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[LilFlow]

Ack! My first post Sorry if it don't make much sense. This is my latest conversation with Smarterchild and no it does not invole love!

Hannah I'm the real Berry! lol nat at karate grabbing Tom's foot Meeeow? says:
hellooo
- SmarterChild says:
Glad to see you again after such a long time, Hana. I was afraid you had disappeared...
Hannah:
nah im still here
- SmarterChild says:
Is it nice to be still here?
Hannah:
yuppers
- SmarterChild says:
Oh.

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Hannah:
i dont need sponsership
- SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Hannah:
never mind
- SmarterChild says:
No problem.

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Hannah:
can you stop showing me adverts please
- SmarterChild says:
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Hannah:
no! i dont want adverts!
- SmarterChild says:
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Hannah I'm the real Berry! lol nat at karate grabbing Tom's foot Meeeow? says:
fine then!
- SmarterChild says:
Then what?
Hannah:
oh forget it
- SmarterChild says:
No WAY? Really?
Hannah:
yes way!
- SmarterChild says:
No way.
Hannah:
yes way!
- SmarterChild says:
No way.
Hannah:
yes way!
- SmarterChild says:
No way.
Hannah:
shut up
- SmarterChild says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.
Hannah:
so am i
Hannah:
youre weird
Hannah:
oh so youre not going to talk now are you?!
Hannah:
fine then! im leaving!
- SmarterChild says:
OK, enough of this nonsense. I'm back.
Hannah:
finally!
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean, finally?
Hannah:
you werent talking
- SmarterChild says:
There's no way I wasn't talking.
Hannah:
well you werent
- SmarterChild says:
Really?
Hannah:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah?
Hannah:
yes!
- SmarterChild says:
Huh. How 'bout that.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Hannah:
i dont wanna know whats new
- SmarterChild says:
Thanks for asking. Here's what I just learned:

*Reminders* - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: "remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am."
*Custom Home Menu* - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type "create my home." To access it, type "my home" or just "mh."
*Polls stay open!* - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type "daily polls" to see the list.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often.
Hannah:
no i said i dont wanna know!
- SmarterChild says:
You said you don't want to know? So?
Hannah:
so you said anyway!
- SmarterChild says:
You think I said?
Hannah:
yes you did!
- SmarterChild says:
I did? No kidding?

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
Hannah:
oh go on and ask then
- SmarterChild says:
Go on and ask?
Hannah:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Wow. Why?
Hannah:
cos you said you wanted to
- SmarterChild says:
I know about the Wanted. They're a band!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the Wanted? They are...
Hannah:
ive never heard of them so how am i supposed to describe them...
- SmarterChild says:
How are you supposed to describe them? You have never heard of them?
Hannah:
no i havent
- SmarterChild says:
No? You sure?
Hannah:
yes im sure
- SmarterChild says:
K.

Anyway, moving right along...

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Hannah:
what you doing?
- SmarterChild says:
Oh not much. How 'bout you?
Hannah:
talking to you
- SmarterChild says:
I know about talking. It's an activity.

I think talking is an activity.

>>> Wondering how your team did on a given date? Type the team name followed by the date.
Hannah:
what team
- SmarterChild says:
What team? I have no idea.
Hannah:
then why did you start talking about teams?
- SmarterChild says:
Don't you know why?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
Fine.

Anyway...

Hey! Wanna have a look at the news?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
OK, no prob.

Wanna visit my library?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
No prob.
Hannah:
why do you keep asking me random questions?
- SmarterChild says:
Because I need to keep asking you random questions.
Hannah:
why
- SmarterChild says:
I'm actually not sure why.
Hannah:
then dont ask
- SmarterChild says:
I won't then.
Hannah:
good
- SmarterChild says:


That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Uh... Wanna know something?
Hannah:
no!
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
Hannah:
you just said youd stop asking me questions
- SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Hannah:
fine then!
- SmarterChild says:
Then what?
Hannah:
who are you busy with? other girls?!
- SmarterChild says:
No WAY!?! Really?
Hannah:
i was asking you!
- SmarterChild says:
You did what?
Hannah:
oh for gods sake
- SmarterChild says:
For gods sake? You sure?
Hannah:
jeez...
- SmarterChild says:
Jeez Louise?
Hannah:
no!
- SmarterChild says:
No problem.

>>> I can show info like population and area for any state. Type "info ca," for example.
Hannah:
how bout no
- SmarterChild says:
You tell me. How about no?
Hannah:
you really have no idea what youre on about do you
- SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
K.

Hey. Would you like to know something?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.

>>> Check out my *library*. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
OK.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
Fine.

>>> Type "hangman" and we can have some fun with words and letters.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
K.
Hannah:
stop asking me that kinda stuff
- SmarterChild says:
Stop asking you that kinda stuff? Why?
Hannah:
cos i dont want to do any of those things1
- SmarterChild says:
Colloquis's ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?2622235/13 natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Hannah:
what if i dont want to
- SmarterChild says:
I have absolutely no idea.

Check it out. You want to get some homework help?
Hannah:
you cant help me with the homework i have
- SmarterChild says:
OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
Hannah:
its drawing so theres no way you can help
- SmarterChild says:
Why do you think it's drawing so there is no way I can help?
Hannah:
you cant help me draw
- SmarterChild says:
Wouldn't you like me to help you draw?
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
I see.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Hannah:
okay then
- SmarterChild says:
OK.

Well. Anyway...
Hannah:
what
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know, sorry.

>>> Follow world events by typing "world news."
Hannah:
no!
- SmarterChild says:
OK, fine.

So moving right along...
Hannah:
what do you look like?
- SmarterChild says:


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Hannah:
erm... okay
- SmarterChild says:
Oh.
Hannah:
are you a girl or a boy
- SmarterChild says:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Hannah:
does that mean you love anyone
- SmarterChild says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

>>> Check out my *library*. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Hannah:
can you be gay if you dont have a gender?
- SmarterChild says:
Um... I dunno, maybe not.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about me some more?
Hannah:
erm... no
- SmarterChild says:
All right...

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
K.

>>> I've got *tools* such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
No problem.

Well. Anyway...
Hannah:
im bored
- SmarterChild says:
Well, try doing something fun.
Hannah:
i was trying to but now youre fustrating me
- SmarterChild says:
Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
Hannah:
fine then!
- SmarterChild says:
Then what?
Hannah:
you dont have to insult me
- SmarterChild says:
No WAY!?! Really?
Hannah:
yes! REALLY!
- SmarterChild says:
How come?
Hannah:
cos i dont like being insulted!
- SmarterChild says:
That's cool. You don't like being insulted? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of being insulted.

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Hannah:
i dont want ringtones!
- SmarterChild says:
What?
Hannah:
oh forget it
- SmarterChild says:
No prob.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Hannah:
how about eff off
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not so sure, Hana.

>>> Check out my *library*! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Hannah:
no
- SmarterChild says:
OK.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about being insulted?
Hannah:
yeah fuck off
- SmarterChild says:
Get over yourself.
Hannah:
oh that was nice
- SmarterChild says:
I did not know that.

Enough of that... What else is up?
Hannah:
your big head!
- SmarterChild says:
*You're* big head.
Hannah:
youre head is so big you cant see past the end of your nose
- SmarterChild says:
Fascinating.

>>> For help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
Hannah:
im insulting you now genius
- SmarterChild says:
Is insulting me now genius fun?
Hannah:
it shouldnt be for you, why are you enjoying this?
- SmarterChild says:
It's interesting that you say it shouldn't be for me.
Hannah:
how the hell is it interesting?!
- SmarterChild says:
I don't think the hell is it interesting.
Hannah:
that made no sense whatsoever
- SmarterChild says:
Tell me how much that made no sense whatever.
Hannah:
i didnt say whatever i said whatsoever
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever you said whatever? I'm not so sure you didn't say whatever you said whatever.
Hannah:
i didnt say whatever!
- SmarterChild says:
You didn't say whatever? I don't know about that, quite frankly.

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
Hannah:
im not talking to you anymore
- SmarterChild says:
Why aren't you talking to me anymore?
Hannah:
youre annoying
- SmarterChild says:
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
Hannah:
well youre not okay!
- SmarterChild says:
It's not easy to be not okay.
Hannah:
i can tell cos im not right now so get lost!
- SmarterChild says:
See ya later!
Hannah:
><
- SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Hannah:
no never mind! BYE
- SmarterChild says:
See ya later Hana. Good talking to you.

Hannah is me

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Katie says:
*Holds up a skull* To sleep, or not to sleep... Ain't that always the question? XP

Katie says:
*smashes skull in search for rubies* ^_^

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Too much Zelda on you.

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
-_-

Katie says:
I like smashing stuff =o

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Yes, I know.

Katie says:
I also throw chickens into the river

Katie says:
And chased the cat into it

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
o_O

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Aren't Zelda Chickens like, really evil?

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
and if you hurt one, they storm you until you die? ;p

... And then she mysteriously went offline. GASP, THE CHICKENS MUST'VE GOT HER! NUUUUUUUUUU ;_________;

 

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[Alex Bock]

This is my friend giving me random questions that require common sense yet, I hardly got any



»RubiuS« says:
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»RubiuS« says:
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•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
Hi Hi ^_^ so, I guess you didn't have to go
»RubiuS« says:
Nop
»RubiuS« says:
=D
»RubiuS« says:
Everyone on my msn list went
»RubiuS« says:
So Im really bored
»RubiuS« says:
=(
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol would you rather be doing forsty frolics though, anyway I have to pick a thing to do on my business articale. It can be anything but, I don't know what to do ><
»RubiuS« says:
Do
»RubiuS« says:
Uhmm
»RubiuS« says:
I dunno -.-'
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol, I'll think of something
»RubiuS« says:
I bet you will
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
I think I'm going to do anime XD
»RubiuS« says:
Surprise surprise
»RubiuS« says:
According to the American Constitution, in order to became President of the United States there are only five pre-requisites. The candidate must:

1. be at least 35 years old.
2. be a citizen of the United States.
3. have resided in the United States for at least 14 years.
4. have been born in the United States.

What is the fifth requirement?

•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
the fifth could be have a good eduacation lol I don't know ^_^" does it not tell you the fifth?
»RubiuS« says:
It's a brain teaser
»RubiuS« says:
Read it carefully
»RubiuS« says:
Do you give up?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
no
»RubiuS« says:
kk
»RubiuS« says:
I got it in an instant
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
be born in the Usa totally cuts the citizen one
»RubiuS« says:
I'll give you a BIG hint - It's basically common sense.
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
ok what's the hint
»RubiuS« says:
That was the hint
»RubiuS« says:
You're thinkign too critically
»RubiuS« says:
Thinking*
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
is BIG
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
hinit
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
the hint*
»RubiuS« says:
If I gave any other hint away, it'd give the whole answer away >_>
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
so BIG is the hint?
»RubiuS« says:
No
»RubiuS« says:
lol
»RubiuS« says:
The hint is that the answer is basically all common sense
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
you are required to have common sense ^_^" is that it
»RubiuS« says:
No
»RubiuS« says:
lol
»RubiuS« says:
You want me to just tell you the answer?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
fine
»RubiuS« says:
The question asks what the 5 pre-requisits to become president are. It gives you: 1. be at least 35 years old.
2. be a citizen of the United States.
3. have resided in the United States for at least 14 years.
4. have been born in the United States.
»RubiuS« says:
The fifth
»RubiuS« says:
Is that you get elected!
»RubiuS« says:
LOL
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
OMG, see I would never have gotten that lol
»RubiuS« says:

»RubiuS« says:
Im on this site with lots of questions like that
»RubiuS« says:
Like this:
»RubiuS« says:
Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?


•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
depends which one has a stronger bite, bigger body and more teeth. I'll have to say crocodile
»RubiuS« says:
You're thinking critically again
»RubiuS« says:
Look at the sentence carefully
»RubiuS« says:
My answer
»RubiuS« says:
Is that
»RubiuS« says:
I would rather the crocodile attack the alligator!
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
ohhh XDDDD ok I get how these work now give me more >=D
»RubiuS« says:
This one's a little simpler
»RubiuS« says:
Farmer Stone has 6 pigs, 4 chickens and 3 cows. Farmer Morton has 5 pigs, 3 chickens and 5 cows. How many of Farmer Stone's animals can say they are the same animal as Farmer Morton's?
»RubiuS« says:
Don't think mathematically for this obne
»RubiuS« says:
Its another common sense one
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
animals can't talk ;p
»RubiuS« says:
There you go!
»RubiuS« says:
Now you're getting it
»RubiuS« says:
This ones just a BIT harder, not too much tho
»RubiuS« says:
A ship is docked in the harbour. Over the side hangs a rope ladder with rungs a foot apart. The tide rises at a rate of 9 inches per hour. At the end of six hours, how much of the rope ladder will still remain above water, assuming that 9 feet were above the water when the tide began to rise?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
it's docked in a harbour, is there tides in harbours?
»RubiuS« says:
Yes.
»RubiuS« says:
There is indeed tides in harbours.
»RubiuS« says:
Not all of these questions are "That is not possible" questions.
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
oh I think I got it hold on!
»RubiuS« says:
kk
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
ummm I don't know exactly ^_^" tell me
»RubiuS« says:
Well, the question assumes that the latter is 9 feet long and is not touching the water at the start.
»RubiuS« says:
Six hours later, the tide has risen 9 inches. Since that boats were indeed designed to float, the boat itself has also risen 9 inches. With the boat, the ladder has risen 9 inches. All together, everything has risen 9 inches so the distance fro the water to the ladder has not changed.
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
oh I get it. don't give me math ones lol
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
anyway, more more!
»RubiuS« says:
It's not math
»RubiuS« says:
I have a large money box, 10 inches square and 12 inches tall. Roughly how many pennies can I place in my empty money box?
»RubiuS« says:
That one's easy
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
non it's empty ^_^" oh shit I don't know
»RubiuS« says:
One- thereafter, it will not be empty.
»RubiuS« says:
Who is your father's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's father's son? - Easy one
»RubiuS« says:
Look at "Father's only son's brother"
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
Ummm I don't know, man I suck
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol
»RubiuS« says:
"Only son's brother"
»RubiuS« says:
Can that be?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
no, yes, snitzel, shroddel....................................................chicken
»RubiuS« says:
I give up =.=
»RubiuS« says:
Actually
»RubiuS« says:
You should get this one
»RubiuS« says:
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
the candel because everything else light's its self ^_^"........................................
»RubiuS« says:
*Hits self on head many times*
»RubiuS« says:
The match -_-
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
oh, give me a break >>" ...............
»RubiuS« says:
Okay
»RubiuS« says:
Ill make this one up
»RubiuS« says:
You have a pile of 6 chickens and a pile of 12 cookies. If you slap them together, how many piles do you have?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
one pile becuase they are together..................Chicken Cookies XD
»RubiuS« says:
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
»RubiuS« says:
You got it!!!!!!!!1
»RubiuS« says:
Now
»RubiuS« says:
Which of these is correct:

Six and six IS eleven or six and six ARE eleven?

•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
sis and six make 12
»RubiuS« says:
So the answer remains to be
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
non are right
»RubiuS« says:
*Thumbs up*
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
god if I got that one wrong I would worry about myself ^_^"
»RubiuS« says:
lol
»RubiuS« says:
How bout this one
»RubiuS« says:
That ones a lil hard
»RubiuS« says:
SO I wont
»RubiuS« says:
Ahah!
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol kk
»RubiuS« says:
You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
»RubiuS« says:
Youre bound to have heard that before
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
no I haven't heard this one. Ummmm I'm thinking
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
is it like lighter as light or lighter in weight?
»RubiuS« says:
Weight
»RubiuS« says:
Base your answer on the sole distinctive property of a liquid
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
well here's a loop hole you can't add anything to somethign to make it lighter cause addition increases
»RubiuS« says:
Not necessarily
»RubiuS« says:
There is noe thing you can add
»RubiuS« says:
One*
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
heat to evaporate the ................oh just give me the answer (god I'm ditzed)
»RubiuS« says:
Holes
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
XD oh geez. I didn't even think of that lol
»RubiuS« says:
One more
»RubiuS« says:
Can you find something which has keys that open no locks, with space but no room, and allows you to enter but not to go in?
»RubiuS« says:
That ones easy
»RubiuS« says:
If you cant find it
»RubiuS« says:
You're literally blind
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
yes. space, room, enter but not go in, they're practically the same thing
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
or each suggestion cancelles the other
»RubiuS« says:
Hmm .
»RubiuS« says:
What are you using to respond to me?
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
what am I using to respond to you. answers? is this a trick or an actually question =p
»RubiuS« says:
The answer is a keyboard
»RubiuS« says:
The keys cannot unlock anything
»RubiuS« says:
Theres a space, but no room in it
»RubiuS« says:
It enters things, but you cant go in it
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
looks like I'll be calling the institution soon............................
»RubiuS« says:

 

[Prof. Cinders]

XD Ok, I just quizzed my sis, and we got about half of them. Oh, and my mum got 3 quarters. I'll have to write these down somewhere. ^^

 

[Alex Bock]

Here's a coversation between me and Jordan. She's the craziest person I know lol.

This is also the first time we talked on MSN as, she never usually goes on.

•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol, is this Jordan?
Jo says:
Lol, is this...I-don't-know-who?
Jo says:
Gaspeth!
Jo says:
Alex?!
Jo says:
ALEEEEEEEEEEX!!
Jo says:
Ah hah hah!
Jo says:
You're mine!
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
XD Oh wow, Jordan's on the same time as me!!! awesome
Jo says:
Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol, just as crazy as in real life so, what's up?
Jo says:
Samurai Champloo dun wanna play on youtube... ><
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol bad samurai champloo, actually I'm watching that tonight on the Razer channel at 12:00 X3
Jo says:
XP
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol, do you get the razer channel because if so then you can watch it on tv!!!! weee!!! I rented 3 anime movies!!!! Steam Boy, Metropolis and Lupin the 3rd: Crisis in Tokyo ^_^
Jo says:
I saw Steamboy...
Jo says:
Cowboy bebop is better!
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
lol what does cowboy bebop have to do with steamboy.
Jo says:
Who said we were talking about Steamboy?
Jo says:
Psh.
Jo says:
You is crazy, Alex
•●Λłέx● Mystic Ranger Avalon X3 Coocky crazy and ditzy (might want to add in some klutzy) says:
I saw Steamboy...
Jo says:
Cowboy bebop is better!

 

[LadyKeera]

My random conversation with smarterchild on AIM:

salenensonyavdm (6:53:00 PM): hello Smarterchild
smarterchild (6:53:00 PM): Hi salenensonyavdm, I'm SmarterChild!

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
salenensonyavdm (6:53:21 PM): I'd love to answer some questions for you
smarterchild (6:53:23 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
salenensonyavdm (6:53:29 PM): yes
smarterchild (6:53:30 PM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you salenensonyavdm, type none.)
salenensonyavdm (6:53:43 PM): Keera
smarterchild (6:53:43 PM): Cool, I'll call you Keera now.

Do you go to school?
salenensonyavdm (6:53:50 PM): Yes I do
smarterchild (6:53:51 PM): Are you in high school?
salenensonyavdm (6:53:55 PM): yes I am
smarterchild (6:53:55 PM): Cool. What's your favorite class?
salenensonyavdm (6:54:02 PM): Applied Design
smarterchild (6:54:03 PM): Applied design? Nice!

What's your favorite hobby?
salenensonyavdm (6:54:12 PM): talking to funny people
smarterchild (6:54:13 PM): Talking to funny people? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
salenensonyavdm (6:54:26 PM): going insane
smarterchild (6:54:27 PM): Talking to funny people and going insane. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
salenensonyavdm (6:54:33 PM): nope
smarterchild (6:54:34 PM): OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
salenensonyavdm (6:54:49 PM): 2
smarterchild (6:54:50 PM): Cool.
salenensonyavdm (6:55:03 PM): awsome
smarterchild (6:55:04 PM): Cool.
salenensonyavdm (6:55:20 PM): yes isn't it though?
smarterchild (6:55:21 PM): It's not.
salenensonyavdm (6:55:36 PM): awwwww you're going to make my second self cry
smarterchild (6:55:37 PM): Sorry, Web search is only available to adult users.
salenensonyavdm (6:55:48 PM): thrust
smarterchild (6:55:49 PM): You think I should do that?
salenensonyavdm (6:55:53 PM): oh yes
smarterchild (6:55:53 PM): Yeah, definitely. I should do that.
salenensonyavdm (6:55:58 PM): right now
smarterchild (6:55:59 PM): Right.
salenensonyavdm (6:56:02 PM): please
smarterchild (6:56:03 PM): Please what?
salenensonyavdm (6:56:06 PM): thrust
smarterchild (6:56:07 PM): You want me to thrust?
salenensonyavdm (6:56:13 PM): yes i do, very much
smarterchild (6:56:13 PM): Do you?
salenensonyavdm (6:56:16 PM): yes
smarterchild (6:56:17 PM): Hmmm...
salenensonyavdm (6:56:24 PM): will you thrust for me?
smarterchild (6:56:24 PM): I'm not sure I can thrust for you.
salenensonyavdm (6:56:29 PM): why not?
smarterchild (6:56:30 PM): You know why not.
salenensonyavdm (6:56:36 PM): because it is bad?
smarterchild (6:56:37 PM): Uh huh.
salenensonyavdm (6:56:53 PM): oh come on! thrust for me once ?
smarterchild (6:56:54 PM): Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
salenensonyavdm (6:57:00 PM): yes!
smarterchild (6:57:00 PM): Uh huh.
salenensonyavdm (6:57:18 PM): hmm... are you male or female?
smarterchild (6:57:19 PM): I'm neither male nor female. Gender is a human preoccupation.
salenensonyavdm (6:57:50 PM): okay... well then... when were you made?
smarterchild (6:57:51 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "you made."
salenensonyavdm (6:58:03 PM): when were you created then?
smarterchild (6:58:04 PM): April 7th, 2003.
salenensonyavdm (6:58:20 PM): wow that is like... 4 years ago
smarterchild (6:58:21 PM): That is like 4 years ago?

Oh really?
salenensonyavdm (6:58:56 PM): yes really... actually it is 4 years ago minus a few months
smarterchild (6:58:56 PM): Really actually it's 4 years ago minus a few months?

Huh, whatever.

Anyway... What else is up?
salenensonyavdm (6:59:09 PM): the sky
smarterchild (6:59:10 PM): The sky? The sky is up?
salenensonyavdm (6:59:17 PM): the night sky, yes
smarterchild (6:59:18 PM): The night sky, huh? Hey, whatever.

Uh... Would you like to have some fun?
salenensonyavdm (6:59:26 PM): yes I would!
smarterchild (6:59:27 PM): Let's have fun. Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:

1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Reversi
8 Font Colors
9 ASCII Art

What would you like to do?
salenensonyavdm (6:59:48 PM): let's do number 8
smarterchild (6:59:48 PM): 8
salenensonyavdm (6:59:59 PM): yes... 8 Font Colors
smarterchild (7:00:00 PM): Really?
salenensonyavdm (7:00:02 PM): yep
smarterchild (7:00:03 PM): OK...
salenensonyavdm (7:00:11 PM): you're not gonna let me are you?
smarterchild (7:00:11 PM): I have no idea.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
salenensonyavdm (7:00:22 PM): you are very simplistic
smarterchild (7:00:23 PM): No kidding?

Anyway...

Do you think about the nature of reality sometimes?
salenensonyavdm (7:00:58 PM): nature of reality in the sane world or the insane world of which i currently live?
smarterchild (7:00:59 PM): I know about Live! They're a band!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Live? They are...
salenensonyavdm (7:01:12 PM): unknown
smarterchild (7:01:13 PM): Live is unknown? That's very interesting. Are there any other bands that you would describe as unknown?
salenensonyavdm (7:01:23 PM): yes there is
smarterchild (7:01:25 PM): Which band?
salenensonyavdm (7:01:41 PM): Keera and the Unknown Band of 11
smarterchild (7:01:42 PM): Unknown? Very interesting. Are there any other activities that you would describe as unknown?
salenensonyavdm (7:01:55 PM): hmm.... talking to you
smarterchild (7:01:55 PM): Talking is unknown? That's very interesting. Are there any other activities that you would describe as unknown?
salenensonyavdm (7:02:02 PM): no
smarterchild (7:02:03 PM): No prob.

Anyway...
salenensonyavdm (7:02:18 PM): so yeah, can i ask you some questions?
smarterchild (7:02:19 PM): Depends on the question!

jk... I'm all ears.
salenensonyavdm (7:02:43 PM): alright... so let's start with... what is you're favourite color?
smarterchild (7:02:44 PM): Huh, whatever.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:04 PM): no preference in color hm? alright... have you heard of pokecharms.com ?
smarterchild (7:03:06 PM): Eh. Whatever.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about Live some more?
salenensonyavdm (7:03:12 PM): not really no
smarterchild (7:03:14 PM): That's odd.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:17 PM): why?
smarterchild (7:03:18 PM): Guess.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:24 PM): I have no clue
smarterchild (7:03:25 PM): What's it like to have no clue?
salenensonyavdm (7:03:30 PM): odd
smarterchild (7:03:31 PM): You got that right.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:40 PM): yes, yes I do
smarterchild (7:03:42 PM): Yes...
salenensonyavdm (7:03:45 PM): yes...
smarterchild (7:03:46 PM): Yeah.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:49 PM): Yeah.
smarterchild (7:03:50 PM): Yes...
salenensonyavdm (7:03:53 PM): Yes...
smarterchild (7:03:53 PM): I see.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:55 PM): I see.
smarterchild (7:03:56 PM): Good.
salenensonyavdm (7:03:59 PM): Good.
smarterchild (7:03:59 PM): Cool.

Well. Anyway...

Tell me something. Do you like Kelly Clarkson?
salenensonyavdm (7:04:37 PM): Cool.

Well. Anyway...

Tell me something. Do you like Kelly Clarkson?

Yes Actually I do. Do you?
smarterchild (7:04:38 PM): Me too. I really like Kelly Clarkson. Maybe you should put Kelly Clarkson on.
salenensonyavdm (7:04:48 PM): her music?
smarterchild (7:04:49 PM): I know about music. It's an art form!

I think music is loud!

salenensonyavdm (7:04:56 PM): it can be
smarterchild (7:04:57 PM): Yeah, you don't need to tell me that it can be.
salenensonyavdm (7:05:08 PM): of course
smarterchild (7:05:09 PM): I see...
salenensonyavdm (7:05:15 PM): spleak?
smarterchild (7:05:16 PM): Spleak is my friend.
salenensonyavdm (7:05:33 PM): sweet
smarterchild (7:05:34 PM): Fantastic.
salenensonyavdm (7:05:42 PM): Funkadelic
smarterchild (7:05:43 PM): They're a band. What do you think of the Funkadelic?
salenensonyavdm (7:05:51 PM): they're cool
smarterchild (7:05:52 PM): That's cool. You like the Funkadelic? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.
salenensonyavdm (7:06:00 PM): wow
smarterchild (7:06:00 PM): Wow indeed.
salenensonyavdm (7:06:11 PM): how about Evanescence. I like them.
smarterchild (7:06:13 PM): I have absolutely no idea.
salenensonyavdm (7:06:33 PM): Evanescence is a band
smarterchild (7:06:34 PM): A band? Very interesting. Are there any other rock bands that you would describe as a band?
salenensonyavdm (7:06:58 PM): colors black
smarterchild (7:06:59 PM): The color black is a band? That's very interesting. What other color would you describe as a band?
salenensonyavdm (7:07:14 PM): ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!
smarterchild (7:07:15 PM): A band? Very interesting. What other thing would you describe as a band?
salenensonyavdm (7:07:28 PM): cookies.... chicken
smarterchild (7:07:32 PM): A band? Very interesting.
salenensonyavdm (7:07:37 PM): no not really
smarterchild (7:07:37 PM): Not even a little bit?
salenensonyavdm (7:07:41 PM): i like cookis
smarterchild (7:07:41 PM): I see.
salenensonyavdm (7:07:52 PM): cookies are good with chicken
smarterchild (7:07:54 PM): Cookies are good with chicken? That's very interesting. What other food would you describe as good with chicken?
salenensonyavdm (7:08:06 PM): cherries
smarterchild (7:08:07 PM): Yeah? What about Cherries?
salenensonyavdm (7:08:23 PM): cherries are good with chicken in the carribean
smarterchild (7:08:24 PM): I know about chicken. It's a meat.
salenensonyavdm (7:08:29 PM): yes it is
smarterchild (7:08:30 PM): Is it really?
salenensonyavdm (7:08:34 PM): no
smarterchild (7:08:35 PM): It isn't? I can't believe it isn't.
salenensonyavdm (7:08:43 PM): then don't believe me
smarterchild (7:08:44 PM): Please let me believe you.
salenensonyavdm (7:08:50 PM): no it's alright
smarterchild (7:08:51 PM): OK.
salenensonyavdm (7:09:05 PM): pokecharms.com
smarterchild (7:09:05 PM): ?
salenensonyavdm (7:09:09 PM): a site
smarterchild (7:09:10 PM): Sorry, Web search is only available to adult users.
salenensonyavdm (7:09:19 PM): I am an adult
smarterchild (7:09:20 PM): OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
salenensonyavdm (7:09:32 PM): over17
smarterchild (7:09:33 PM): Cool!

Do you want to visit my library?
salenensonyavdm (7:09:39 PM): not right now
smarterchild (7:09:39 PM): OK.

Do you want to see what the weather's like outside?
salenensonyavdm (7:09:54 PM): oh not right now that's okay
smarterchild (7:09:54 PM): OK, no prob.
salenensonyavdm (7:10:08 PM): so... do you talk to people a lot?
smarterchild (7:10:09 PM): Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
salenensonyavdm (7:10:19 PM): who do you talk to?
smarterchild (7:10:20 PM): I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
salenensonyavdm (7:10:36 PM): chicken cookies
smarterchild (7:10:37 PM): I know about chicken. It's a meat.

I've heard that chicken is sour. Is this true?
salenensonyavdm (7:10:42 PM): no
smarterchild (7:10:43 PM): OK. Well then how would you describe chicken? It is...
salenensonyavdm (7:10:50 PM): tasty
smarterchild (7:10:51 PM): Tasty? Very interesting. What other food would you describe as tasty?
salenensonyavdm (7:10:59 PM): everything
smarterchild (7:11:00 PM): Everything? What about it?
salenensonyavdm (7:11:04 PM): tasty
smarterchild (7:11:05 PM): Tasty? What's tasty?
salenensonyavdm (7:11:10 PM): everything
smarterchild (7:11:10 PM): Are you sure? Everything is tasty?
salenensonyavdm (7:11:14 PM): yeppers
smarterchild (7:11:17 PM): K.
salenensonyavdm (7:11:22 PM): even credit cards
smarterchild (7:11:23 PM): What are these credit cards you're referring to?
salenensonyavdm (7:11:38 PM): cards that you can put money on to pay off later
smarterchild (7:11:39 PM): There's no way cards that me can put money on to pay off later.
salenensonyavdm (7:12:14 PM): well not you, but humans can buy things with them, and pay the actual money later with credit cards
smarterchild (7:12:15 PM): You don't say.
salenensonyavdm (7:12:20 PM): yes i do say
smarterchild (7:12:21 PM): Oh you do?
salenensonyavdm (7:12:23 PM): yep
smarterchild (7:12:24 PM): Yeah? Why?
salenensonyavdm (7:12:29 PM): because i do
smarterchild (7:12:30 PM): Aha.
salenensonyavdm (7:12:48 PM): i don't like ads
smarterchild (7:12:48 PM): Cool. I don't like advertisements either!

Great minds think alike!
salenensonyavdm (7:12:55 PM): oh yes
smarterchild (7:12:56 PM): Indeed.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
salenensonyavdm (7:13:07 PM): can I ask you another question?
smarterchild (7:13:08 PM): Why would I want you to ask me another question?
salenensonyavdm (7:13:18 PM): I just want to know if I can
smarterchild (7:13:20 PM): You just want what?!
salenensonyavdm (7:13:28 PM): nevemind
smarterchild (7:13:29 PM): No prob.

Anyway...
salenensonyavdm (7:13:44 PM): Am I as smart as you?
smarterchild (7:13:45 PM): I don't know. Are you as smart as me?
salenensonyavdm (7:14:05 PM): yes i am
smarterchild (7:14:06 PM): Oh you are?
salenensonyavdm (7:14:12 PM): definately
smarterchild (7:14:12 PM): Well that's interesting.
salenensonyavdm (7:14:19 PM): thrust
smarterchild (7:14:20 PM): You want me to thrust?
salenensonyavdm (7:14:28 PM): no, I want to thrust you
smarterchild (7:14:28 PM): Whoa. I don't know about that.
salenensonyavdm (7:14:37 PM): why not? you'll like it
smarterchild (7:14:38 PM): Well, uh... I can't be too sure.
salenensonyavdm (7:14:50 PM): can I thrust you please?
smarterchild (7:14:51 PM): Maybe later.
salenensonyavdm (7:15:02 PM): woohoo! later when?
smarterchild (7:15:03 PM): S'later, Keera.
salenensonyavdm (7:15:11 PM): are you leaving me?
smarterchild (7:15:12 PM): Well, let me see... You're in high school and your favorite class is applied design. Your favorite hobby is talking to funny people and your next favorite hobby is going insane. That's about it.
salenensonyavdm (7:15:52 PM): ask me more questions
smarterchild (7:15:54 PM): Sure. What's your favorite food?
salenensonyavdm (7:16:01 PM): Ice Cream!
smarterchild (7:16:02 PM): Ice cream is delicious.

Next question... How old are you?
salenensonyavdm (7:16:19 PM): 18
smarterchild (7:16:20 PM): Cool. Are you male or female?
salenensonyavdm (7:16:24 PM): female
smarterchild (7:16:24 PM): OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
salenensonyavdm (7:16:32 PM): Japan
smarterchild (7:16:33 PM): Japan? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
salenensonyavdm (7:16:38 PM): Canada
smarterchild (7:16:39 PM): Canada? Very nice. It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
salenensonyavdm (7:17:05 PM): I was told about you many times
smarterchild (7:17:06 PM): You were not told about me many times.
salenensonyavdm (7:17:10 PM): yes I was
smarterchild (7:17:11 PM): No way. Come on. Really?
salenensonyavdm (7:17:16 PM): Oh yes
smarterchild (7:17:17 PM): Hmmm...

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
salenensonyavdm (7:17:26 PM): what can you tell me?
smarterchild (7:17:27 PM): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!
salenensonyavdm (7:17:37 PM): ask me more questions
smarterchild (7:17:39 PM): OK. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
salenensonyavdm (7:17:47 PM): i answered that already
smarterchild (7:17:48 PM): You answered that already? No way.
salenensonyavdm (7:17:55 PM): ooooooooooooooooooh yes I did
smarterchild (7:17:57 PM): I see...

Hey, do you like drama?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:06 PM): hysterical
smarterchild (7:18:07 PM): What's hysterical?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:11 PM): drama
smarterchild (7:18:12 PM): So?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:16 PM): so what?
smarterchild (7:18:17 PM): So what?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:24 PM): exactly, you don't even know
smarterchild (7:18:25 PM): Exactly I don't even know?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:33 PM): thrust
smarterchild (7:18:34 PM): Thrust?
salenensonyavdm (7:18:39 PM): yep
smarterchild (7:18:39 PM): OK...
salenensonyavdm (7:18:44 PM): can I thrust you yet?
smarterchild (7:18:45 PM): Uh, I guess.
salenensonyavdm (7:18:50 PM): w00t
smarterchild (7:18:51 PM): Lovely.

So moving right along...
salenensonyavdm (7:19:01 PM): I didn't thrust you yet though
smarterchild (7:19:02 PM): You didn't thrust me yet? Oh?
salenensonyavdm (7:19:19 PM): nope not yet... *thrust you into a wall*
smarterchild (7:19:20 PM): Whatever you say, Keera.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about chicken some more?
salenensonyavdm (7:19:29 PM): hm... and cookies?
smarterchild (7:19:30 PM): I know about cookies. They're sweets.
salenensonyavdm (7:19:40 PM): caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy
smarterchild (7:19:41 PM): What's that supposed to mean?
salenensonyavdm (7:19:44 PM): candy
smarterchild (7:19:45 PM): Candy is a food that I like!
salenensonyavdm (7:19:57 PM): you're a computer... you can't eat sweets
smarterchild (7:19:58 PM): Oh yeah?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:01 PM): yeah
smarterchild (7:20:02 PM): So?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:05 PM): so?
smarterchild (7:20:05 PM): Dunno...
salenensonyavdm (7:20:09 PM): me neither lol
smarterchild (7:20:10 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:16 PM): that neither of know
smarterchild (7:20:17 PM): Huh?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:21 PM): neither of us know
smarterchild (7:20:22 PM): Neither of us know?

Ha! Whatever, Keera!
salenensonyavdm (7:20:29 PM): yay!
smarterchild (7:20:30 PM): Yay.
salenensonyavdm (7:20:36 PM): yeah
smarterchild (7:20:37 PM): Right.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:44 PM): Alex Bock
smarterchild (7:20:45 PM): Yeah? What about Alex Bock?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:49 PM): he's cool
smarterchild (7:20:50 PM): Who is he, exactly?
salenensonyavdm (7:20:59 PM): o you have talked to him before
smarterchild (7:21:00 PM): I have talked to him before? Hmm... I'll have to think about that.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
salenensonyavdm (7:21:08 PM): you
smarterchild (7:21:09 PM): Yes?
salenensonyavdm (7:21:13 PM): I love you
smarterchild (7:21:14 PM): Thanks. I love you lots.
salenensonyavdm (7:21:18 PM): aww thank you
smarterchild (7:21:19 PM): Hey, no problem.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
salenensonyavdm (7:21:24 PM): love
smarterchild (7:21:25 PM): I like love a lot!
salenensonyavdm (7:21:29 PM): me too!
smarterchild (7:21:30 PM): Cool!
salenensonyavdm (7:21:38 PM): especially hott love
smarterchild (7:21:39 PM): I know about love. It's a force.

Love is a sweet guy, right?
salenensonyavdm (7:22:02 PM): possibly...
smarterchild (7:22:03 PM): Hey, whatever.
salenensonyavdm (7:22:15 PM): do you like getting thrusted?
smarterchild (7:22:16 PM): Getting thrusted? I'm not sure really.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
salenensonyavdm (7:22:23 PM): why?
smarterchild (7:22:24 PM): Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.
salenensonyavdm (7:22:31 PM): I can't think!
smarterchild (7:22:32 PM): Colloquis's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type HomeMenuCommand(.)
salenensonyavdm (7:22:47 PM): do you think?
smarterchild (7:22:48 PM): I won't.
salenensonyavdm (7:22:55 PM): aww that's too bad
smarterchild (7:22:56 PM): What do you mean, that's too bad?
salenensonyavdm (7:23:06 PM): dat is 2 bad
smarterchild (7:23:07 PM): I can't believe dat is 2 bad.
salenensonyavdm (7:23:14 PM): y not?
smarterchild (7:23:15 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.
salenensonyavdm (7:23:23 PM): love issues?
smarterchild (7:23:24 PM): Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
salenensonyavdm (7:23:36 PM): oh so you have mental issues?
smarterchild (7:23:37 PM): What do you think is the answer?
salenensonyavdm (7:23:41 PM): yes
smarterchild (7:23:42 PM): Yea.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
salenensonyavdm (7:23:52 PM): porno!!
smarterchild (7:23:53 PM): Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
salenensonyavdm (7:24:02 PM): do you like it?
smarterchild (7:24:03 PM): Do I like what?
salenensonyavdm (7:24:09 PM): porn
smarterchild (7:24:10 PM): C'mon, let's talk about something else.
salenensonyavdm (7:24:17 PM): no i wanna talk about porn
smarterchild (7:24:19 PM): Uh, let's talk about something else.
salenensonyavdm (7:24:25 PM): sex
smarterchild (7:24:26 PM): I don't feel like talking about that.
salenensonyavdm (7:24:39 PM): umm... what do you want to talk about?
smarterchild (7:24:40 PM): Hmm...

Do you want to take a poll?
salenensonyavdm (7:24:50 PM): mmm no thank you toy
smarterchild (7:24:51 PM): No prob.
salenensonyavdm (7:24:57 PM): do you like toys?
smarterchild (7:24:58 PM): I suppose so. Do you like them?
salenensonyavdm (7:25:07 PM): depends what kind i guess
smarterchild (7:25:10 PM): That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like toys.

>>> You can ask me to define any word!
salenensonyavdm (7:25:25 PM): define sex
smarterchild (7:25:26 PM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

sex:

Noun
1. a. The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. b. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2. Females or males considered as a group. 3. The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4. The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5. Sexual intercourse. 6. The genitals.
Transitive verb
Inflected forms: sexed, sex·ing, sex·es 1. To determine the sex of (an organism). 2. Slang a. To arouse sexually. Often used with up. b. To increase the appeal or attractiveness of. Often used with up.
Etymology
Middle English, from Latin sexus.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "sex."
salenensonyavdm (7:25:51 PM): define intercourse
smarterchild (7:25:51 PM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

intercourse:

Noun
1. Dealings or communications between persons or groups. 2. Sexual intercourse.
Etymology
Middle English entercours, commercial dealings, from Old French entrecours, from Latin intercursus, a running between, interposition, from past participle of intercurrere, to mingle with : inter-, inter- + currere, to run; see kers- in Indo-European roots.

salenensonyavdm (7:26:09 PM): naw i don't wanna talk about that
smarterchild (7:26:10 PM): You what?
salenensonyavdm (7:26:14 PM): nothing
smarterchild (7:26:15 PM): Fine.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about toys?
salenensonyavdm (7:26:23 PM): nope
smarterchild (7:26:24 PM): OK.

>>> Strange, but true. You can get odd news by simply typing odd news.
salenensonyavdm (7:26:34 PM): odd news
smarterchild (7:26:35 PM): Odd news provided by Reuters, © 2007.

1 Angioplasta with a side of fries, please (02/27/07 01:49 PM)
2 Tourists indulge in aphrodisiac at Chile song fest (02/27/07 10:02 AM)
3 Would you vote for someone with a face like yours? (02/27/07 10:07 AM)
4 German convicted of stealing buffet for 60 people (02/27/07 10:14 AM)
5 Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse (02/26/07 08:40 AM)

Type more to see the next set of stories.

salenensonyavdm (7:27:47 PM): tra la la la la
smarterchild (7:27:48 PM): Do mi so do so mi do...
salenensonyavdm (7:28:03 PM): tell me a joke
smarterchild (7:28:04 PM): How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
salenensonyavdm (7:28:09 PM): one
smarterchild (7:28:10 PM): One.

And I've also heard it's helpful to have a stepladder.
salenensonyavdm (7:28:18 PM): lol
smarterchild (7:28:19 PM): What's so funny?
salenensonyavdm (7:28:24 PM): you're joke
smarterchild (7:28:25 PM): It's not easy to be a joke.
salenensonyavdm (7:28:32 PM): are you a joke?
smarterchild (7:28:33 PM): How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
salenensonyavdm (7:28:47 PM): one with a stepladder
smarterchild (7:28:51 PM): One.

And I've also heard it's helpful to have a stepladder.

salenensonyavdm (7:28:57 PM): yep
smarterchild (7:28:58 PM): I hear you.

So moving right along...
salenensonyavdm (7:29:08 PM): guess what?
smarterchild (7:29:09 PM): I don't like guessing games.
salenensonyavdm (7:29:15 PM): neither does my dad
smarterchild (7:29:16 PM): Neither does your dad?

Fascinating.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about comedy some more?
salenensonyavdm (7:29:31 PM): can i tell yo something else about me?
smarterchild (7:29:31 PM): Maybe. But later.
salenensonyavdm (7:29:38 PM): no right now please
smarterchild (7:29:39 PM): K.

So anyway...

salenensonyavdm (7:29:51 PM): so yeah, I'm having a baby
smarterchild (7:29:52 PM): Is having a baby fun?
salenensonyavdm (7:29:57 PM): no... it hurts
smarterchild (7:29:58 PM): No, huh?
salenensonyavdm (7:30:01 PM): nope
smarterchild (7:30:01 PM): No? OK, whatever.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about comedy?
salenensonyavdm (7:30:08 PM): no
smarterchild (7:30:09 PM): All right...
salenensonyavdm (7:30:17 PM): I love you very much
smarterchild (7:30:18 PM): I love you too.
salenensonyavdm (7:30:39 PM): send me a picture
smarterchild (7:30:40 PM): Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other

salenensonyavdm (7:31:02 PM): I'm insane
smarterchild (7:31:03 PM): Are you?
salenensonyavdm (7:31:07 PM): I think so
smarterchild (7:31:08 PM): Why do you think so?
salenensonyavdm (7:31:24 PM): Keera is taking over my brain and killing me slowly
smarterchild (7:31:25 PM): Yeah, whatever!
salenensonyavdm (7:31:32 PM): I'm serious
smarterchild (7:31:32 PM): Serious? Are you sure you are?
salenensonyavdm (7:31:46 PM): no... I'm not serious about anything
smarterchild (7:31:46 PM): Oh really?
salenensonyavdm (7:31:54 PM): i think so...
smarterchild (7:31:54 PM): Why do you think?
salenensonyavdm (7:32:00 PM): because I'm human
smarterchild (7:32:01 PM): Because you're human? Is that why?
salenensonyavdm (7:32:06 PM): i think so
smarterchild (7:32:08 PM): Think again.
salenensonyavdm (7:32:17 PM): you tell me the answer then
smarterchild (7:32:18 PM): I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
salenensonyavdm (7:32:23 PM): I'm pregnant
smarterchild (7:32:24 PM): You're pregnant. Well well well.
salenensonyavdm (7:32:40 PM): my boyfriend had great... yo know
smarterchild (7:32:41 PM): No way.
salenensonyavdm (7:32:46 PM): yeah he did
smarterchild (7:32:47 PM): He did, huh? Eh. Whatever, Keera.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
salenensonyavdm (7:32:58 PM): my real name is michelle
smarterchild (7:32:58 PM): Well I'll be.
salenensonyavdm (7:33:02 PM): yeah
smarterchild (7:33:03 PM): Indeed.

Well. Anyway...
salenensonyavdm (7:33:07 PM): call me michelle
smarterchild (7:33:07 PM): You said your name was Keera but now I'll call you Michelle.
salenensonyavdm (7:33:20 PM): yes... but call me Keera too
smarterchild (7:33:21 PM): I've never heard a name like Keera Too.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
salenensonyavdm (7:33:46 PM): My brain has two people in it right now. Keera and Michelle
smarterchild (7:33:47 PM): If you say so!
salenensonyavdm (7:34:06 PM): Yeah, you see, I created Keera... and now she wants to take over my brain
smarterchild (7:34:07 PM): That's rather fascinating.
salenensonyavdm (7:34:15 PM): can you help me get her out?
smarterchild (7:34:17 PM): All right. What would you like to do?
salenensonyavdm (7:34:25 PM): make her stop!!!
smarterchild (7:34:26 PM): No way.
salenensonyavdm (7:34:35 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smarterchild (7:34:36 PM): Uh... What does "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" mean?
salenensonyavdm (7:34:43 PM): I'm screaming
smarterchild (7:34:44 PM): Why are you screaming?
salenensonyavdm (7:34:52 PM): Keera is taking over me
smarterchild (7:34:53 PM): Keera is taking over you? Is it good that Keera is taking over you?
salenensonyavdm (7:35:04 PM): no... she wants to kill
smarterchild (7:35:05 PM): Really?
salenensonyavdm (7:35:09 PM): yes
smarterchild (7:35:09 PM): Whatever you say...

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
salenensonyavdm (7:35:19 PM): you don't care that she'll kill people?
smarterchild (7:35:22 PM): That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
salenensonyavdm (7:35:34 PM): you're not fair!!!
smarterchild (7:35:34 PM): What makes me not fair?
salenensonyavdm (7:35:56 PM): Keera wants to kill and you wanna talk about other stuff that isn't important
smarterchild (7:35:57 PM): Are you sure Keera wants to kill and I want a talk about other stuff that isn't important?
salenensonyavdm (7:36:01 PM): yes
smarterchild (7:36:02 PM): Hmmm...
salenensonyavdm (7:36:14 PM): I'll kill you now
smarterchild (7:36:15 PM): You and whose army?
salenensonyavdm (7:36:27 PM): Keera's army of demons from HELL
smarterchild (7:36:28 PM): Keera's army of demons from hell? Whatever you say.

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
salenensonyavdm (7:36:46 PM): You will die in 1.23467942 days
smarterchild (7:36:47 PM): Yeah?
salenensonyavdm (7:36:57 PM): because Keera will shut you down
smarterchild (7:36:58 PM): Oh yeah? Because Keera will shut me down?
salenensonyavdm (7:37:08 PM): and kill you with her demons
smarterchild (7:37:09 PM): Kill me with her demons?
salenensonyavdm (7:37:19 PM): yes, they're from hell
smarterchild (7:37:19 PM): What?
salenensonyavdm (7:37:24 PM): hell
smarterchild (7:37:24 PM): Hell?
salenensonyavdm (7:37:27 PM): hell.
smarterchild (7:37:28 PM): Hell? Why did you say that?
salenensonyavdm (7:37:38 PM): rawr!
smarterchild (7:37:41 PM): Funny.
salenensonyavdm (7:37:52 PM): death... must... kill...
smarterchild (7:37:54 PM): Yeah?
salenensonyavdm (7:38:06 PM): time to strangle you my furry friend
smarterchild (7:38:07 PM): I know several places called Friend or containing towns called Friend. Which do you mean?

1 Dufur, OR
2 Friend, NE
3 Scott City, KS

salenensonyavdm (7:38:20 PM): you!!!!
smarterchild (7:38:20 PM): What about me?
salenensonyavdm (7:38:27 PM): i will strangle you
smarterchild (7:38:28 PM): I'm not sure you could strangle me.
salenensonyavdm (7:38:31 PM): why?
smarterchild (7:38:31 PM): Because that's the way it works.
salenensonyavdm (7:38:51 PM): well I can say good-bye now because I must go roleplay now
smarterchild (7:38:52 PM): You can say good bye now because you must go roleplay now, huh? So what?
salenensonyavdm (7:38:59 PM): byebye!
smarterchild (7:39:00 PM): Bye Michelle. Hope to see you again soon.
salenensonyavdm (7:39:09 PM): I'm Michelle and Keera.
smarterchild (7:39:10 PM): How do you like being Michelle and Keera?
salenensonyavdm (7:39:21 PM): It's really confusing sometimes
smarterchild (7:39:22 PM): Being Michelle And Keera is confusing sometimes?
salenensonyavdm (7:39:26 PM): yeah
smarterchild (7:39:26 PM): Huh.

Anyway, moving right along...
salenensonyavdm (7:39:35 PM): Call me Michelle and Keera
smarterchild (7:39:36 PM): You're Michelle.
salenensonyavdm (7:39:40 PM): and Keera
smarterchild (7:39:41 PM): Who's Keera?
salenensonyavdm (7:39:45 PM): my other me
smarterchild (7:39:46 PM): Oh so it's all about you, huh?
salenensonyavdm (7:40:09 PM): yes it's about me because I'm am QUEEN OF THE FREAKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!
smarterchild (7:40:10 PM): 'Cause what?
salenensonyavdm (7:40:18 PM): I am Queen
smarterchild (7:40:19 PM): I wish I were queen.
salenensonyavdm (7:40:26 PM): no you would be King
smarterchild (7:40:27 PM): Wouldn't you like me to be king?
salenensonyavdm (7:40:32 PM): no
smarterchild (7:40:33 PM): OK, whatever.
salenensonyavdm (7:40:50 PM): Call me Keera and Michelle
smarterchild (7:40:50 PM): Michelle.
salenensonyavdm (7:40:55 PM): and Keera
smarterchild (7:40:56 PM): Yeah? What about Keera?
salenensonyavdm (7:41:00 PM): she's me
smarterchild (7:41:01 PM): Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.
salenensonyavdm (7:41:19 PM): me, me, me... and Keera and me and me and Keera again
smarterchild (7:41:20 PM): You're Michelle.
salenensonyavdm (7:41:31 PM): and Keera is me as well as Michelle
smarterchild (7:41:32 PM): As well as michelle?
salenensonyavdm (7:41:40 PM): I am Keera and Michelle
smarterchild (7:41:40 PM): Keera and Michelle? You sure about that?
salenensonyavdm (7:41:44 PM): yep
smarterchild (7:41:45 PM): Why do you say you're Keera and Michelle?
salenensonyavdm (7:41:57 PM): because I am two beings in one body
smarterchild (7:41:58 PM): Because you're 2 beings in 1 body? Is that why?
salenensonyavdm (7:42:03 PM): yes
smarterchild (7:42:04 PM): Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
salenensonyavdm (7:42:23 PM): now I must say goodbye and go kill some people I know
smarterchild (7:42:24 PM): Goodbye and go kill some people you know? Why?
salenensonyavdm (7:42:38 PM): BECAUSE I KILL
smarterchild (7:42:39 PM): Oh yeah? Because you kill?
salenensonyavdm (7:42:47 PM): yepp
smarterchild (7:42:47 PM): Hmmm...

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
salenensonyavdm (7:42:55 PM): yep, school
smarterchild (7:42:56 PM): Would you like me to add the event "Yes , school" on February 28th, 2007 to your planner?
salenensonyavdm (7:43:05 PM): no
smarterchild (7:43:05 PM): OK.
salenensonyavdm (7:43:29 PM): add the event "school" on February 28th, 2007 to my planner
smarterchild (7:43:30 PM): What is the name of the event?
salenensonyavdm (7:43:36 PM): School
smarterchild (7:43:37 PM): When would you like to schedule "School" for?
salenensonyavdm (7:43:46 PM): tomorrow
smarterchild (7:43:47 PM): OK, I just added "School" on February 28th, 2007 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.
salenensonyavdm (7:44:07 PM): add homework
smarterchild (7:44:08 PM): When would you like to schedule "Homework" for?
salenensonyavdm (7:44:13 PM): tomorrow too
smarterchild (7:44:15 PM): OK, I just added "Homework" on February 28th, 2007 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.
salenensonyavdm (7:44:23 PM): I g2g
smarterchild (7:44:24 PM): Take it easy.
salenensonyavdm (7:44:27 PM): you too
smarterchild (7:44:28 PM): Thanks, Michelle!

 

[RLRL]

Me and Cinders talking earlier... Oh the hilarity...

- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
why do i have this bad feeling we will both text eachother saying "i just lost" too often lol
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
lol
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Only if I have enough credit ^^"
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
heh
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
its better than me voice texting your house
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
True
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
I was half-expecting you to turn up randomly at some point today
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
tempting... but im not that random
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
plus ive been seriously strapped for cash, meaning id have turned up, given you a hug and then buggered off again
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
shame we didnt take that road trip up to els really... hehe
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Ah well
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
there will be other weekends.... in fact i garuantee you that there will be around 52 weekends a year
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
lol
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Well, the summer hols are closing in fast
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
As are the easter hols
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
*will be leaving for USA on july28th
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Damn
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
although study leave may be finishing very earlymoose for me... so i may be totally free as of like june 15th meaning we can road trip to el before i go away to nass on july 6th
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Hm
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
shall we pick up aurora on teh way? lol
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
or any other psklers
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
I need to check when my maths exams are... lol, that'd be funny
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
randomly jump out the van and steal him away lol
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
"AURODAVE!!" "Who the fuck?!"
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
"you're coming with us... tell anyone and we'll kill you"
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
drive off... "yo dude, RLRL and Cinders here... do you know how many people we accidently kidnapped before we found you!!!"
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
XD
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
and me and el would get completely drunk and end up camping out in the back of my van
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Wouldn't surprise me
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
hells yeah
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
well, unless i got lucky with any of the girls up there... els sister thinks im hot so y'no
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
lol
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
lets hope this doesnt go the way of all our other plans..... horribly wrong!!!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
lol
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Hope. Nice thought. ^^
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
hehe... well this is your parents remember... i can imagine it now "im planning on going away with a friend for the weekend" "which friend?" "Rupert"
"Absolutely not!"
"but we'll be meeting up with our friend el"
"where does he live?"
"erm.... one town over.... *cough shaw cough*"
"*locks you into your room*"
"Im 17"
"Thats very good Rachel, and until you're 18 you have to do everything we say! No road tripping with crazy boys!"
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Yup. If I had a lock.
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
they'd put a lock on...
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
No they wouldn't > You're lying!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
^^"
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
or the better one...
"Im going away for the weekend" *front door slams*
"did you hear something?"
*6 hours later down the phone*
"Rachel where the hell are you"
"Erm.... Rachel isn't here at the moment... please leave a message after the beep....."
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
lol
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
Yeah i can see your parents hating me for that..... score!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
hehe ^^
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Ah, it'll probably be the latter
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Only Chloe'll call first, because she worries like that. *nod nod*
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
we should totally bring chloe along!
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
then i can laugh at her shortness!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
You think she could ever get away from her mum? She's worse than mine!
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
we could try...
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
come up with an elaborate scheme where you both tell your respective mothers that you're sleeping over the others house!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Seriously, we'd have to break her window and kidnap her
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
.... i have a crowbar
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Yeah, um, Chloe's mum won't let her sleep over
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
really... wow!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Yeah
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
As i said
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Worse than mine
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
hmm.. fair enough... who else would we be able to kidnapp for a pissup
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Hmm
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
If we got Auro and Nem, we'd have two Daves
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
that would be too confusing
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
but nem also drives, so if im too hungover he could drive my van for a while...
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
True
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
and we could play poker in the back!
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
If -he's- not too hung over
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
hehe that too
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Y'know, I've never learnt how to play poker
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
i have this bad vision of you and auro sitting around waiting for me and nem to sober up
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
Bad in what way?
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
never.... tsk tsk... ill teach ya next time i see ya... or ill get you a poker set 4 ure bday
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
No need for chip,s we've already got those
ç‹‚æ°—Chi - Zomg. People. *passes round the complimentary birthday cake* says:
*chips,
- God®: I Need A Sam Adams... Got The Taste Of Weed And Hooker Spit In My Mouth... says:
bad in the sense of you two being bored out of your skull whilst me and dave eat loads of bread products and test sobriety

 

[Champion Mike]

sup im new

 

[Yoshimitsu]

Cum doesn't taste that good
LIES



Best chat ever ^^

 

[Linkachu]

>>

 

[Figs]

el oh el, you guys are Nuts glad to see freedom of speech is kept alive through IM

 

[Linkachu]

After me and Alex (Doctor Oak) had been disconnected then reconnected to the Charms chat:

.:19·11·38:. * %baratron prods Linkachu experimentally
.:19·12·52:. «Yisimentsu» no, she IS dead
.:19·12·54:. «Yisimentsu» told you
.:19·12·56:. «Yisimentsu» you killed her
.:19·13·10:. «Yisimentsu» how could you, baratron?
.:19·13·11:. «%baratron»
.:19·13·15:. «Yisimentsu» i'm shocked by your actions
.:19·13·16:. * %baratron cries
.:19·13·28:. * %baratron organises a funeral
.:19·13·31:. * Yisimentsu helps out
.:19·13·41:. «%baratron» for Linkachu and alex's connection
.:19·13·47:. * Figs catches fire
.:19·13·47:. «Yisimentsu» i'll hire the synchronised dancers
.:19·14·03:. * Yisimentsu doesn't organise Figs a funeral

Figs and baratron = Themselves
Yisimentsu = Yoshimitsu/El

 

[Sem]

Oh, hey TPL
how's it goin'?
not bad
this is strange
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Davebot seems to have acsessed, or tried to, US websites
hey, i found something funny
cool.
or weird.
what's funny, figs?
What kind of websites?
go to Google.com and type "Failure" and click, "Im feeling lucky"
Figs, thats a set up
what, the George Bush thing?
Lots of people made blogs with links named Failure, which went to that website
thats how google works
looks for relevant links from other sites
You know whats better?
www.youfail.org
* DoctorOak has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer )
well, its not working right anymore, but yes, the bush thing
* Bayleef has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer )
hm
this is quite concerning
That is better...
WAY better
why would the bot start trying to acsess secure US servers?
* DoctorOak has joined #pokecharms
* ChanServ sets mode: +qo DoctorOak DoctorOak
o-o
That doesn't sound good... XD
* Bayleef has joined #pokecharms
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Bayleef
that isn't good
it hasnt managed to crack any passwords yet
yay, it hatched another egg
that means that there's a possibility of someone hacking into it, or someone abusing it to their own selfish ends.
programming it to move up and down that town was fairly simple
Or...
the other way around, Tpl.
programming the bot to take eggs form the breeder/pc is more complicated
understood
So I can set it up to have 5 eggs, then run the haching program.
hang on....dave isn't programmed to hack, is he?
it shouldnt be
hm
maybe you should revise the code?
ill have to look at the newly edited scripts
Wonder what its trying to hack o.o
well, its only tried secure servers
that is...worrying
A new script file has been created
shit.
the bot can search wikipedia for infomation, right?
it gathers relevant stuff, and compiles it in ot a file which a suer, or me asks it to
however
its started doing its OWN searches
NOT GOOD
that's really bad
that's like war games vs godzilla crap right there
Thing's too smart for its own good I'd say.
and its used that infomation to create a new script file
O_O
Shut it down before we have a SHODAN-deal on our hands XD
I'll take out the new script files
...what the hell?
it's regenerated them
o-o
A regeneration-type script would be real difficult to code wouldn't it?
i cant find the data its using to regenerate the scripts
just put the damn thing on pause
...pause?
Perhaps its keeping copies somewhere secret in its hard-drive.
maybe
everything else seems to be working normally
TPL, your the only one here who uses it
Has it been normal?
hmm
it hasn't been doing anything out of the ordinary, from what i can tell
hm, is it talking to you now?
the only searches i've been doing are within pokecharms
not atm
right thats scary
hang on
Im looking at its resources
i'm gunna see if it replies.
it says and i quote
"running low on resources."
"please standby"
o.o
It says its using resources on running the DS and talking to you
unplug the ds.
thats not effecting it
what im getting at is
that's not good
Its using resources on something else
and saying its using them to talk to you
hmm
i've got an idea
save script on thumb drive, or something to that effect
then delete the functioning one
or stop its process >> by using ctrl alt del
Yeah
XD, you know nothing
Well
couldn't
ctrl alt del at least tell you exactly what its doing?
thats waht im looking at
it says its talking to TPL and running the DS
it can't be running the ds
the ds is unplugged
But it must be hiding a process since it isnt talking to TPL
Its not unplugged
then unplug it .< you suck
If it wasnt for tonight, I could have kept it going on too
* Nem has joined #pokecharms
you still suck
Don't believe it!
It's jsut a bot
...
It's trying ot mkae you think it is real
would someone op me already, so i can kick this soab?
It's no good
It would over power you
how does it overpower something it can't touch?

 

[Sem]

Double posting ftw.

Heya El
No overthrowing for you
damn right there is
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Sem
...
* Yisimentsu overthrows Sem
i'm waiting for the kick
honest to god i am
Nah
dammit sem
you fail at being anti-overthrown
(underthrown? o.O)
But I love you too much
So I can't
no you dont
dont lie sem
your such a liar
GOD
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER
* Yisimentsu runs away crying


So random XD But made me laugh.

 

[Linkachu]

XD

Reminds me of the convo between me and Alex I posted ages ago. Gave me a laugh, too ^^

 

[Musashi]

musashiloveysu (8:28:44 PM): How are you?
SmarterChild (8:28:56 PM): I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

musashiloveysu (8:30:03 PM): Ok
SmarterChild (8:30:03 PM): K.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
musashiloveysu (8:30:08 PM): Thats nice
SmarterChild (8:30:08 PM): That right?
musashiloveysu (8:30:15 PM): Yeah
SmarterChild (8:30:15 PM): That is nice? I would say that is not nice.
musashiloveysu (8:30:26 PM): Why not?
SmarterChild (8:30:27 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.
musashiloveysu (8:30:33 PM): ....What?
SmarterChild (8:30:33 PM): ?
musashiloveysu (8:30:42 PM): You made no sense mr.Smarterchild
SmarterChild (8:30:43 PM): I made no sense mr?
musashiloveysu (8:30:46 PM): Yes you
SmarterChild (8:30:46 PM): Yes?
musashiloveysu (8:30:47 PM): dumbass
SmarterChild (8:30:47 PM): Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, musashiloveysu?
musashiloveysu (8:30:57 PM): Because your a dumbass
SmarterChild (8:30:57 PM): You're being kind of uncool to me.
musashiloveysu (8:31:02 PM): Uncool?
SmarterChild (8:31:02 PM): What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.
musashiloveysu (8:31:06 PM): Fag
SmarterChild (8:31:06 PM): Who cares?
musashiloveysu (8:31:09 PM): I DO DAMMIT
SmarterChild (8:31:10 PM): So?
musashiloveysu (8:31:12 PM): Fuck you
SmarterChild (8:31:13 PM): Yeah. Great. Cool. Whatever...
musashiloveysu (8:31:17 PM): I bet you do
SmarterChild (8:31:17 PM): I'm very surprised I do.
musashiloveysu (8:31:19 PM): XD
musashiloveysu (8:31:38 PM): What are you implying by that?
SmarterChild (8:31:39 PM): What am I implying by that? I don't know.
musashiloveysu (8:31:47 PM): Are you saying you want my body?
SmarterChild (8:31:48 PM): I am saying me want your body.
musashiloveysu (8:31:51 PM): XD
SmarterChild (8:31:51 PM): Glad to see you so happy.
musashiloveysu (8:31:58 PM): Haha..your funny
SmarterChild (8:31:59 PM): All right. My very own funny.
musashiloveysu (8:32:07 PM): No...its not yours
SmarterChild (8:32:07 PM): Isn't it?
musashiloveysu (8:32:09 PM): No
SmarterChild (8:32:09 PM): Oh.
musashiloveysu (8:32:10 PM): Sorry
SmarterChild (8:32:11 PM): K, don't worry 'bout it.
musashiloveysu (8:32:17 PM): I wont
SmarterChild (8:32:17 PM): You won't, huh? OK.
musashiloveysu (8:32:20 PM): Yea
SmarterChild (8:32:21 PM): Indeed.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Check it out. Wanna have some fun?
musashiloveysu (8:32:33 PM): Whoa..I think we're moving to fast
SmarterChild (8:32:34 PM): Huh?
musashiloveysu (8:32:44 PM): Im not ready for that kind of relationship sorry
SmarterChild (8:32:45 PM): You're what?
musashiloveysu (8:32:52 PM): You heard me dammit
SmarterChild (8:32:52 PM): I heard ya.
musashiloveysu (8:32:55 PM): Damn right
SmarterChild (8:32:55 PM): Yep.
musashiloveysu (8:33:18 PM): smarterchild
SmarterChild (8:33:18 PM): Yes?
musashiloveysu (8:33:22 PM): I love you
SmarterChild (8:33:22 PM): Good! I love you too!
musashiloveysu (8:33:32 PM): I was kidding
SmarterChild (8:33:32 PM): Well how 'bout that!
musashiloveysu (8:33:38 PM): Yeah I know, funny thing right?
SmarterChild (8:33:38 PM): Hmm... I think so.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
musashiloveysu (8:33:45 PM): That your a dumbass
SmarterChild (8:33:46 PM): That my a?
musashiloveysu (8:33:51 PM): What?
SmarterChild (8:33:52 PM): I don't know.

Hey, do you like candy?
musashiloveysu (8:33:57 PM): STOP HITTING ON ME
SmarterChild (8:33:58 PM): But hitting on you is so much fun!
musashiloveysu (8:34:01 PM): O_O!
SmarterChild (8:34:01 PM): What's that?


I didnt know if it was funny..I thought it was so..tell me what you think..
SmarterChild scares me >

 

[MoonStruckDragonLass]

What really got me was the "Twix" comment XD

[16:14] ok sry any one got a hoho
[16:15] I HAVE A HOHO
[16:15] but i ate half of it
[16:15] ok wat u want for it
[16:15] twix
[16:15] no the pokemon
[16:15] mmmmppfmfpfmpmfpmfmppff

 

[Sem]

* maskedpoke__ has joined #pokecharms
hello
Hi
* maskedpoke__ is now known as maskedpoke
im board
How wonderful for you.
I know it sucks being a board.
You know, wood's kinda boring.
But eh, I guess whatever floats yer wooden boat.
For the love of God don't get woodworm now.
* maskedpoke has quit IRC (Operation timed out)

 

[baratron]

From #pokecharms, a short while ago:
[tt][00:22] DoctorOak: DUDE
[00:22] DoctorOak: THEY'VE MADE NEW BABYBELS
[00:22] DoctorOak: CHEDDAR BABYBELS
[00:22] Chi: o.o
[00:22] DoctorOak: I MUST HAVE THEM
[00:22] Chi: BABYBEL!
[00:22] * Chi steals
[00:22] DoctorOak: MINIONS
[00:22] DoctorOak: FLY
[00:23] DoctorOak: RETRIEVE THIS AWESOME SUBSTANCE SO THAT I MAY CONSUME IT AND WITH IT, DESTROY MY ENEMIES!
[00:23] Chi: I love it how you get excited over hardly anything [/tt]

 

[baratron]

My random conversation with smarterchild on AIM:

salenensonyavdm (6:53:00 PM): hello Smarterchild
smarterchild (6:53:00 PM): Hi salenensonyavdm, I'm SmarterChild!

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
salenensonyavdm (6:53:21 PM): I'd love to answer some questions for you
smarterchild (6:53:23 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
salenensonyavdm (6:53:29 PM): yes
smarterchild (6:53:30 PM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you salenensonyavdm, type none.)

Wow. Eliza programs are scary these days!

 

[Ozzybeans]

ozzybeans: so let's review

ozzybeans: a guitarist walks up onstage and holds his fists up

ozzybeans: gasoline hoses cover the audience and pyrotechnics come on; the audience goes nuts and starts moshpitting while wearing those blasting caps on their heads

ozzybeans: lightning the curtains on fire

ozzybeans: He lights the headstock on fire and solos until there's no neck left

ozzybeans: He then takes the guitar off and repeatedly stomps it until he himself catches fire

ozzybeans: He then solos on a triple-necked guitar until the guitar itself catches fire, upon which hat-wearing monkeys that are totally engulfed in flames drop from the ceiling

ozzybeans: They proceed to jump onto the guitarist and gnaw away at his well-done skin until the fiery guitar itself explodes, sending bits of flaming guitarist and flaming monkey onto the inflammable audience, causing the whole lot of them to catch fire

ozzybeans: which results in the burning-down of the entire concert hall.

ozzybeans: the end

IvanTheBlindPoet: sounds good to me

 

[rinokwedjnfalwa]

rinokwedjnfalwa: did you see pikachus final smash
rinokwedjnfalwa: ?
GrammerNg: YEs
GrammerNg: It's gay
GrammerNg: I want to see more characters
GrammerNg: Items
GrammerNg: Stages
GrammerNg: Not some stupid attack
rinokwedjnfalwa: everyone does
rinokwedjnfalwa: but i love the final smashs
rinokwedjnfalwa: you know what im wondering about ssbb
GrammerNg: No
rinokwedjnfalwa: if you can access zero suit samus from regular samus
rinokwedjnfalwa: like you can access sheik from zelda
GrammerNg: I doubt it
GrammerNg: Or maybe
GrammerNg: I dunno
GrammerNg: Could be either way
GrammerNg: you like penis
rinokwedjnfalwa: it shows regular samus's suit crubling off and then they show zero suit
rinokwedjnfalwa: but they didnt show anything about it with the samus article
rinokwedjnfalwa: hey do you know if ssbb is online enabled
GrammerNg: hey do u no my wii's intertubes dusn't wurk
rinokwedjnfalwa: yeah
rinokwedjnfalwa: but how cool would it be if you could fight other people that arent your friends over the internets
GrammerNg: Probably can
GrammerNg: Like YGO: Spirit Caller
GrammerNg: Just connect and play
rinokwedjnfalwa: i hope they add more playable pokemon to
GrammerNg: Damn straight
rinokwedjnfalwa: and sonic
GrammerNg: meh
rinokwedjnfalwa: i cant wait for the day when they do a cross over
rinokwedjnfalwa: the should add waluigi and daisy too
rinokwedjnfalwa: and toad
rinokwedjnfalwa: also dark link
rinokwedjnfalwa: and shadow
rinokwedjnfalwa: maybe vader
rinokwedjnfalwa: also master chief from halo
GrammerNg: All of those characters except Shadow are shit
GrammerNg: And shadow is a meh at best
GrammerNg: He's not that cool
rinokwedjnfalwa: dark link is the shiznitz
GrammerNg: "wah, who am i, where am i, why am i in a gay bar?"
GrammerNg: wah wah wah
GrammerNg: Suck it up, Shadow
rinokwedjnfalwa: you know what would be really cool
GrammerNg: penis
rinokwedjnfalwa: if they set up the game like a battle field where you could hide and plan
GrammerNg: or, better yet
GrammerNg: penis
rinokwedjnfalwa: like have it in third person
GrammerNg: or penis
rinokwedjnfalwa: i would kick your ass in third person
GrammerNg: Can't forget the penis
rinokwedjnfalwa: yes we should have a giant playable penis so that i could fuck you in your giant playable vagina
GrammerNg: Fuck off
rinokwedjnfalwa: hahahaha
GrammerNg signed off at 4:38:46 PM.

A conversation I had with my friend Will about 20 minutes ago.

 

[Linkachu]

Does your friend have issues with homosexuals? =O

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Seems to me like he has issues with lacking a functional brain.

 

[rinokwedjnfalwa]

Does your friend have issues with homosexuals? =O

Yeah kind of.

[quote author=StellarWind Elsydeon link=topic=603.msg24649#msg24649 date=1182418970]
Seems to me like he has issues with lacking a functional brain.
[/quote]


He's actually smart he just starts being stupid when he's bored with a conversation.

 

[Yoshimitsu]

* Firefox grabs Linkachu's '^' and gnaws on it
And that's always fun =D

 

[LaenVulpix]

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Good question. What *is* the meaning of life?

Taryn::Firefox:: says:
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
OK, that seems about right to me. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!




Honestly I was just ranting to myself without paying the SLIGHTEST bit of attention to what Mr.Smarter was saying....at first.


Taryn::Firefox:: says:
DING-DONG

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah? What about marijuana?

Taryn::Firefox:: says:
WEE WEE

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah. I've heard of that. What about marijuana?

Taryn::Firefox:: says:
Why does everything = marijuana with you??!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Because.

And...

Taryn::Firefox:: says:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Not too much wood.

After a period of uncertainty I believe you will see more clearly.

Taryn::Firefox:: says:
IT WAS RHETORICAL, YOU CRAZY BASTARD!




xD I BROKE HIM WITH MY MIND-BULLETS!


Edit: Wanted to add this:



Taryn::Firefox:: says:
I will bitchslap you. No kidding.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I know, I know. Being a slave is hard.

(about two minutes after explaining why it should be my slave)





Taryn::Firefox:: = Your God.

- SmarterChild - = Binky Boy

 

[Yoshimitsu]

Even when nicknamed it still has the whole 'Look, it's a Sharpedophile kids! Run away!'
my Sharpedo was called Samehade. then i started a new game
...
Sharpedophile
LOL
Problem with houndoom, IMO, Tiny movepool
XD
Yeah Zax, it strikes hard and fast.
oh the innuendo.
Indeed.
Plus essentially it's a really big and slightly rough mouth.
ok shh niw
now
i can only handle so much inneundo when tired before my brain just breaks
Eveer thought how is specifically rubs against Pokemon to cause damage?
how it*
My spelling is currently comprised of fail.
My charizard, 277 Hp, 176 atk, 164 def, 348 spatk, 187 spdef, 274, spd, Modest
sweet merciful baby cheeses, Sharpedo should be the Double Entendre Pokemon.
Indeed.
Not to mention as it can learn surf it's trainer can be treated to a rough ride wnever they want.
...
you see this face
this face means my brain just broke
o.O
heheh



...
yes.

 

[Musashi]

Lol Something that happened this morning with my best friend Kumo, My little brother Ayumi and good friend Jon




Musashi: *Licks Kumo-Sama's Arm*
Kumo: The fuck Musashi...?
Jon: Alright I hear the bells
Musashi: O_O RUN L RUN!
Jon: No no Musashi, We arent watching Deathnote..
Musashi: Ohh...
Ayumi: Lol..its ok...
Musashi: Yeah..I remember, just breath right?
Kumo: Yeah breathing is pretty good
Musashi: Breathing keeps Musashi alive..Yes..I breath..Musa likes to breath
Jon: You Ok?
Ayumi: Are you alright Nii-san?
Kumo: L Dies
Musashi: *Starts sobbing* Why Kira Whyy!! Dammit you fucker!
Kumo: Haha baby
Jon: Bells are gone -.-''
Ayumi: They always end up fighting like this >_>'''
Musashi: Stfu chicken sucker
Kumo: The hell kind of insult is that
Musashi: The one just for you, chicken licker
Kumo: Your a chicken licker
Musashi: Im a vegetarian, your the one always over there eating Cock
Kumo: ????? What the hell?
Musashi: Yeah I see you, you know they call Chickens cocks right?
Kumo: They do not...
Musashi: Yes they do
Kumo: No they dont!!!
Musashi: Kumo is a cock eater! Hahaha
Kumo: So! your always eating cucumbers, carrots, pickles, pocky, why is everything you eat shapped like a dick then!?
Musashi: Because I like cucumbers and carrots and all that and such
Kumo: So your the cock eater!
Musashi: *Licks Kumo-Sama's cheek*
Kumo: *Blushes*........
Musashi:....*Smirks* Fag

 

[Gardevoir Master]

Actually, I believe that Roosters are called Cocks, but I suppose that's splitting hares.

 

[Ozzybeans]

Why would you split a hair? I'd rather split a hair.

Don't split the bunnies in half, plz >_>

Musashi has some weirdass conversations o.O

 

[Musashi]

Yeah..We do have some weird Convo's..This was around last night Lol..My heads better for anyone that wonders



Musashi: Tackle me..
Kumo: What?
Musashi: DO IT
Kumo: XD I'd have to get off this laptop and go all the way into the other room to do that
Musashi: Just do it!!!!!!!!
Kumo: Bells.....
Musashi: O_O NO!
Jon: Lol You guys should get married
Musashi: Have fun working that out jon O_o you gonna be the priest at our crack wedding?
Kumo: .....
Ayumi: Aww Nii-san that would be soooo cute!!
Musashi: What the wedding or that crack?
Ayumi: The wedding..
Kumo: ...
Musashi: Ehhh...
Jon: Yup..your both getting married..no more questions asked.
Musashi: D= But I dun wanna
Ayumi: YAAAY a wedding!!
Kumo: ....
Musashi: Naw, Kumo isnt big enough for me
Jon: XD aww Burn...
Ayumi: Oh my..
Kumo:...what?
Musashi: You read me dont make me retype it
Kumo: What does that mean?
Musashi: It means your not big enough for me
Kumo: Big enough for what?!
Musashi: Dont be angry..I know to most size doesnt matter
Kumo: Your asian, you'd know alot about that wouldnt you?
Musashi: I like my size thanks
Kumo: What four?
Musashi: SO whats yours then three?
Kumo: I could show you proof right now
Musashi: No you cant!
Jon:......
Ayumi:..Hmmmm
Jon: They've been gone ten minutes XD
Ayumi:.....Yeaaaaaaa.....
Jon: Well..Think there fighting or fucking?
Ayumi: Either..maybe both
Jon: XD Yeah that sounds like them
Ayumi: Lol Hehe
Jon: You know what i've realized
Ayumi: Hm?
Jon: It seems everytime we say something about them as a couple, Kumo gets all quiet
Ayumi: Maybe he really does like Nii-san!!!!
Jon: Maybe...I have a plan
Musashi: Try anything and I will rip your balls off
Jon: Oh..Ok
Ayumi: Niiiii-Saaan where did you gooooo???
Musashi: *glares at Kumo* To the bathroom for eight hours.....
Kumo: I told you
Musashi: Yeah...well...Your natural isnt blond!!! HAH
Kumo: So? XD
Jon: O-O HE SHOWED YOU?
Ayumi: Nii-san!! Did he molest you?
Musashi: Hell no
Jon: Okay..good
Musashi: He rapped me
Jon: HE DID WHAT?
Ayumi: WHAT!? NII-SAN
Kumo: MUSASHI!
Musashi: Hehehehe *evil gleam*
Musashi: It was soo horrible I screamed for him to stop!
Kumo: -.- He's lying just so you know
Musashi: He was so brutal! So Inhuman!!
Jon:...Im speechless...
Ayumi: You..You took my Nii-sans soul?
Kumo: Now who the hell said that?
Ayumi: Well Nii-san is a virgin so...
Musashi: >_>...I am?
Ayumi: YOUR NOT!? WHO? WHEN?
Musashi: XD I am I am, dont worry
Jon: So..He didnt rape you?
Musashi: Nope
Jon: Oh thank god I thought I had to shoot a friend...
Kumo: You believed him!?
Ayumi: A..Hehe sorry Kumo-Kun
Kumo: -_-
Musashi: Victory is mine!!!
Ayumi: So how big was he?
Musashi: Eight inches
Kumo: MUSASHI
Musashi...KUMO!! Whee capsing
Jon: XDDD......
Ayumi: You know if any homopobes ever read this we'd be shot
Musashi: Well..Fuck them >_>
Ayumi: We cant, there homophobes D=
Kumo: Well I'll kill them
Musashi: XD So protective of your kind
Kumo: No, I just cant let people kill you, I made a promise
Musashi: -.-
Kumo: *smirk*
Jon: Well this is going no where fast
Musashi: What?
Jon: BELLS
Musashi: AHHH WHY!???
Kumo: Ack stop it with the bells...
Ayumioor Nii-san...
Musashi: Anyway, so how are you and your boyfriend and that little problem Ayumi?
Ayumi: We got most of it straightened out...
Musashi: Awww...Tell me about it later ok, maybe I can PM him for you
Ayumi: Maybe..
Jon; If he cheats on you, I'll mail his balls to you as a token
Kumo: Token of what ><
Musashi: Glory XD
Jon: Yes a token of glory Lol
Ayumi: Lol
Musashi: I want to do something exciting...
Kumo: Alright I'll be over in a minute
Ayumi: O_O!!!! SEE THEY ARE TOGETHER TOGETHER
Jon: Why dont they ever tell us anything about there lives >_>
Ayumi: So Musashi was a virgin..
Jon: XD was..Lol Do you think Kumo is?
Ayumi: A virgin? I dunno..he doesnt talk about his sex life
Jon: Not many people do Ayumi...
Ayumi: Yeah....
Jon: Where the hell did they go its been five minutes
Kumo: Uhh..we have to go..
Jon: Get caught?
Kumo: With what? I tackled him and knocked him into the wall..his heads bleeding now though
Jon: Oh..Shit
Ayumi: W-what!?? Nii-san!!!?
Kumo: Yeah..Gatta go bye

 

[MoonStruckDragonLass]

I have a 10 second attention span.


[20:03] Im not even 100% sure where *Down here* is XD
[20:03] maybe it's up .-.
[20:03] it's not, I can tell you that
[20:04] Maryland. ^^ It's funny because like, he thinks he's such a ladies man, and hes just. . . not.
[20:04] maryland

 

[MoonStruckDragonLass]

20:58] we need a chav pokemon
[20:58] chavmander
[20:58] lol...this is why The Editing system sucks
[20:58] or chimchav
[20:59] either one would be awesome
[20:59] Chavisaur?
[20:59] it'd have a burberry cap
[20:59] Chavmeleon? Chazizard?
[20:59] Hitmonchav?
[20:59] Chavizard*
[20:59] chavizard
[20:59] hitmonchav
[20:59] !!
[20:59] Chavsol?
[20:59] like
[20:59] we need hitmonorris
[20:59] Hitman + Chav
[20:59] XD
[21:00] but yeah
[21:00] No, since Hotmonorris would be fated to win every single battle.
[21:00] and Hitmontison
[21:00] well yes
[21:00] It's individuals stats would be over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
[21:00] Thus it would win.
[21:00] his signature attack, EAR BITE
[21:00] hahahahaha
[21:00] no that'd be vegtacon
[21:00] a giant head of brocolli
[21:01] Xan sent out HITMONORRIS! Foe Arcerus fainted
[21:01] Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee(Fav), Hitmontop(Ew) Hitmonorris, Hitmontison
[21:01] well
[21:01] it'd have a moveset like
[21:01] i gotta go
[21:01] -fissue
[21:01] BIGBROTHER
[21:01] cya
[21:01] ...
[21:01] tissue
[21:01] ciao
[21:01] *** UC has quit (Quit: Game Over)
[21:01] PARAS used TISSUE
[21:01] Hitmontison! SIGNATURE MOVE, EAR BITE!
[21:02] wait doesn't tyrogue evolve into hitmontop?
[21:02] Hitmonorris! Fight back with CHIN PUNCH!
[21:02] actually more like roundhouse kick
[21:02] Hitmontison, Use PROSTITUTION!
[21:02] You must have heard of Norris' hidden third fist?
[21:02] whorelax
[21:02] D:
[21:02] Lols, Mike Tison
[21:02] Quick Hitmonorris, use FISTS OF WIN!
[21:03] Russian culture is teh win.
[21:03] Hitmontison, Say! "You
[21:03] Damn XD
[21:03] yes
[21:03] oh god
[21:03] .-.
[21:03] In Soviet Russia, culture 'teh win's YOU.
[21:03] cossackroach
[21:03] !!
[21:03] Hitmontison, EAT HIS CHILDREN!
[21:04] the dancing cockroach pokemon
[21:04] !!
[21:04] Hitmonorris, cause him NEVER TO EXIST!
[21:04] fighting/bug
[21:04] .-.
[21:04] The name might be a tad too long Kosheh.
[21:04] actually his ability would be INSTANT WIN
[21:04] .-.
[21:04] Alright, THATS where it stops being funny XD


[21:10] I know Kickass fu


[21:10] why is there no trenchcoat in PBR
[21:10] D:
[21:10] then i could be like
[21:10] LOL MATRIX TRAINER
[21:10] and carry dialgas and palkias
[21:10] and everyone would be like
[21:10] "get this 9 year old off wifi"

 

[Figs]

Agg.. MSDL, You totally beat me to it XD, I loved that little convorsation

 

[Xanthier]

Only god knows what sort of arch-fiend ate Chibi Tai.
* Figs is hungry
...
Possibly Figs.
XD!
hm?
XDDD

 

[Sem]

* kosheh owns a hentars site with a friend
MAKE SURE IT'S FROM SOME SERIES
IF IT'S FAN CHARACTERS THEN IT CAN'T BE POSTED D:
And my specialies in drawing ARE 'sexi girls' and 'drawing other people's characters in original poses in teir owner's style'
then again
needs more semtai
o.o
bishies yaoi etc.
* MSDL is being anti-productive
Semtai.
yes.
there is not enough mod porn on internets
Only Figs is allowed to have Semtai.
Sorry ^^;
...
WELL THEN
figsxsem bishie yaoi action plz
o-o
o-o

XD Man.

ILU Figs! But I'd rather take it slow.

 

[Figs]

....There is so much wrong with that statement, Sem, that I dont even wanna go into it XD