Psycho Monkey
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When will it be cool enough to go for a walk?
When will it be cool enough to go for a walk?
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The Stupid Game!
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The sound, it shalt never die, as decreed by God.
Dammit, where did Mario Paint Composer go? D:
Dammit, where did Mario Paint Composer go? D:
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sheesheesh
In your...
WHAT FU-?! *explosion*
WHAT FU-?! *explosion*
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*throws away grenade pin and walks away quietly*
How many more grenades do you think I have?
How many more grenades do you think I have?
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sheesheesh
One. And it's in your underwear, exploding in three... two... one... *explosion*
I'm assuming you're going to be a virgin the rest of your life. Am I correct?
I'm assuming you're going to be a virgin the rest of your life. Am I correct?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
You couldn't be more wrong.
Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
Well, that depends.
What IS your phobia?
What IS your phobia?
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sheesheesh
Yes, but the only way to do that is by wrestling a shark.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Two! Get back in your crib wittle baby!
What is the square root of pi?
What is the square root of pi?
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sheesheesh
Old-school!
How did my dog open the door?
How did my dog open the door?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you're dog is smarter than you.
Why the hell am I awake so early?
Why the hell am I awake so early?
Because you ate pie!
Where did you get the pie?
Where did you get the pie?
From my stomach!
Why are you an Ivysaur?
Why are you an Ivysaur?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because he evolved near Snowpoint
Why do people ask whay someone is what they are?
Why do people ask whay someone is what they are?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because people are too lazy to type POH!KEMON (even I just copy/pasted)
Why did I think it was a good idea to restart my Yellow Version?
Why did I think it was a good idea to restart my Yellow Version?
For the exact same reason I restared in Pearl: nothing left to do.
A wizard wants to drop the same amount of rabbits at five different houses. To get to each house (including the first), he has to cross a magic river. Every time he crosses a river, the number of rabbits he has doubles. When he leaves the last house, he doesn't have any rabbits left. How many rabbits did he have to start off with (And no, it can't be zero)
A wizard wants to drop the same amount of rabbits at five different houses. To get to each house (including the first), he has to cross a magic river. Every time he crosses a river, the number of rabbits he has doubles. When he leaves the last house, he doesn't have any rabbits left. How many rabbits did he have to start off with (And no, it can't be zero)
187 KABILLION!
Why do I eat cheese?
Why do I eat cheese?
Because it's orange?
Why does everyone hate Pokémon, one of the best games ever??
Why does everyone hate Pokémon, one of the best games ever??
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Because of a brainwasher who tells people it's bad!
What am I talking about?
What am I talking about?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I have no idea.
Can you feel it? The moon's power! *goes berserk!*
Can you feel it? The moon's power! *goes berserk!*
Only when the camels eat in it.
Who has money for nothing?
Who has money for nothing?
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sheesheesh
Do Slurpees count as nothing?
Only if they're struck by lightning!
Why is light so bright?
Why is light so bright?
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sheesheesh
Because otherwise, you have to.
Why is 1" above average considered "pretty tall"?
Why is 1" above average considered "pretty tall"?
Because it's easier to get struck by lightning!
Why is chocolate so delicious?
Why is chocolate so delicious?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because it contains endorphans that make people happy.
Do you have any chocolate?
Do you have any chocolate?
Maybe my pet kitteh does!
Are you a psychotic monkey?
Are you a psychotic monkey?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Allow me to answer your question with one of my own.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Yeppers, you definitely are an insane primate!
Why are you such a good writer? >.>
Why are you such a good writer? >.>
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I just am.
Any more questions?
Any more questions?
Only if she wants to eat a hippo.
Do I have any common sense whatsoever in my thumbs?
Do I have any common sense whatsoever in my thumbs?
Of course not! Only idiots have common sense!
Why do people ask these stupid questions?
Why do people ask these stupid questions?
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