Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Sorry, I don't drink soda
Did you know that MD: Code Red kills sperm cells?
Did you know that MD: Code Red kills sperm cells?
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The Stupid Game!
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sheesheesh
Well, good thing I'm not done growing.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
There's scientific evidence to back it up.
How long do you think I can stay awake?
How long do you think I can stay awake?
10 or so days. Then you die D:
Why am I naturally nocturnal?
Why am I naturally nocturnal?
Because you really are a vampire. Either that or you're referring to a different timezone.
Why am I so smart?
Why am I so smart?
Because that's the way it was meant to be.
Why do you have to ask (if you're so smart)?
Why do you have to ask (if you're so smart)?
Because I want people to approve of it.
Why is the world round?
Why is the world round?
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sheesheesh
Because if it were flat, there wouldn't be night or day.
Who likes metal music, other than me?
Who likes metal music, other than me?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
It's alright
Did you know that I know what your answer to this question will be?
Did you know that I know what your answer to this question will be?
You can't say that, because you don't know. I could say yes, you did know. But you don't know, because I'm not saying that. See? I bet you didn't know I was going to say all this. I also bet you didn't know I wasn't going to say that your monkeys raided my house last month!? See! Look at your face, you didn't know I was going to say that last sentence. Your own questions are LIIIEEESS!! ... *collapses*
Do you like ranting?
Do you like ranting?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I love a good rant. Esspecially when the rant turns into a conversation between me and the voices in my head.
Do you believe that I actually knew how Brendan would answer my question?
Do you believe that I actually knew how Brendan would answer my question?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
To answer your nonexistant question, yes you are a moron
Permission to kill the next person to do something stupid?
Permission to kill the next person to do something stupid?
APPROVED
Do you prefer frozen yogurt or ice cream?
Do you prefer frozen yogurt or ice cream?
He bit you because you're tasty. Believe me. I should know.
Wait, what did I just say ... ?
Wait, what did I just say ... ?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*Staps Tunduli with a wooden stake* Nope, just a creepy stalker.
Can you help me dispose of the body?
Can you help me dispose of the body?
Why of course that`s what I do for living!
Why can`t I get a better job?
Why can`t I get a better job?
Because now that I'm dead, I haunt you for a living.
Why are people so useless?
Why are people so useless?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Humans will be humans
Why didn't you answer my question?
Why didn't you answer my question?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
One
What time is it?
What time is it?
MAGNITUDE 10!
Why did the Borg Drone cross the road?
Why did the Borg Drone cross the road?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
To crush a n00b
Is that the answer you were looking for?
Is that the answer you were looking for?
The n00bs are irrelevant. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
(shoots the drone with a 50mm Desert Eagle from point blank range) ADAPT TO THIS, YOU CYBER-ZOMBIFIED BITCH. (feeds the remains to Species 8472)
Anyway....
Do you eat your pants in your wildest dreams?
(shoots the drone with a 50mm Desert Eagle from point blank range) ADAPT TO THIS, YOU CYBER-ZOMBIFIED BITCH. (feeds the remains to Species 8472)
Anyway....
Do you eat your pants in your wildest dreams?
No. I eat other people's pants.
Why am I so disturbing?
Why am I so disturbing?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you are.
Why is it that last time I beat Kingdom Hearts II Demyx was a challenging but managable boss, but this time I'm getting my ass handed to me? Keep in mind it's the same difficulty as before.
Why is it that last time I beat Kingdom Hearts II Demyx was a challenging but managable boss, but this time I'm getting my ass handed to me? Keep in mind it's the same difficulty as before.
Because the first time you fought him he didn't know what you were capable of. Now he knows, he won't go easy on you and you get your ass whooped. Simple.
Want me to haunt him?
Want me to haunt him?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
No, I'd rather fight my own battles. (So long as Donald and Goofy can stay alive long enough for me to use Summons and Drives when needed >
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Why did my back suddenly spasm?
)Why did my back suddenly spasm?
When I made it. Obv'.
Aren't my superior-ghostly powers so great? *wink wink*
Aren't my superior-ghostly powers so great? *wink wink*
Nah, mine are better.
Why is summer corn so tasty?
Why is summer corn so tasty?
To get to the other side~
Why did I imprison our galaxy in a small marble?
Why did I imprison our galaxy in a small marble?
YOU WHA-
We're sorry, the person typing this just exploded for reasons beyond man.
To continue, please repair him.
Scream at the top of your lungs and pound the keyboard in fury to continue.
PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
"Where's the 'ANY' key?" ~Homer Simpson
We're sorry, the person typing this just exploded for reasons beyond man.
To continue, please repair him.
Scream at the top of your lungs and pound the keyboard in fury to continue.
PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
"Where's the 'ANY' key?" ~Homer Simpson
The any key is on your face. Just smash it against the keyboard, sooner or later it'll work.
Why am I so hungry?
Why am I so hungry?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because, like me, you have an erratic metabolism. You are never full, just less hungry. It takes a full gormet meal to satisfy your hunger.
Did I spell gormet right?
Did I spell gormet right?
No, it's gourmet. Only missed a u.
Why do I know how to spell that word?
Why do I know how to spell that word?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you know how to spell words.
Why do I feel like I'm loosing what little sanity I have left!?
Why do I feel like I'm loosing what little sanity I have left!?
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