False. I own no cats. But then, does anyone actually own cats? Cats own themselves. They're not your cat, you're their human, and even that's only when they feel like it, and it's not because they like you or anything.
They're a species of physics-defying quadrupedal tsundere, that's what they are. (and they get away with it by being awesome and adorable, unlike actual tsundere <<).
The person below me actually has a decent idea for a potential blanket statement about the person below them (because I sure as hell have no idea.)