Fifteen nutshells and one cosmic anomaly.
If a starship moves three parsecs to the north, one parsec to the east, then folds space three times, loops around Jupiter, folds space again, maneuvers smashingly through an asteroid field evading space pirates, giant asteroid-dwelling space worms and a sentient omnipotent nebula named Bob, all the while its crew is doing the Hokey Pokey - will it eventually, when it reaches Earth, destroy it with a massive Shoryuken to the Pacific Ocean? If so, please provide a diagram of the forces involved in the question (both their light side and their dark side), the exact course calculations for the slingshot around Jupiter, and finally, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. A can of pickled cucumbers will be awarded to the first person to answer correctly. As for the rest of you guys, the answer is thirty three and a half times times nine thousand and one divided by 7179.369047619047619047619047619.
Now what the hell was the question again?