The Stupid Game!

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

42 farts per hour....

What do the Knight Who Say Knee say?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Herring.

Who are the badgers voting for?

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Yoda the Jedi.

Who eats through their ears?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

People who hear through their mouth.

If you don't know the answer to a question, should you A) BS the answer so that it sounds right, or B) Start spouting jibberish in another language so that the questioner thinks you don't know English?

 

[KoL]

You C) Deliver the PINGAS PAWNCH to the person asking the question, neutralizing the person and thus rendering the question...for all to enjoy.

Cookies to whoever gets the obscure reference in the answer.

What is the King of Hyrule having for dinner?

 

[Aura]

Those cookies because he got the reference.

Who do evil space monkey's secretly worship?

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Arnold Schwarchennegar.

Who stole the eye cookies?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*munch crunch nom*

What eye cookies?

 

[sheesheesh]

The ones that don't exist.

Is Aristotle speaking in third person?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Yes, because he thinks that would make him cool. Fail.

Why is it that sometimes people seem bright until they start talking?

 

[POH!KEMON]

Because they don't take English class that often.

Why is Asia and Europe close together on Earth?

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Because Africa filled a restraining order against Europe.

Who killed the dark monkey dude?

 

[Brendan Savem]

Psycho did, there can only be one evil monkey lord.

Does dark monkey dude = Psycho Monkey?

 

[POH!KEMON]

In MysticalMonkeyMan's mind...

What does E=mc2 mean?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Elephants mate constantly in February

Who is this dark monkey dude everyone keeps talking about?

 

[RoboticZebra]

Chuck Norris.

Why is Forest Green a color?

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Because woody green sounds stupid.

Why do cartoons portray squirrels as insane rats on speed?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Because squirrels are insane rodents on speed

I know why squirrels are insane rats on speed, do you?

 

[Brendan Savem]

Well, you can't be British if you don't. So yes, I do, and it's a closely guarded secret...

Are you British? If not, then you probably don't know why squirrels are insane rats on speed.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I'm not British, but I do know that because squirrels are constantly preyed upon by larger animals they take speed to stay awake and on guard. The stress of such a life style has made them completely insane.

Is that the answer you seek?

 

[Brendan Savem]

One of them. *whispers* because they need it to stand a chance against the mutant black squirrels in the nut wars.

You didn't hear anything, right?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*puts hand to ear*

I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

[Brendan Savem]

no I didn't...

Do you know of the mutant black squirrels?

 

[sheesheesh]

*slaps Brendan*

ARE YOU ON SHROOMS?!

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

No, zat would be your MUZZER.

Did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Oops.

Was I supposed to?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Then we still have a problem. >>;

What is Love?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT, WAIT, A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

What? It was obvious! Watch, he'll turn red any second now! ... Any... second... now... See? Red! Oh. Wait. That's blood.

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Teapot]

YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB IF -CRACK- aaargh my spiiiiiine

When in doubt, use a gun. And if that don't work, then what?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Hope you're faster.

Were ancient human cultures really visited by aliens?

 

[Teapot]

Just so long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.

Feelings? You know what 'as feelings?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a GOLF TROPHY.

What makes ME a good Demoman?

 

[Teapot]

If I were a BAD Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussing it with you, now would I?

One wayward pinch o' potassium chloride, one errant twitch... and?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

KABLOOIE!

Oh no. Who touched Sascha?

... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

 

[Teapot]

... Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... -sniff- maybe.

Right, listen up. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. I'mma ...?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Completely BONKers. That's kind of a big deal.

When tackling, unwittingly, with a Demoman, what would invariably happen to what remains of you?

 

[Teapot]

Oh, they'd have to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

When loading animals onto a boat, what do you then do to them?

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

If you're Sun Tzu, you beat the crap out of every single one.

Under what condition is a bunch of animals gathered in one place NOT a Zoo?

 

[Teapot]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

Just so long as there's two people left on the planet, what will happen?