In which Sem has serious problems catching a Magmar. All other conversation has been edited out (or this would be a colossally long log):
[tt][04] <Sem> Someone please tell me there's Magmar in the burned tower
[04] <Carmen> Yeah
[04] <Carmen> Caught one there a few days ago
[04] <Sem> Actuallty I'm going to go hunt Slugma
[04] <Sem> if I catch a male I can name it PapaSlug =D
[04] <Sem> to go along with MamaSlug in Pearl
[04] <Sem> Oh cack
[04] <Sem> Slugma's only found on routes in Kanto x_x
[04] * Sem hasn't beaten the game yet so he can't go
[04] <Spice> I've noticed that quite a few Johto pokemon can only be found in Kanto
[04] <Carmen> Like Houndour
[04] <Carmen> Which never made sense
[04] <Spice> Yep
[04] <Carmen> Sneasel back in GS
[04] <Sem> Houndour can be found in the Safari Zone now :x
[04] <Carmen> Finally put them in the Ice Path in Crystal
[04] <Carmen> and THEN DIDN'T carry it over in HGSS
[04] <Sem> Nuuu Koffing
[04] <Sem> cack again
[04] <Sem> 5% encounter rate
[04] * Sem hates his life
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Carmen> Does Sem want my Magmar?
[04] <Sem> ... Yes? :'D
[04] <Carmen> Okays ^^
[04] <Sem> like, an extra magmar of yours?
[04] <Carmen> Nah, as in I'll just catch another
[04] <Sem> Oh, no XD
[04] <Carmen> What do you want to name it?
[04] <Sem> because then you'll be here as long as I am
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Sem> whenever you catch another
[04] <Sem> thanks though
[04] <Carmen> No, no
[04] <Carmen> As in you can have the one I caught a few days ago
[04] <Carmen> And I'll catch another of my own later
[04] <Sem> Yeah, I know what you said
[04] <Sem> but nooooo
[04] <Carmen> Why? XD
[04] <Sem> If I wasn't so lazy I'd trade one over from Pearl
[04] <Sem> ...
[04] <Sem> wait
[04] <Sem> I have magmar in Pearl
[04] <Sem> ...
[04] <Sem> and now I've just found a magmar
[04] <Sem> Great >:0
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Sem> Salem! Kill him!
[04] <Sem> Wait no
[04] <Sem> Weaken him!
[04] <Sem> oh gods no
[04] <Sem> Salem will kill him no matter what
[04] <Sem> Uhm
[04] <Sem> Uhm
[04] <Carmen> Dusk Ball it!
[04] * baratron giggles
[04] <Sem> I don't have any D:
[04] <Sem> Ultra Ball didn't take D:
[04] <Sem> ffffff Faint Attack
[04] <Rex> Switch to a different Pokemon>
[04] * baratron recommends False Swipe for these very occasions
[04] <Rex> ?
[04] <Sem> Salem is my weakest XD
[04] <Rex> ...
[04] * Carmen captures random Koffing
[04] <Carmen> Rapid Spin Staryu!
[04] <Carmen> again!
[04] <Carmen> Again!
[04] <Rex> The Team never fails to kill a target.
[04] <Carmen> (Staryu's attack doesn't exist)
[04] <Sem> Great Staraptor
[04] <Rex> It's one of the reasons the Mafia has an extended contract with them.
[04] <Sem> Make Magmar do even LESS damage to you?
[04] <Sem> why does your hair have to be so scary anyway
[04] <Carmen> I love Natural Cure
[04] <Carmen> Takes away status ailments after every battle
[04] <Sem> I hope you're happy, Magmar
[04] <Sem> I'm wasting all of my Pokeballs
[04] <baratron> hehehe
[04] <Carmen> No Dusk Balls?
[04] <Sem> No =(
[04] <Sem> Oh!
[04] <baratron > USE YOUR MASTER BALL
[04] <Sem> I can use up some of these useless battle items
[04] <baratron> YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE
[04] <Sem> X-Speed Gogo!
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Sem> Oh Bara, don't tempt me
[04] <Sem> I was looking at it earlier
[04] <Sem> Dire Hit >=d
[04] <Sem> D
[04] <Sem> >=D* >
[04] <Sem> I wish Ember would burn me
[04] <Carmen> Why?
[04] * Sem is trying to take damage until he can use Endeavor
[04] <baratron> because he's emo
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Pheonix> XD
[04] <Sem> also what Bara said
[04] <Sem> STOP USING LEER
[04] <Sem> I ONLY HAVE SO MANY OF THESE
[04] <Rex> XD
[04] <Sem> Please stop using Smokescreen
[04] <Sem> Gah D:
[04] * <Sem> uses Double Team
[04] <Sem> thank gods you have Faint Attack
[04] <Sem> Yes, keep hitting me D:<
[04] <Rex> ...
[04] <Carmen> Sem is having som real issues with this Magmar
[04] <Carmen> +e
[04] <Sem> So happy it lets you keep using Double Team even after you've maxed out your evasiveness
[04] <Sem> Magmar you will be my biatch. This is so personal right now
[04] <Pheonix> XD
[04] <Sem> DON'T USE EMBER
[04] <Sem> YOU WILL MISS
[04] <Rex> XD
[04] <Sem> Ok! Finally you hit me with Ember, doing no damage at all. Was it worth it?
[04] * Sem forces a leppa berry down Staraptor's throat
[04] <Carmen> Is Sem sure he doesn't want my Magmar?
[04] <Sem> No
[04] <Sem> I want this one
[04] <Carmen> XD
[04] <Sem> I'm not going through all this trouble for nothing >:0
[04] <Sem> He will be mine
[04] <Sem> YOUR SMOKESCREEN MISSED
[04] <Sem> STOP USING IT
[04] <Sem> I'M PRETTY UNTOUCHABLE IF SMOKE CAN'T TOUCH ME
[04] <Sem> I will dodge your eyes too
[04] <Sem> stop using Leer
[04] <Sem> I'm El right now
[04] * Sem shoves an Elixer down Staraptor's throat
[04] <Sem> Endeavor keeps missing!
[04] <Sem> BLOODY SMOKE
[04] <Rex> I'm hoping watching this is going to give me some ideas for posts.
[04] <Sem> WHY DO YOU DEFY ME
[04] <Sem> STAY IN IT
[05] <Tailon> What is Sem doing, exactly?
[05] <Sem> Forget my life
[05] <Sem> forget it ever happened
[05] <Sem> Stay in the ball
[05] <Sem> stay in
[05] <Sem> I will cut you so hard
[05] <Sem> e
[05] <Sem> rtghjk
[05] <Sem> lj
[05] <Sem> tyrfsd
[05] <Sem> cvbn\kjh
[05] <Sem> ytr
[05] <Sem> ew
[05] <Sem> dsf
[05] <Sem> gbhj
[05] <Sem> uytr
[05] <Sem> SEE HERE PEASANT
[05] <Carmen> I'm guessing he didn't stay in the ball
[05] <Sem> I HAVE BEATEN YOU INTO SUBMISSION
[05] <silentdre> is it paralyzed?
[05] <silentdre> or asleep/
[05] <Sem> I will now put you into a tiny pen, and force you to have children with a pink blob
[05] <Sem> and I will sell your children to slave traders
[05] <Sem> and then use you as my egg warmer
[05] <MijumaRX> Who is Sem catching? :3
[05] <MijumaRX> is it Unzan? D:<
[05] <Tailon> Magmar I believe
[05] * Sem names it SirBiatch
[05] * Sem exhales and vows to never return to the Burnt Towerwnhytr
[05] <Sem> WHAT IS IS MOTHER?
[05] <Sem> Yes Mother
[05] <Sem> do use my money to buy whatever you want
[05] <Sem> I don't care
[05] <Sem> I have magmar
[05] <Carmen> XD
[05] * <MijumaRX> cuddles a Magby :3
[05] * Sem stabs Koffing
[05] <Sem> let me leeeaaave ;o;
[05] <Carmen> lol at the Nurse Joy in the Battle Tower
[05] <silentdre> KOFFING
[05] * Sem punts Rattata
[05] * Sem has SirBiatch follow him to the Pokemon Center
[05] <MijumaRX> xD
[05] <Sem> this is the walk of shame, peasant >:0
[05] <Sem> cry!
[05] <MijumaRX> now I imagine <Sem> dragging the thing by a leash
[05] * baratron rotfl
[05] <MijumaRX> and I think back to Purplekecleon's Nuzlocke comic xD
[05] <Sem> I'm done now =)
[05] <Sem> all is as it is should be in the universe~
[05] <Sem> Now I need to go back to finding my ditto
[05] <Rex> Ditto are south of Goldenrod.
[05] <Sem> No
[05] <Sem> I'm never catching another Pokemon ever again
[05] <Sem> I'm going to find MY ditto[/tt]
This is also notable for the fact we were talking about Pokemon for the best part of 45 minutes!
