The Stupid Game!

[SineCosineTangent]

Because you are. :3

Why am I gaining sanity?

 

[Tunolipede]

I dunno, but for asking that I'm gonna need to haunt you. (For no reason, I guess.)

Do you mind?

 

[Piemaster]

Bombs?

What is 3.1415926535854278336349907477202174466167?

 

[jertyuiop]

Cake. No, not cake... doughnut. Something like that.

If Z(x-4) = 2b then what is b?

 

[zezzyman]

The letter between A and C

What is my cat thinking about RIGHT NOW?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

World Domination

Are you going to Otakon in two weeks?

 

[Tunolipede]

Nope.

Why the hell did my big brother learn the 'Best Day Ever' song from Spongebob (and not the Campfire song)? D:

 

[Mr. Cacti]

78951022351223.00 is the number dxghcgvbfdsdhfvc.


Why is we stupid

 

[Tunolipede]

We wos robbed.

Who robbed uz?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Your parents because they mated with their sibling.

You are aware of the fact that you're parents are brother and sister right?

 

[sheesheesh]

They could use a lawyer.

I forgot why they need a lawyer.

 

[Aura]

They don't need one. You do.

Why does Ari need a lawyer?

 

[Brendan Savem]

Because he does not have the 2009 edition of Universal Law for Dummies!

Will I get big presents tomorrow?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Yup. I just ordered you a stripper for your birthday.

Do you think Brendan will enjoy his lap dance?

 

[Tunolipede]

I don't know. It matters if he's gay or not.

What the hell?

 

[Brendan Savem]

Yes, hell... the devil's home... he did invite you over for dinner on Friday, you know.

What to do with a stripper?

 

[Tunolipede]

Something in Psycho Monkey's distorted mind.

Happy birthday?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

It's not my birthday

Why is it that it was hot every day this week until today when I'm able to get in my Grandma's pool?

 

[sheesheesh]

God regrets making you.

Do you like Helium?

 

[GengarsShadow52]

ooooooooooooh yeah! >squeaky voice<

Can anyone touch MC Hammer?

 

[sheesheesh]

Yes, but nobody can touch this. Not even U.

Why does Fred have over a million subscribers on YouTube?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Cause he's just that good.

Why does Aristotle think I was made by Lord Kira?

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Since when did he think that?

*points above*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

He said God regret making me. I was made by my parents, and the only God this world knows is the judgement of Kira.

Any more questions?

 

[sheesheesh]

No, not really.

Why does Psycho like Fred?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

...

Who said I did?

 

[sheesheesh]

Cause he's just that good.

Do you have ADHD?

 

[Aura]

What's that?

Can you tell me?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Heckifino

Who put bacon in the soap!? (answer correctly and I give you a cookie )

 

[Aura]

Ummm... an evil space monkey?

Am I right?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

It's actually an Invader Zim reference. It goes like this:

Zim: Who put bacon in the soap!?

Gir: I made it myself!

*Holds out cookie* Do you still want it?

 

[Aura]

Yay! Cookie! Thank you!

Wait. It's not poisoned is it?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

No, you're safe

Why would you think that?

 

[Aura]

It's just a precaution.

Why don't I like bacon?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You don't like bacon! 0_0

Are you vegetarian?

 

[Aura]

No. I just don't like most meats... execpt Chicken... *drools*

Are you shocked about the above fact?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I find it ironic as I like most meats but not chicken. However I will eat chicken if its cooked a certain way.

Do you find this fact ironic?

 

[Aura]

Yes I do. Expecilly because I will eat other meats if they're cooked in a certain way... but mostly because I have to.

Would one reason I don't like beef be because I have trouble digesting it?

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Given that is the same reason I don't eat garlic it is highly believable

Have you ever had one of those moments where things feel like they aren't real?

 

[Aura]

Yup. I have those moments about... twice a day? And I'll start pondering the question I wish I knew... Why/How is there life?

Have you had one of those moments?