Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
When ever I fade into darkness
Do you like to fade into darkness?
Do you like to fade into darkness?
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The Stupid Game!
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Let's see... In Pearl, my name is Ari~! so yeah.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Vacuums are suposed to suck
Why must the fan make such an annoying screetching sound?
Why must the fan make such an annoying screetching sound?
Because they blow...
Why don't potatoes make sounds?
Why don't potatoes make sounds?
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sheesheesh
They do. You just aren't high yet.
If a cat jumps into a trash can, does it become kitty litter?
If a cat jumps into a trash can, does it become kitty litter?
No, it becomes Trashcat, and Trashcat is Not Amused.
If a tree falls in the forest and the only one to hear it is a mime, would he make a sound?
If a tree falls in the forest and the only one to hear it is a mime, would he make a sound?
Nope.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does Chuck Norris kill whoever isn't there?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does Chuck Norris kill whoever isn't there?
Only if the tree falls on him.
... Which begs the question - How much wood WOULD Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck wood? (because we know he could, he's Chuck Norris.)
... Which begs the question - How much wood WOULD Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck wood? (because we know he could, he's Chuck Norris.)
Friday is the name of his horse.
Mermaids or Manatees - Does it Really Matter?
Mermaids or Manatees - Does it Really Matter?
That's a good question.
DOES it really matter?
DOES it really matter?
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Actually, he passed out for four days while he was gone.
As for Jirachan's question, NO.
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, what does baby oil come from?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I could answer that, but that seems more like a parent-offspring discussion.
Have you had that discussion yet?
Have you had that discussion yet?
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sheesheesh
Yes, but I got it from a guy on YouTube named Shane Dawson. LOLWUT.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
What ever they can digest
If the you could kill any one human, who would it be?
If the you could kill any one human, who would it be?
Dawn... she is so annoying...
Why am i not the ruler of this universe yet?
Why am i not the ruler of this universe yet?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you are unworthy
Why must humans be so arrogant?
Why must humans be so arrogant?
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sheesheesh
Actually, you're the only arrogant one.
Why won't Obama answer my phone calls?
Why won't Obama answer my phone calls?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
(Ass! I'm not human! >
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To answer your question, he has nothing to say to you.
I'm hungry, when is lunch?
)To answer your question, he has nothing to say to you.
I'm hungry, when is lunch?
Tonight.
Why does POH! have lyrics to Don't Trust Me in his siggy?
Why does POH! have lyrics to Don't Trust Me in his siggy?
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sheesheesh
Because he's insane, like Yoshimitsu.
Why does my friend Lucas like DragonForce so much?
Why does my friend Lucas like DragonForce so much?
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A "metal" band that incorporates "video game elements" into their "music". A.K.A. Cheesy power metal band.
Have you ever said something rude about me?
Have you ever said something rude about me?
I'm saying something rude about you now, you little Pikachu-avatar'd waste of breathable atmosphere.
(frankly you walked into that one)
Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?
(frankly you walked into that one)
Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because the shoe wanted to make things interesting
Where did this cut on the back of my finger come from?
Where did this cut on the back of my finger come from?
Because bananas are afraid of him.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, who pecked the pic of peppered pickles?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, who pecked the pic of peppered pickles?
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sheesheesh
A birdie.
Is yo mamma really as fat, ugly, dumb, etc., as everyone says she is?
Is yo mamma really as fat, ugly, dumb, etc., as everyone says she is?
With Aristotle's mom.
Why are teletubbies so stupid?
Why are teletubbies so stupid?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why does my driveway hate me? While going out to get the mail today I skinned the same toe as I did last month doing the same thing. Why me?
Why does my driveway hate me? While going out to get the mail today I skinned the same toe as I did last month doing the same thing. Why me?
For Poh!kemon:Because Barney's a swearing drug-dealer
For Psycho: Because you re-curbed it recently, and streets and driveways don't like it because then the neighbors will mock them
Why would Psycho even consider seeing Aristotle's mother?
For Psycho: Because you re-curbed it recently, and streets and driveways don't like it because then the neighbors will mock them
Why would Psycho even consider seeing Aristotle's mother?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I didn't. The n00bs are morons.
Why aren't there any small band-aides in the first aid kit?
Why aren't there any small band-aides in the first aid kit?
Because you needed the space for the cupcake (Invader Zim scene)
Why don't girls ever try to make the first move?
Why don't girls ever try to make the first move?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I wonder that myself.
Could a knowledgable female answer Brendan's (and my)question?
Could a knowledgable female answer Brendan's (and my)question?
We aren't interested unless we're preps.
Why are preps so annoying?
Why are preps so annoying?
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