The Chatlog Topic!

[Yoshimitsu]

[19:02] Lucky lucky
[19:02] I'm so lucky lucky!
[19:02] I'm so lovely lovely!
[19:02]
[19:02] I AM!
[19:02] LIES
[19:02] ;-;
[19:03] Im so FIGGY FIGGY!
[19:03] LIES
[19:03] * Zax cracks up
[19:03] I'm so lucky lucky
[19:03] Lies?

 

[Linkachu]

StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:51 PM):
that goes beyond pricks and into major assholes
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
... and that was one hell of a gay analogy
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
or should i say -anal-ogy
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
X_x
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
GODDAMNIT POKECHARMS
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER
StellarWind Elsydeon says (10:52 PM):
X_x

 

[Yami_Angel]

I've seen a few posts that involved non-Pok

 

[Shiny Motley]

(Happened on the second to last day of school to winter break)
Did I just hear someone talk about Pokemon?
......
I know a lot about Pokemon! Much more than you do!
Eevee's number is sixty something... or something like that.
It's 133.
It was sixty something times two! I meant to say that!
sure...
Eevee also has eight evolutions!
Eevee has seven.
I meant to say that! Let's see, in order for eevee to evolve into umbreon, it has to...
Evolve while leveling up at night with max happiness.
Yes, exactly! And for espeon...
Evolve eevee the exact same way as evolving umbreon, except instead of leveling up at night, level up in the day. And for Eevee to evolve into Leafeon, level up at the Moss Rock. For Glaceon, level up at the Ice Rock (or something like that...). And for Vaporeon, Flareon, and Jolteon, use a Water Stone, Fire Stone, or Thunder Stone on Eevee, respectively.
Yes! And leafeon and Glaceon suck! Never use them! There are better Pokemon than them!

Who's the Pokemon genius in this scenerio? Me, or zathorg? We also talked about Tyrouge and its evolutions and a whole bunch of other Pokemon, but if I posted all of them, this post will take up the whole page. No joke. And anyways, I think you guys already get the idea.

 

[Yoshimitsu]

-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (06:33):
DiZ is ANSEM
Ansem is Heartless-Xehanhort
Xemnas is Nobody-Xehenhort ^^

StellarWind Elsydeon says (06:34):
The funny thing is that the heartless are the hearts and the nobodies are the body >>

-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (06:34):
i know o.O

StellarWind Elsydeon says (06:35):
"Does this make sense?"
"None whatsoever."
"Ah who cares let's go kill some emos."



~~~~~~



-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
brad's nearly up to a Cloister of Trals
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
Tials
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
...
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
Trials
StellarWind Elsydeon says (07:0:
... Tails o_o
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
the Besaid one
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
XD
-Rainbow Stealer Has a new piercing. -So let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more says (07:0:
a Cloister of Tails!
StellarWind Elsydeon says (07:0:
I didn't even know he caught a Cloyster!

 

[Sem]

* Linkachu huggles a flying pink mini-elephant
Bettar than yer flying hippo! xP
* Sem shoots it as he flies by >:]
* Linkachu breaks your pocket watch when you're shooting
...
NOOOOOOOOO
* Sem implodes
...
I KNEW IT
I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
AND I COULD SEE IT
WITH THE APPROPRIATE SLOW MOTION EFFECTS
IN MY HEAD
x_X

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[15:46] Hehe, the Doctor's Dancing
[15:46] Is it anything like his ice skating?
[15:47] Hope not

...

[16:00] Rach
[16:01] remind me to get Fantastic Four
[16:01] Alex
[16:01] Get Fantastic Four
[16:01] :3
[16:01] NOT NOW
[16:01]

...

[16:27] let's see
[16:27] have I gots everything
[16:27] DS
[16:27] mini mp3 speakers
[16:27] chargers
[16:28] Retarded Swampert?

...

[16:33] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has been kicked by Nemesis (EVACUATE)
[16:34] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[16:34] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has been kicked by Nemesis (There's a fire, save yourself)
[16:34] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[16:34] Persistent eh?
[16:34] Very, it seems.
[16:35] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has been kicked by Nemesis (SAVE YOURSELF)
[16:35] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[16:36] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has been kicked by Nemesis (YOU WILL BURN)
[16:37] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[16:37] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has been kicked by Nemesis (FOR MONKEY)

...

[16:43] ... Dead?
[16:43] Just elsewhere >>
[16:44] The chat is like that sometimes.
[16:44] MASSIVE BURST OF TEXT OF DOOOOM
[16:44] ...
[16:44] And then, there was silence.
[16:44] * StellarWind nods sagely.

...

[16:49] * Zax crashes in
[16:49] ...
[16:49] Hi, El. ^^
[16:49] * Zax throws Stel through the window he just crashed through
[16:49] * Zax is taking a break from FFXII
[16:49] mostly because the hunts are all kicking my ass >.>
[16:49] * StellarWind flies back in and disfigures El with a mailbox
[16:49] XP
[16:50] I know the feeling. That's why I took a LONG frelling break myself
[16:50] * Zax turnes the mailbox into water, so merely gets soaked
[16:50] Pylraster.
[16:50] FUCKING PYLRASTER.
[16:50] screw that
[16:50] * StellarWind stabs that dinosaur

 

[Shiny Motley]

[18:35] Well
[18:35] This was fucking gorgeous.
[18:35] I have to be up at the crack of "holyshittherereallyISa6am?"
[18:35] so
[18:35] night folks
[18:35] see y'all on sunday
[18:36] 'night, Alex.
[18:36] Nighty night Alex
[18:36] Have fun! ^
[18:36] *^^
[18:36] Try not to get jumped by rabid monkeys

No idea why this made me laugh, but...

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[23:01] I see Sem has the Alpha Male position here.
[23:01] Noooo way XD
[23:01] Not me
[23:01] I'm not a leader type
[23:01] Nah, he's too busy marrying the ocean XP
[23:02] The ocean said yes! o-o
[23:02] Oh do I hope I'm invited to the wedding. :'D You guys don't have a fondue pot yet, do you?
[23:02] That would sound like a high-maintenance relationship, Sem. You've got a lot of ocean to take care of.
[23:02] She can take care of herself just fine
[23:03] I'm tempted to make a comment about how their fate is sealed....
[23:03] but i doubt the marine mammals are particularily happy about it
[23:04] They're head over eels for each other current-ly. :V

...
... And this happened a half-hour after I learned of "The Game".

[23:44] If my timing is indeed correct...
[23:44] ~ Game. ~
[23:44] ...
[23:45] What have we done. >>
[23:45] ...
[23:45] Dear lord
[23:45] I'm going to cry

...

[12:44] *** Shiny_Eevee has quit (Quit: Game Over)
[12:45] Damn.
[12:45] I lost. XD

...

[16:41] And here we are, in the Pokecharms chat
[16:41] This is the shot that could make or break the game
[16:42] Nemesis is going for the big KICK
[16:42] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (He shoots, he SCORES!)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
...
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
You know what?
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
To hell with the English language
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
and the horse it rode in on!
Katie says:
YOU BORKED THE ENGLISH LANGUEG!
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... don't ask me how a language can ride a hrose!
Katie says:
...
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
....
Katie says:
fuckit XDDD
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
THIS GOES CHAT OG XD
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... LOG X_X
Katie says:
XDDDD
Katie says:
THat too?
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
OMFG, yes. XD
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Typolosion strikes again!!!

Jesus Christ, it's a Car, get in the Lion!

~*~

And now for Innuendo. >>

[100]

 

[Linkachu]

Sem says (6:11 AM):
Just a good, friendly, new-year's GAME to dear Katie. IHU =D May your 2008 be just plain and utterly awful ^______^


What are friends for? XD

 

[Figs]

[05:12] ALEX
[05:12] AAAALLEEEEEEX
[05:12] WB
[05:13] xD
[05:13] Sem is your personal little fanboy. =D He even comes with 'Auto-Praise' mode.
[05:13] :3
[05:13] Alex rocks.
[05:13] Alex is the best.
[05:13] Alex pwns you.
[05:13] Alex rapes people in their sleep.
[05:14] XD See?
[05:14] The Auto-Praise button got stuck.

 

[Shiny Motley]

While digging through some old files on word, I found this chat I had that I had saved ages ago:

Rk: Are you still chatting?
Shiny: Yes.
Rk: I don't see what's so fun about Pokemon.
Shiny: Pokemon's awesome! And so is Pokecharms!
Rk: ..... Pokemon is old! You should play with something like, Yu-Gi-Oh or something!
Shiny: That's even worse.
Rk: How about Super Mario Galaxy?
Shiny: I don't have a Wii.
Rk: Then make your parents get one for you!
Shiny: I prefer the Gamecube to the Wii.
Shiny: The Wii is too weird. I hate any game systems that has a wireless controller and the controller isn't connected to the screen in any way.
Rk: Gamecube is old!
Shiny: You say everything's old! So that means you're new!
Shiny: I hate anything new!
Rk: ... Okay, you're younger than me and you're calling me new?
Shiny: Yeah, got a problem with that?
Rk: ....... I think I'm going to watch, um, some sports with my dad.
Shiny: I win.

Rk=Random Kid=My dad's collegemate's son
Shiny=Shiny_Eevee=me

 

[Sem]

This happened at the same exact moment in time.

Sem says:
Game to Katie!
Katie says:
No no, Game to you. I was thinking it, I just didn't write it. Knew I should've, but I can't be bothered rejoining the chat discussion ;p
Katie says:
o-o
Sem says:
Game to KAtie! =D
Katie says:
o_O
Sem says:
...
Katie says:
The timing there was fucking SCARY XD

 

[Linkachu]

.:15

 

[Sem]

Sem's here I must retreat...lol actually I gtg for a few minutes....
RocketX hates Sem
RocketxSem...
...
...
* Linkachu doesn't finish that thought
You can leave if you want on second thought
* RocketX has quit IRC (Quit: Game Over)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]

 

[Sem]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE
...
WITH THEIR ADOPTABLE-THINGS

 

[Linkachu]

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hi loser

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hi loser

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hi loser

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Hi loser

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
...

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
LOSER

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
LOSER

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GAME

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GAME

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GAME

Katie says (12:27 AM):
GAME
Sem says (12:27 AM):
Curses


.... The joys of Messanger Live >_>

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[15:49] Dwayna is...Sara, right?
[15:50] ...
[15:50] No Nem XD
[15:50] Yes, I am Sara.
[15:50] Dwayna is Dwayna.
[15:50] Wait
[15:50] >>
[15:50] SEM IS CONFUSED
[15:51] But I respond to either Dwayna or Sara.
[15:51] So NEM WAS RIGHT
[15:51] I thought you meant that Dwayna was Sarah loves her pikachu xP
[15:51] lol
[15:51] no
[15:51] If so I would have kicked her
[15:52] IN THE HEAD
[15:52] And pretended that she was Shiny Eevee
[15:52] IN THE HEAD

...

[15:54] Am I the only op'd member who hasn't kicked Shiny yet?
[15:54] Yes
[15:54]
[15:54] I must break this record
[15:55] I haven't kicked her
[15:55] ... but I'm not op'd
[15:55] Hell, even I'VE kicked her
[15:55] Next time Shiny comes in, go right ahead.
[15:55] Nem, Stel, Alex, Rach, Sami, and El have
[15:55] ..I like to kick things
[15:55] and Figs
[15:55] Possibly baratron too
[15:55] And he's not even Op'd
[15:55] And Figs
[15:56] Yay, Attention
[15:57] *** Figs has been kicked by Nemesis (NEM ATTENTION!)
[15:57] *** Figs has joined #pokecharms
[15:57] XD
[15:58]
[15:58] Even moar attention

...

[16:04] though weight training and drinking is a bit contridictary
[16:05] * DwaynaDF pops an eyebrow.
[16:05] im not drinking THAT much
[16:05] only a can yesterday and two today
[16:05] * Linkachu thinks weight training and drinking would also be dangerous to your health
[16:05] Not at the same time, Katie
[16:05] Ahhh XD

 

[Shiny Motley]

Baratron hasn't kicked me out yet. So happy. And I'm making sure Katie doesn't either. *mokes note to self not to go in chatroom anymore*

I can't BELIEVE those chats actually surfaced! And I can't... wait, I take that back. I CAN believe that Nem actually said "And pretended that she was Shiny Eevee".

EDIT:
*** DwaynaDF has joined #pokecharms
Now Sara isnt coming back
Sara missed that convo
There she is

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[15:53] IT'S GAY, OKAY!? AND I JUST LOST!!!
[15:53] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (LOST AT LIFE!)
[15:53] *** Rocket_X__ is now known as Rocket_X
[15:53] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:53] Gah, Nem! Quit!
[15:53] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:53] Like I said before...
[15:54] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (In Soviet Russia,channel quits you.)
[15:54] Of all people, Shiny_Eevee really shouldn't be raving about things being "gay" xp
[15:54] Nice. XD
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:55] Shiny_Eevee said "damn"?!
[15:55] For the second time.
[15:55] wow, we're being a bad influence on her
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (Kicked for swearing. Fucking rebel.)
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:55] GAH. Stop!
[15:55] Hammer Time!

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[12:54] DwayNem is my love interest =p
[12:54] lol
[12:54]
[12:54] XD
[12:54] *** DoctorMegatron is now known as DoctorNem
[12:54] YES. XDDD
[12:54] LinkaNem!
[12:55] Oh, the Hilarity.
[12:55] *** Figs is now known as Fignem
[12:55] >>
[12:55]

...

[15:12] mah?
[15:12] can you see this?
[15:12] Yes.
[15:13] your all invisible to me
[15:13] Really? Yes!!!!
[15:13] woah
[15:13] there we go
[15:13] YAY
[15:13] NO!!!
[15:13] *** Nem is now known as Nemesis
[15:13] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Nemesis
[15:13] YESSS.
[15:14] NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:14] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (FALCON KIIIICK!)
[15:14] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:14] Why me?

...

[15:52] Ptoo. XB
[15:54] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (SPAT ON BY LURVE)
[15:54] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:54] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:54] Lurve?
[15:54] XDD
[15:54] Sara told me to do it
[15:54] That would be moi.
[15:55] GAH. Da*m you, Sara!
[15:55] At least I didn't say the actual word this time!
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (If you have to swear, do it fucking properly)
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:55] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:56] It swore at me.
[15:56] NEMMY! T_T
[15:56] It? IT!?
[15:56] *** Shiny_Eevee has been kicked by Nemesis (DONT SWEAR AT MY SARA)
[15:56] *** Shiny_Eevee__ has joined #pokecharms
[15:56] *** Shiny_Eevee__ is now known as Shiny_Eevee
[15:56] XDD

...

[17:07] since you only Game'd yerself
[17:07] ...Well
[17:07] Nah, I got Sara
[17:07] And Dwayna
[17:08] XDD
[17:08] It's true.
[17:08] NEMMY!
[17:08] Yes?
[17:08] FIGS GAMED ME! T_T
[17:08] *** Figs has been kicked by Nemesis (DONT GAME MY SARA)


...

Dwayna DragonFire says:
Aww, fuck it.
Dwayna DragonFire says:
*pops you*
Keith - Kei-kun says:
o.o
Dwayna DragonFire says:
...
Dwayna DragonFire says:
That sounds all kinds of wrong. XD

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

... Dear god. IT'S RAINING NEM. x_x

Great, now I have to murder anyone in the chat and burn the bodies to prevent the parasite from spreading further. I hope the personality backups are recent. >>;

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[11:17] right, im off now
[11:17] bye all
[11:17] Laterz
[11:17] toodles
[11:17] Bye Nemmy.

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[12:09] I have a new PM
[12:09] Who wants to bet its a random n00b?
[12:09] * Yoshimitsu27 puts ten chickens on it
[12:09] * DwayNem raises her hand.
[12:09] Oh
[12:10] Guess you both lose then XD
[12:10] I KNEW IT
[12:10] Damn.
[12:10] Wait
[12:10] I KNEW IT
[12:10] dammit
[12:10] That means I lose, doesn't it?
[12:10] But I didn't say anything
[12:10] can i keep my chickens?
[12:10] Yes
[12:10] good
[12:10] And Sara can keep her hand
[12:10] YAY
[12:10] * Sem slowly removes the knife he had hovering over her hand... >>;

...

[12:13] FUCK... I. AM. BORED...
[12:13] ... That wasn't very intelligent
[12:13] tried taking a drink from something with the CAP STILL ON
[12:13] got shoved into my mouth x_x
[12:14] XD
[12:14] FIGS
[12:14] GET THAT OUT OF SEMS MOUTH
[12:14] o.o

...

[14:30] !I GET NO POINTS FOR THAT!?!
[14:30] Points for what?
[14:30] 29 survivl battles
[14:31] For wasting several hours of his life survivalbattling]
[14:31] Ah.
[14:31] What did you get?
[14:31] A splitting headache XD
[14:31] XDDD
[14:31] Ahhh... Note to self, do not do the Survival Battles.
[14:31] Seconded. >>
[14:32] is this PBR?
[14:32] Is this battletoads?
[14:32] No
[14:32] This
[14:32] don't
[14:32] don't you even dare
[14:32] Is going to get me killed if I continue

...

15:23] Requests
[15:23] 1 friend request1 what is the best sex invitation21 other requests
[15:23] ...
[15:23] NO
[15:23] NOT THAT AGAIN
[15:23] STUPID COPY PASTE
[15:23] this is the weirdest app ever
[15:23] Requests
[15:23] 1 friend request1 what is the best sex invitation21 other requests
[15:23] ...
[15:23] GO
[15:23] AWAAAAAAY
[15:23] Requests
[15:23] 1 friend request1 what is the best sex invitation21 other requests
[15:23] OH
[15:23] MY
[15:23] GOD
[15:23] XD

 

[Figs]

[18:54] t
[18:54] h
[18:54] a
[18:54] t
[18:54] i
[18:54] s
[18:54] f
[18:54] u
[18:54] n
[18:54] n
[18:54] y
[18:54] * @Chi commits suicide, grammar nazi style
[18:54] too much beeping!!!!
[18:54] Reverse psychology
[18:54] Reverse psychology killed Rachel...?
[18:54] I borked Rach
[18:55] ..and then Alex kicked me.
[18:55] * You were kicked by AwesomeOak (Choose your fate and die. #594)

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[15:29] OMG
[15:30] You know, El
[15:30] It reminds me
[15:30] when I was walking through Ozmone
[15:30] and got randomly stalked by Vipers?
[15:30] ...
[15:30] I swear to dog
[15:30] I eventually found myself barking, at the monitor
[15:30] I'VE HAD IT
[15:30] WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES
[15:30] ON THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PLAINS!

...

[15:34] "Mmk, y'all suck! "

 

[Satoren]

I've seen a million like that Eel
El the eel
RUN FROM A SLUTTY DATE
I did NOT just call you Eel
XDDDDDD
xD
DAMN TYPO XD
MARIAxMARIO...BECAUSETHATSAGOODIDEA
EL IS AN EEL
NOIT'SNOTFIGS
CRAWLING IN MY MARIA
HE'LL EAT YERFACE o-o
*** Yoshimitsu27 is now known as ElTheEel
CRAWLING IN MY ROOOBES
* Chi keeps misreading Maria as Mafia
THESE WOUNDS REQUIRE ELIXERRRR
*** Figs is now known as HansHandyPants
Rachel got killed by the Amish (my idea) in Mafia
* Chi also misread robes as boobs for some reason
...
CRAWLING IN MY ROBES
what are we what, Alex?
Rachel got killed by the Amish Mafia?
THESE BOOBS REQUIRE ELIXER
lolwut?

 

[Linkachu]

Sem says (11:38 PM):
Gaaame =D
Sem says (12:29 AM):
Game again
Sem says (1:21 AM):
Moar Game
Sem says (1:56 AM):
Moar Game >:0
Sem says (2:28 AM):
GAME
Sem says (3:06 AM):
...
Sem says (3:06 AM):
GAME
Sem says (3:06 AM):
fr
Sem says (3:06 AM):
t5
Sem says (3:06 AM):
g
Sem says (3:06 AM):
4
Sem says (3:06 AM):
rt
Sem says (3:06 AM):
y
Sem says (3:06 AM):
54g5
Sem says (3:06 AM):
rt
Sem says (3:06 AM):
b4
Sem says (3:06 AM):
3g
Sem says (3:06 AM):
rt
Sem says (3:06 AM):
4
Sem says (3:06 AM):
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Sem just sent you a nudge.

Sem says (3:06 AM):
MORE GAME
Sem says (3:06 AM):
>=i
Sem says (3:07 AM):
RAAAAAAAAAAARARARA

Sem just sent you a nudge.

Sem says (3:08 AM):
...FG%TERFGBHYN%^#EW
Sem says (3:08 AM):
Game =o
Sem says (3:08 AM):
I should be asleep <
Katie says (3:13 AM):
GAME
Sem says (3:13 AM):
o-o
Sem says (3:13 AM):
Hai XD
Sem says (3:13 AM):
See
Sem says (3:14 AM):
You're no psychologist
Sem says (3:14 AM):
making me lose
Sem says (3:14 AM):
making me fail
Sem says (3:14 AM):
giving me no self worth
Sem says (3:14 AM):
I'VE ALREADY BEEN IMPALED THE THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS! o-o
Sem says (3:14 AM):
WHY UNIVERSE HATE SEM!?
Sem says (3:15 AM):
No, it doesn't hate you >>
Sem says (3:15 AM):
It just likes to spite you :0
Sem says (3:17 AM):
Done XD

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

[11:31] im not a nOOb and by the way this is my big bros acount
[11:31] so hes a nOOb
[11:32] Then why, n00b, are you on said account?
[11:32] No, you are the ones whose actions we judge. Therefore, you are the n00b.
[11:32] so my big bros not a nOOb and i am
[11:33] That would seem the case. Since you are acting like a n00b at this moment.
[11:33] If you do not co-operate soon I will be forced to hang you.
[11:33] Now what buisness do you have in my kingdom?>
[11:34] * Database hands His Majesty the most Honourable Nem the rope.
[11:34] Thank you, dogsbody Database.
[11:34] * Database bows.
[11:34] I grow impaitent
[11:34] I have a queen to ravage you know.
...
[11:37] This n00b lives in non-existent lands, my lord.
[11:37] If you live in such a place at least learn to spell the damn name right
[11:37] Hm
[11:37] If his country does not exist, I sense he should not exist either
[11:37] M'lord, do you feel ready to pass judgement?
[11:37] So, N00b, do you have anything to say before I sentance you?
[11:38] engaland is what ment
[11:38] england
[11:38] Yes, my loyal Dogsbody, it is almost time. BTW, your a lord now
[11:38] *** DogsbodyDatabase is now known as Lorddatabase
[11:38] *** Lorddatabase is now known as LordDatabase
[11:38] The N00b just shouts the names of a country at me!
[11:38] Thank you, sire.
[11:38] I feel I shuld dispose of it.
[11:38] Should, as well
[11:38] *** StellarWind sets mode +b on *!*@SystemNet-3A9D7F3A.range86-130.btcentralplus.com
[11:38] *** Otistotoy9000__ has been kicked by StellarWind (OFF WITH ITS HEAD)

...

[12:23] I spy a newcomer on th' horizon!
[12:23] iam a newbie
[12:23] Heh.
[12:23] RED ALERT! BATTLESTATIONS
[12:23] Suit up me harties!
[12:23] *** KingNemesis is now known as CaptainNem
[12:23] FIRE AT WILL!
[12:23] HENSHIN!
[12:23] he he he very funny
[12:24] *** LordDatabase is now known as FirstMateDatabase
[12:24] * StellarWind glows, transforming into battle conformation
[12:24] what are battlestations/
[12:24] *** Figgatron is now known as SirFiggums
[12:24] ... why the hell am I dressed up like a mantis?!\
[12:24] Ah, we're not doing pirates this time.
[12:24] *** StellarWind is now known as SpacePirateStellarWind
[12:24] What ye be doin' on our ship land lubber?
[12:24] ...
[12:24] No, pirates
[12:24] So on the sea
12:25] ... I'm not getting anywhere near the sea. Do you realize the Zebesians in Maridia are fuckign MAGENTA?!
[12:25] AvasT!
[12:25] Arrr!
[12:25] ... and Draygon fails.
[12:25] hey, on Question...
[12:25] ...
[12:25] one
[12:25] Shall we make him walk to plank?
[12:25] * SpacePirateStellarWind mutates into a Pirate of sorts.
[12:25] ...
[12:25] * FirstMateDatabase draws his cutlass.
[12:25] *** QueenDwayna is now known as PirateDwayna
[12:26] *** SpacePirateStellarWind is now known as DavyElsydeon
[12:26] Ready the cannons you miserable lot
[12:26] CAn I have temporary HOP so I can kick this guy?
[12:26] Aye aye, sir!
[12:26] ok...
[12:26] If he needs it, of course.
[12:26] Are you afraid of death, Draymond?
[12:26] I be the captain here
[12:26] i am totally freaked out about now
[12:26] * DavyElsydeon twitches tentacles.
[12:26] If anyon kicks him off the boat I do
[12:26] wow...
[12:26] XD
[12:26] Nem stole stel's line
[12:26] And said it wrong.
[12:26] what are you guys realy doing?
[12:26] ALL WE NEED NOW
[12:26] ... I somehow knew I'd get to be halfway cephalopod.
[12:26] remember?
[12:26] IS A LITTLE ENERGON
[12:27] AND A LOT OF LUCK
[12:27] me newbie!
[12:27] ...
[12:27] amidoinitright?
[12:27] Nem
[12:27] *** CaptainNem is now known as CaptainJackNemesis
[12:27] go mew!!!!!
[12:27] NEWBIE! SWAB THE DECKS!
[12:27] joking
[12:27] This landlubber be thinking he be Tarzan
[12:27] ok
[12:27] ARrr!
[12:27] 403 chain
[12:27] ...
[12:27]
[12:27] * DavyElsydeon grabs the Mew with a crab pincer, slices it in half and eats it.
[12:27] Now Nem's gonna shag him
[12:27] swab...swab...swab...swab...
[12:27] and turn into the face of boe
12:27] MEw!!!!
[12:27] Dont die!!!
[12:28] A bit crunchy...
[12:28] What be this Mew you speak off stranger?
[12:28] But Legendaries are like that.
[12:28] I didn't notice Nem changing his name.
[12:28] *nooo really?
[12:28] They taste great with sage and onions.
[12:28] We know of no Mews here, Savy?
[12:28] totally
[12:28] does Nem now look like Captain Jack?
[12:28] Apparantly.
[12:28] Especially Moltres.... Yarrr, they be self-frying chickens.
[12:28] Look like? I AM captain jack
[12:28] Does that mean all the ladies will now swoon?
[12:28] ...
[12:28] * Yoshimitsu27 sexes Nem
[12:28] mmmm sauteaed onions
[12:28] They already do, ye loitering pirate type
[12:28] HEY
[12:28] * FirstMateDatabase ROFL at DavyElsydeon.
[12:28] MY NEMMY
[12:29] * Yoshimitsu27 slaps Dwayna away
[12:29] You know what they say,
[12:29] my friend is kicking my a.. have to go
[12:29] All toasters toast toast?
[12:29] Drink until hes cute, but stop before the wedding
[12:29] * FirstMateDatabase points and laughs.
[12:29] can any of you put me as a buddy?
[12:29] Um, no.
[12:29] well see yah
[12:29] I have a buddy for you
[12:29] *** Draymond__ has left #pokecharms
[12:29] A nice shark..
[12:29] ARRR!
[12:29] *** DavyElsydeon sets mode +b on *!*@SystemNet-3E64E3FE.ne.res.rr.com
[12:29] Aw damn
[12:29] tooooooo late
[12:29] I wanted to banhammer him.

 

[Figs]

[17:08] "Being inside the invisible box is easy enough, it's finding the invisible door that caused the problems"
[17:09] No invisible chainsaw?
[17:10] Nah, they where out of those.
[17:12] Too many people getting trapped inside invisible boxes
[17:13] You'd think they'd just look for the invisible exit sign.
[17:14] What happens if there's an invisible fire and you can't find the exit sign?
[17:16] Well, then, you'll just need to use the invisible fire extinguisher XD

 

[baratron]

[quote author=Linkachu link=topic=603.msg42996#msg42996 date=1199301304]
.:15

 

[Satoren]

[08:36] baratron...
[08:37] you have a cat, yes?
[08:38] no
[08:38] k
[08:38] i have a drawing of a kitty slave who marks exam papers for me
[08:38] i don't have an ACTUAL cat though
[08:38] I was hoping someone could tell me how I'm supposed to know what gender my cat is...
[08:39] i'm not sure how you tell.
[08:39] I wouldn't know
[08:39] i mean, boy cats have penises even if they've been neutered, but i'm not sure you can watch a cat peeing to see how it does it.
[08:40] You'd have to physically check
[08:40] Don't look at me...
[08:40] XD
[08:40] Google it, RX XD
[08:40] I'm sure you'll find something to help your dillema
[08:41] argh. now i have a horrible memory of the porcine member photo on Wikipedia.
[08:41] the pig in question belongs to a friend of a friend.
[08:44] * baratron collects 20 EXP for killing the chat with pig penises

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]

 

[Plapti]

[18:51] Sem, How goes the download?
[18:55] ...WHYS EVERYONE DYING ON ME!?
[18:55] GAME
[18:55] ...Brainz!
[18:55] FUCK
[18:55] I lost
[18:56] * Figs eets Sems brainz.
[18:56] =o
[18:56] =DDDDDDDDDD
[18:56] CANNED POP!
[18:56] Was that Smart Figs?
[18:57] PEI DOESN'T HAVE CANNED POP!
[18:57] Yes.
[18:57] YAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[18:57] ...
[18:57] * Linkachu coughs
[18:57] It makes me even smarter, now that I have Sems brain power
[18:57] ..Wait..
[18:57] ..Does this mean I love myself now?
[18:58] Really Katie, PEI doesn't have canned pop
[18:58] Hey, did I miss something, and MLK day isnt happening tomorrow, or what? because like.. NONE of my friends are online..
[18:59] Was that a question or a statement, Plapti? XD
[18:59] Neither!!!!
[19:00] But really, Does PEI have cans of pop?
[19:00] Nope XD
[19:00] Not yet anyways
[19:01] We're FINALLY making a move towards it, but up until then it hasn't
[19:01] All bottled
[19:01] Glass bottled
[19:01] This canned stuff is from out of province
[19:01] Anyone here like A&W Root Beer?
[19:08] Not me, don't like Pepsi, or Coke either
[19:09] Is your root beer there caffinated?
[19:10] Depends on which you get
[19:10] how 'bout you
[19:11] Ours isn't
[19:11] Only Pepsi and Coke are allowed to be
[19:11] Pepsi and Coke are nasty x_o
[19:11] Gaaame?
[19:11] Yeah, I drink neither of those
[19:12] Sprite, Ginger Ale and 7-Up
[19:12] along with Ice Tea
[19:12] Sprite/7-Up/Sierra Mist/Squirt
[19:12] I like em all
[19:12] but they all taste the same to me >>
[19:12] And I like Dr. Pepper
[19:12] and Root Beer
[19:13] EW
[19:13] EWEWEWWWWWWWWW
[19:13] Gross
[19:13] HOW can ahyone say Coke and Pepsi are nasty and like Dr. Pepper? xp
[19:13] I know, I never touch that stuff
[19:13] I hate it XD
[19:13] That said...
[19:13] Because Dr. Pepper is good
[19:14] I dislike Mountain Dew ^^;
[19:14] The world is against me ._,
[19:14] Yeah, I don't like 'Dew
[19:14] DOn't like Mountain Dew wither
[19:14] either*
[19:14] I notice a distinct difference between Sprite and 7-Up myself
[19:15] I don't really like 7-UP compared to Sprite, but I'll drink it
[19:15] I like grape, orange, sprite, lime, etc.
[19:15] I only crave coke/pepsi at times
[19:15] There is, most don't notice it either
[19:15] Oh, and root beer and cream soda can be nice
[19:15] Nope, Tonic Water rules all
[19:16] Woooo. =D
[19:16] Posted in Mirage Kingdom. That was fun. xD Now I must post regularly, or else feel El's emo-wrath. XD
[19:17] >>
[19:17]

 

[baratron]

[tt]* Chi kills this steelix with a bloody SPORK
Chi: DIE YOU BLOODY THING
Zakks: WOOO
Zakks: GO RACH
Zakks: YEAH
Zakks: RACH IS AWESOME
Chi: ...
Zakks: YEAAAH! GO RACH!
* Chi turns El's auto-praise off
Zakks: mm'kay
Zakks: but it isn't auto-praise
Zakks: it's "Auto-Inneffectual-Support" or "Auto-Cheerleading"
Sem: My auto-praise button gets stuck ><
Sem: its annoying
* Zakks puts Sem's auto-praise on
Chi: D'you have to reboot to fix it?
Sem: EL ROCKS
Sem: GO EL
Sem: YOU CAN DO IT
Sem: EL PWNS
Chi: Oh dear
* Zakks attempts to turn it off
Sem: WLU EL
Sem: THE WORLD LOVES YOU
Sem: EL RAPES PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!
baratron: lol
Zakks: nope, still stuck
Chi: o.o
* Sem un-sticks it
Sem: >>;
baratron: i am SO logging this
Zakks: sem's auto-praise's already been logged xD
Chi: That button could get problematic in RL conversation
Chi: "I got an F- in my exa-" "GO YOU! WOOOO!"
Zakks: XD
Sem: "YEAH! EXCELLENT!"
Sem: "YOU'RE SO SMART!"
Sem: ... Are you being sarcastic?
Sem: *runs away crying*
Chi: >>"
Zakks: that would be awesome
Zakks: i mean
Zakks: terrible
Zakks: don't use auto praise in public
Zakks: (DOITDOITDOIT)
Zakks: ^^[/tt]

Oh yes, and while I was copying this over,
[tt]DoctorOak: TO THE POKESLUT FACTORY![/tt]

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

When Unfortunate typos strike:

[100]

 

[Plapti]

[17:14] Wild Plapti has appeared!
[17:14] I only got there because Kel dragged me over <
[17:15]
[17:15] I'm going to pistol-whip the next person who says the word Shinanigans
[17:15] Shinanigans! =D
[17:15] Shinigami
[17:15] >>
[17:15] ORIGAMI
[17:15] *** Linkachu has been kicked by StellarWind (Pistolwhip!)
[17:15] *** Linkachu has joined #pokecharms
[17:15] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on Linkachu
[17:15] That's not even how you spell shenanigans.
[17:15] shini...shinaga... oh screw it
[17:15] *** Rocket_X has been kicked by StellarWind (Semipistolwhip)
[17:15] lol
[17:15] It's the thought that counts
[17:15] >>;
[17:15]