Nope.
Do you photograph?
Do you photograph?
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The Stupid Game!
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Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because I made the mistake of letting it out of its Pokeball.
Why did it have to posses my DS and fly away?
Why did it have to posses my DS and fly away?
S
sheesheesh
Cause you just lost the game.
Can you read this?
Can you read this?
because it's scientificly processed chocolate, and that catches people's ears these days...
Who is in trouble?
Who is in trouble?
the Nestle comapany, of course.
Why the hell did a shiny Castform just brake the chain of my 39 eevees?
Why the hell did a shiny Castform just brake the chain of my 39 eevees?
Because it LOVES YOU 
Why do zombies eat brains?
Why do zombies eat brains?
Because they're tasty.
How would I know that? D:
How would I know that? D:
Because you're a zombie
Why don't zombies eat kidneys?
Why don't zombies eat kidneys?
They filter blood, and therefore have all sorts of nasty junk in them nephrons D:
Why must a single kidney have 1 million nephrons?
Why must a single kidney have 1 million nephrons?
It doesn't, just as long as it's over 900000
What's over 9000?
What's over 9000?
GOKU'S POWER LEVEL DDDD:
What's UNDER 9000?
What's UNDER 9000?
Your ratings multiplied by ten-thousand
What's equal to 9000
What's equal to 9000
9000.
Why did I just lose the game?
Why did I just lose the game?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Cause you're not getting any
Who want's to join me in winning the game?
Who want's to join me in winning the game?
S
sheesheesh
Not me.
Why is Jirachan singing "We Got The Beat" by The Go-Gos?
Why is Jirachan singing "We Got The Beat" by The Go-Gos?
Because Jirachan has the beat. Obviously.
Why does my head hurt?
Why does my head hurt?
S
sheesheesh
BECAUSE I JUST ATE YOUR BRAINS. DURRR.
Why is Rush so awesome?
Why is Rush so awesome?
Because you fancy it.
Why is everything I say true?
Why is everything I say true?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you are incapable of lying
Why does my home computer suck?
Why does my home computer suck?
Because it's oldy and moldy D:
Why does MY computer suck more?
Why does MY computer suck more?
Because.... I don't know. :3
Why is my computer so fast?
Why is my computer so fast?
Because it's OSSUM. Y'know, like Awesome. With an O, two S's, a U, and an M.
Why are there so many ostriches?
Why are there so many ostriches?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because they are very good at reproducing
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
No. I'm in a dead zone. Maybe I should switch to Verizon, home of the nation's largest 3G Network.
Should I switch to Verizon?
Should I switch to Verizon?
They aren't always. *pulls out picture of barfing smiley*
Why is that so disturbing?
Why is that so disturbing?
Because normally when you barf, you're not smiling D:
Why is it raining so much where I am?
Why is it raining so much where I am?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Attention Duelists! Toru's hair is better than mine!
Can I have some of SCT's rain?
Can I have some of SCT's rain?
Sure. *said with a New York accent *
Can I have less heat?
*Can I have less heat?
Yes, yes you can. *sends you rain*
Has Jirachan received the rain I sent yet?
Has Jirachan received the rain I sent yet?
No, you forgot to pay for shipping and handling, so the workers were clumsy with it and it broke along the way
How do you break rain?
How do you break rain?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
By sending out Groudon
How often do you preemulate?
How often do you preemulate?
Don't know
Why are Psycho Monkey's questions so diffucult
Why are Psycho Monkey's questions so diffucult
Because he's just that awesome.
Why is Ebola Zaire more awesome than him?
Why is Ebola Zaire more awesome than him?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
*Sets Ebola Zaire on fire*
I'm sorry, what was that?
I'm sorry, what was that?
S
sheesheesh
Err, fire.
Would you like fries with that?
Would you like fries with that?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Ok, but make them crispy. I hate those squishy fries.
Can I have a bottle of water with that?
Can I have a bottle of water with that?
S
sheesheesh
Nah. Instead you get a mix of Mountain Dew: Code Red and root beer.
Do you drink it? (LOL, RPG MOMENT.)
Do you drink it? (LOL, RPG MOMENT.)
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