Side note: also helps if you tell your friends what everyone's little personallity or whatever (like how I'm always kicked, how Carmen sugar coats everything, how Art's in the Realm even though he's not really a n00b, etc.)... but, of course, best if people just read the whole thing, or just try to understand it. I've been on Pokecharms for over a year, and I still don't get some of it sometimes.
But still... the n00bs are creaping me out. And I'm guessing that Damien will be talking about Magmar in the cupboard?
That's my extremely random guess. ^^
Once again, good job, Nem.