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The Pokecharms Chronicles....
- Thread starter Nemesis
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Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
What started as comedic randomness actually ended with a comedic plot. Well done Nem! 
I like cheese.
My goodness, Nem, another one?!
Yay! They are hiliariously random. And you use some of the regulars on the site, and a few newer ones, like Nexle.
Man, I love how you satirize (in a way) nearly every regular in the Pokecharms Chronicles.
If I ever get featured, I'll probably be Suck-Up Girl, the way I suck up. Or get portrayed as my PRPG character Alex. If Nem ever reads the Cressilia Crusade, I don't want to know what'll happen.
Joy.
Hold the phone!
Excuse me Nem, do you think I could be in the next Pokecharms Chronicles? They are so funny! I loved the 'I Kissed a Girl' parody.
Yay! They are hiliariously random. And you use some of the regulars on the site, and a few newer ones, like Nexle.
Man, I love how you satirize (in a way) nearly every regular in the Pokecharms Chronicles.
If I ever get featured, I'll probably be Suck-Up Girl, the way I suck up. Or get portrayed as my PRPG character Alex. If Nem ever reads the Cressilia Crusade, I don't want to know what'll happen.
Joy.
Hold the phone!
Excuse me Nem, do you think I could be in the next Pokecharms Chronicles? They are so funny! I loved the 'I Kissed a Girl' parody.
Nemesis
Former Administrator
The Pokecharms Clinic, where trainers come together to discuss their teams.
And bag about how cool their Pokemon are.
Figs- My Zangorro is awesome!
Nem- Try telling that to Ambipom.
Figs- That thing?s always faking it?
Alex- That?s the story of Nem?s life?.
Nem- Oi! Don?t compare your love life to mine.
Alex- Silence! Don?t make me set Bayleef on you!
Sem- XD
Figs- XD
Alex- What?s so funny?
Nem- Bayleef? I?m sure Blaze is shaking in it?s boots?
Ruko- Don?t worry Alex, Poliwrath will get it with its Hydro Pump!
Sem- Water!
Nem-Then I?ll just unleash Tangrowth?.
Alex- OMG MCDONALDS MONSTER
Pheonix- I could deal with it.
Nem- How so? I would like to see the beast that can beat my spaghetti bush.
El- Eww.
Pheonix- I would just use my Absol. It?s viscous.
Nem- Viscous? Isn?t that a Muk?
Pheonix- Muk? No, it?s an Absol?.
Alex- The disaster Pokemon. How apt.
Pheonix-??
Data- Daisterouz tiipoz!
Stel- Viscous indeed.
**
Rain- SoWhat?sGoingOn?
Carmen- Nothing?
Purps- Yeah! What she said!
Shiny- What are you still doing here?
Purps- Yeah? What ARE you still doing here?
Carmen- She was talking to you?.
Purps- That?s what she said.
Stel- Get the DESU out of the Chronicles.
Shiny- Yay for Stel!
Carmen- We?ve been seeing more and more of Stel lately!
Stel- Yeah, two chapters in a row? What the DESU is going on? I have no part in this!
Shiny- Where did he go?
Rain-HeVanished.
Carmen- I wish something interesting would happen. Not that you guys are boring me or anything. Of course not.
Sem- EMO.
Suddenly Alex and Chi appear.
Nem- Ahem.
And so does Nem. Just for shits and giggles.
Chi- We have news!
Nem- The world burned down again?
Carmen- You are letting Purps back on to the forum?
Shiny- Someone found the remains of TPL?
Alex- Good news!
Nem- You?re getting married?
Shiny- Ooh yay!
Rain-OohWedding!ThatMeansCake!AndCakeMeansSugar!
Carmen- Can I be a bridesmaid?
Shiny- And me!
Rain-AndMe!
Nem- : )
?.And the least said about that comment the better.
El- Oooh I love weddings! I?ve had this planned for so long. We can get Rachel a nice pretty dress decorated in Sporks and Alex can have a nice green suit?
Nem- Who said you were the wedding planner?
El- I?m gay. It?s what I do.
Alex- Erm, can we say something?
Nem- Whose wedding do you think this is?
Chi- There is no wedding!
Alex- You?re breaking it off already?
Chi= >:-(
Alex- Wait, you?re right. There is no wedding.
Nem- What was the news then?
Chi- I got in to Manchester!
Nem-?..I thought you said it was good news.
Chi-It is!
Nem- Not for me.
Chi- So?
Nem- We all know the only good news is that which benefits me.
Alex- Just listen to him! Who does he think he is, me?
And bag about how cool their Pokemon are.
Figs- My Zangorro is awesome!
Nem- Try telling that to Ambipom.
Figs- That thing?s always faking it?
Alex- That?s the story of Nem?s life?.
Nem- Oi! Don?t compare your love life to mine.
Alex- Silence! Don?t make me set Bayleef on you!
Sem- XD
Figs- XD
Alex- What?s so funny?
Nem- Bayleef? I?m sure Blaze is shaking in it?s boots?
Ruko- Don?t worry Alex, Poliwrath will get it with its Hydro Pump!
Sem- Water!
Nem-Then I?ll just unleash Tangrowth?.
Alex- OMG MCDONALDS MONSTER
Pheonix- I could deal with it.
Nem- How so? I would like to see the beast that can beat my spaghetti bush.
El- Eww.
Pheonix- I would just use my Absol. It?s viscous.
Nem- Viscous? Isn?t that a Muk?
Pheonix- Muk? No, it?s an Absol?.
Alex- The disaster Pokemon. How apt.
Pheonix-??
Data- Daisterouz tiipoz!
Stel- Viscous indeed.
**
Rain- SoWhat?sGoingOn?
Carmen- Nothing?
Purps- Yeah! What she said!
Shiny- What are you still doing here?
Purps- Yeah? What ARE you still doing here?
Carmen- She was talking to you?.
Purps- That?s what she said.
Stel- Get the DESU out of the Chronicles.
Shiny- Yay for Stel!
Carmen- We?ve been seeing more and more of Stel lately!
Stel- Yeah, two chapters in a row? What the DESU is going on? I have no part in this!
Shiny- Where did he go?
Rain-HeVanished.
Carmen- I wish something interesting would happen. Not that you guys are boring me or anything. Of course not.
Sem- EMO.
Suddenly Alex and Chi appear.
Nem- Ahem.
And so does Nem. Just for shits and giggles.
Chi- We have news!
Nem- The world burned down again?
Carmen- You are letting Purps back on to the forum?
Shiny- Someone found the remains of TPL?
Alex- Good news!
Nem- You?re getting married?
Shiny- Ooh yay!
Rain-OohWedding!ThatMeansCake!AndCakeMeansSugar!
Carmen- Can I be a bridesmaid?
Shiny- And me!
Rain-AndMe!
Nem- : )
?.And the least said about that comment the better.
El- Oooh I love weddings! I?ve had this planned for so long. We can get Rachel a nice pretty dress decorated in Sporks and Alex can have a nice green suit?
Nem- Who said you were the wedding planner?
El- I?m gay. It?s what I do.
Alex- Erm, can we say something?
Nem- Whose wedding do you think this is?
Chi- There is no wedding!
Alex- You?re breaking it off already?
Chi= >:-(
Alex- Wait, you?re right. There is no wedding.
Nem- What was the news then?
Chi- I got in to Manchester!
Nem-?..I thought you said it was good news.
Chi-It is!
Nem- Not for me.
Chi- So?
Nem- We all know the only good news is that which benefits me.
Alex- Just listen to him! Who does he think he is, me?
Nemesis
Former Administrator
It has been bought to our attention that in the latest installment of the Chronicles all instances of the punctuation mark ? was changed in to an instance of ?.
The Chronicles team is aware of this, and it was infact deliberate. We all know the rising danger we put our youth in by using punctuation such as the one in question and therefore it has been decided that it must be censored. This punctuation mark will hereby be replaced by the more family friendly ? which we feel expresses a more family orientated message, including how important it is to ask questions about the world we live in. This is in contrast to the original punctuation mark, which promotes missing letters from words and in turn, is condoning violence and drugs.
Thank you for your time,
The Pokecharms Chronicles Team
The Chronicles team is aware of this, and it was infact deliberate. We all know the rising danger we put our youth in by using punctuation such as the one in question and therefore it has been decided that it must be censored. This punctuation mark will hereby be replaced by the more family friendly ? which we feel expresses a more family orientated message, including how important it is to ask questions about the world we live in. This is in contrast to the original punctuation mark, which promotes missing letters from words and in turn, is condoning violence and drugs.
Thank you for your time,
The Pokecharms Chronicles Team
What have we here? Spam? >> NO! IT MUST NOT BE SO! STOPPITRIGHTNOWORI'LLTHROWTHEBOTHOFYOUINTOAPITOFCACTIWHEREI
WILLTHENPROCEEDTOSTEALYOURBONESWHILEYOUSTILLLIVEANDBEATYOURJELLY
BODIESWITHTHEM! o-o Then I'll kill you >=o
Yes, indeed. Two of you meaning Kalseng and Psycho Monkey.
Good day. *poofs away with a cry of "EMO!"*
WILLTHENPROCEEDTOSTEALYOURBONESWHILEYOUSTILLLIVEANDBEATYOURJELLY
BODIESWITHTHEM! o-o Then I'll kill you >=o
Yes, indeed. Two of you meaning Kalseng and Psycho Monkey.
Good day. *poofs away with a cry of "EMO!"*
Hmmm, good argument.
Nem=Win
Me=Fail
Though I think a random member being beaten just for the sake of it is funny.
And, the more people you add to the Chronicles, eve in one apperence = epic boost on more people to massage the ego.
Yes, JUST the ego.(Wow...that was a horrible joke, someone want to push me off a cliff?)
Nem=Win
Me=Fail
Though I think a random member being beaten just for the sake of it is funny.
And, the more people you add to the Chronicles, eve in one apperence = epic boost on more people to massage the ego.
Yes, JUST the ego.(Wow...that was a horrible joke, someone want to push me off a cliff?)
The backups wont be staying for very long. You need to edit any eat'd posts to correct them if you want them to be saved.
Nemesis
Former Administrator
Pokecharms Chronicles minisite coming very soon....Hence the new chapter names....
**
84) First Impressions
Nemesis- Hm, it sure is quiet around here after all that excitement with the Exodus.
El- I know, I've not had anyone to e-sex in ages.
Chi- What about Essex? I love Essex!
Nem- So we hear…
Chi- ?
Nem- Nevermind. Anyway, since it was getting so quiet around here, I thought I would invite some newer members in to the chat.
Stel- Why the DESU would you do that?
Nem- Hush you. You have no part in this.
El-O rly? Who?
Nem- Well, there's this guy I've seen around, he likes to RP and read stories and congratulate people on their post counts….
El- Oh. Please don't tell me it's him…
Chi- Kalseng?
El- Please say it isn't him.
Nem-
**
84) First Impressions
Nemesis- Hm, it sure is quiet around here after all that excitement with the Exodus.
El- I know, I've not had anyone to e-sex in ages.
Chi- What about Essex? I love Essex!
Nem- So we hear…
Chi- ?
Nem- Nevermind. Anyway, since it was getting so quiet around here, I thought I would invite some newer members in to the chat.
Stel- Why the DESU would you do that?
Nem- Hush you. You have no part in this.
El-O rly? Who?
Nem- Well, there's this guy I've seen around, he likes to RP and read stories and congratulate people on their post counts….
El- Oh. Please don't tell me it's him…
Chi- Kalseng?
El- Please say it isn't him.
Nem-
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Nem, I am outraged!
First off, I think you got Alex saying three things at the same time, the whole Operation: CUM thing.
As for why I'm outraged, I've been here and year and only get a few lines and yet the new guy come and he's already like a main character! I know, it probably won't last, but am I REALLY that boring?
First off, I think you got Alex saying three things at the same time, the whole Operation: CUM thing.
As for why I'm outraged, I've been here and year and only get a few lines and yet the new guy come and he's already like a main character! I know, it probably won't last, but am I REALLY that boring?
Shiny Motley
2016 Singles Football
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Nemesis
Former Administrator
**
87) Sympathetic
The Cinders Mansion, and Chi is a little bit down.
Chi- I'm a little bit down…
Hannah- Oh what's up?
Can't you read? I said she's down, not up….
Hannah- Don't you start your clever word play with me Mr….
Chi- It's Alex….
Hannah- Oh! Did you break up!?
Chi- No….
Hannah- Oh. Damn
Chi- I've not seen him for days….He says he's busy writing something very important and needs to concentrate.
Hannah- Maybe it's his will…
Chi- Don't say that!
Hannah- Why? I case he locks me in a closet and lies about it for years to get people to his site?
Chi- Alex wouldn't do that!
Hannah- ORLY?
Chi- Rly.
Hannah- Do you even read this damn story? That's exactly what he did.
Chi- Oh yeah, that.
Hannah- Maybe he's writing a letter saying how he is leaving you because he's not good enough for you.
Chi- Don't say that!
Hannah- I'm right though. Stupid poor people.
Chi- * sniff * I need Jaffa Cakes!
**
8
Don't you ever learn?
On the Information Superhighway, Nem and Alex are traveling in the Charmsmobile….
Nem- Are you sure this is a good idea?
Alex- You know Rach, if I'm going to do it, I have to do it properly.
Nem- Can't you do it properly without her dad knowing?
Alex- Erm, no?
Nem- But it would involve less broken bones.
Alex- And less money. Weddings aren't cheap you know.
Nem- True. So you've got your speech ready?
Alex- It's not really a speech…
Nem- It's twenty pages long, what else could it be?
Alex- Well, you know me.
Nem- Ah. Twenty half written speeches then.
Alex- Something like that, yeah.
Nem- So here we are, the mansion….
Alex- That was quick.
Nem- Yeah, who was driving anyway?
Alex- You were meant to be….
Nem- Oh right, yeah forgot.
Alex- I realized that when we almost got crushed by that truck…
Nem- We didn't die did we? Anyways, let's go in…
Alex- Ok.
Nem- Wait, you're not going to tell me to wait here, because of the inevitable chaos I will cause?
Alex- You know, I don't know I can go in.
Nem- Why the sudden change of heart?
Alex- Don't ask me, you're writing the damn thing.
Nem-Oh yeah.
Alex- Anyway, go give this note to one of the butlers, tell him to give it to Mr Drake.
Nem grins, having been given an important task, and strides towards the door of the mansion, conveniently tripping over and throwing random pieces of paper that he happened to have on the floor. Picking them up quickly, he knocks on the door.
Butler- You rang?
Nem- Er, yeah. Could you give this to Mr Drake please?
Butler- Are you sure that is the right bit of paper sir?
Nem- Pretty sure, yeah.
Butler- We wouldn't want any mix ups, would we?
Nem- Nope. Can you also ask Mr Drake to send Alex his answer as soon as he can?
Butler- Yes, sir.
With that, Nem runs back to the Charmsmobile before it skids away.
**
89) Did you not see this coming?
Chi- That was Alex! Why didn't he come to see me? I was right, he hates me!
Hannah- Here, have some more Jaffa Cakes.
Mrs Drake- Dear, Alex was just here.
Chi- I know! And he didn't want to see me!
Mrs Drake- He had a note for Father.
Chi- He couldn't even dump me to my face?
Mrs Drake- It was nothing like that dear. Your father has this message for him. Alex has his complete approval, and the support of all of us.
Chi- What?
Mrs Drake- I think you should ask Alex, don't you dear?
Chi- Erm, ok. To Pokecharms!
Hannah- Me too!
As the two girls dash out of the house, Mr Drake enters.
Mr Drake- Has she gone to see him?
Mrs Drake- Yes dear.
Mr Drake- Good. He should have gone to her straight away. I don't know why I needed to be involved.
Mr Drake places the note he was given on the table, as the camera pans round to it.
Nope, to blurry, try again.
Better.
"Dear Sir,
I have recently decided that I would like to become the worlds first penguin juggler.
Your support in this matter would be highly appreciated."
At the bottom of the note is a scrawled signature, which to the untrained eye looks like a scribble, but to us, the awesome viewer/reader, we all know it says "Nem".
87) Sympathetic
The Cinders Mansion, and Chi is a little bit down.
Chi- I'm a little bit down…
Hannah- Oh what's up?
Can't you read? I said she's down, not up….
Hannah- Don't you start your clever word play with me Mr….
Chi- It's Alex….
Hannah- Oh! Did you break up!?
Chi- No….
Hannah- Oh. Damn
Chi- I've not seen him for days….He says he's busy writing something very important and needs to concentrate.
Hannah- Maybe it's his will…
Chi- Don't say that!
Hannah- Why? I case he locks me in a closet and lies about it for years to get people to his site?
Chi- Alex wouldn't do that!
Hannah- ORLY?
Chi- Rly.
Hannah- Do you even read this damn story? That's exactly what he did.
Chi- Oh yeah, that.
Hannah- Maybe he's writing a letter saying how he is leaving you because he's not good enough for you.
Chi- Don't say that!
Hannah- I'm right though. Stupid poor people.
Chi- * sniff * I need Jaffa Cakes!
**
8
Don't you ever learn?On the Information Superhighway, Nem and Alex are traveling in the Charmsmobile….
Nem- Are you sure this is a good idea?
Alex- You know Rach, if I'm going to do it, I have to do it properly.
Nem- Can't you do it properly without her dad knowing?
Alex- Erm, no?
Nem- But it would involve less broken bones.
Alex- And less money. Weddings aren't cheap you know.
Nem- True. So you've got your speech ready?
Alex- It's not really a speech…
Nem- It's twenty pages long, what else could it be?
Alex- Well, you know me.
Nem- Ah. Twenty half written speeches then.
Alex- Something like that, yeah.
Nem- So here we are, the mansion….
Alex- That was quick.
Nem- Yeah, who was driving anyway?
Alex- You were meant to be….
Nem- Oh right, yeah forgot.
Alex- I realized that when we almost got crushed by that truck…
Nem- We didn't die did we? Anyways, let's go in…
Alex- Ok.
Nem- Wait, you're not going to tell me to wait here, because of the inevitable chaos I will cause?
Alex- You know, I don't know I can go in.
Nem- Why the sudden change of heart?
Alex- Don't ask me, you're writing the damn thing.
Nem-Oh yeah.
Alex- Anyway, go give this note to one of the butlers, tell him to give it to Mr Drake.
Nem grins, having been given an important task, and strides towards the door of the mansion, conveniently tripping over and throwing random pieces of paper that he happened to have on the floor. Picking them up quickly, he knocks on the door.
Butler- You rang?
Nem- Er, yeah. Could you give this to Mr Drake please?
Butler- Are you sure that is the right bit of paper sir?
Nem- Pretty sure, yeah.
Butler- We wouldn't want any mix ups, would we?
Nem- Nope. Can you also ask Mr Drake to send Alex his answer as soon as he can?
Butler- Yes, sir.
With that, Nem runs back to the Charmsmobile before it skids away.
**
89) Did you not see this coming?
Chi- That was Alex! Why didn't he come to see me? I was right, he hates me!
Hannah- Here, have some more Jaffa Cakes.
Mrs Drake- Dear, Alex was just here.
Chi- I know! And he didn't want to see me!
Mrs Drake- He had a note for Father.
Chi- He couldn't even dump me to my face?
Mrs Drake- It was nothing like that dear. Your father has this message for him. Alex has his complete approval, and the support of all of us.
Chi- What?
Mrs Drake- I think you should ask Alex, don't you dear?
Chi- Erm, ok. To Pokecharms!
Hannah- Me too!
As the two girls dash out of the house, Mr Drake enters.
Mr Drake- Has she gone to see him?
Mrs Drake- Yes dear.
Mr Drake- Good. He should have gone to her straight away. I don't know why I needed to be involved.
Mr Drake places the note he was given on the table, as the camera pans round to it.
Nope, to blurry, try again.
Better.
"Dear Sir,
I have recently decided that I would like to become the worlds first penguin juggler.
Your support in this matter would be highly appreciated."
At the bottom of the note is a scrawled signature, which to the untrained eye looks like a scribble, but to us, the awesome viewer/reader, we all know it says "Nem".
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Pokepok
LOL! I really, really liked your story, Nem. It was exceptionally funny!
The Pokemon Chronicles are as good as ever, if not better!
(I have never replied, but that does not mean that I have not been reading these fun stories)
The Pokemon Chronicles are as good as ever, if not better!
(I have never replied, but that does not mean that I have not been reading these fun stories)
I love this. Seriously. Whenever I need to laugh, I read this.
Keep it up
Keep it up