The Vending Machine Game!

[Tunolipede]

Hey! I've seen this somewhere, can't remember where ... anyway, I don't see that this has been done before on here, so here goes.

It's simple: The first post inserts something into the 'vending machine' and then the second post gets something out. Then the same post inserts something, and so on. So it might be a bit like this:

1st Post: *inserts coffee*
2nd Post: Gets cocoa beans
*inserts nuts*

So yeah. I'll start.

*inserts my hand*

 

[Piemaster]

You get a coupon that when inserted you get something random. (Can be used later)

*inserts cake*

 

[jertyuiop]

Gets icing

*inserts a belue berry*

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets Razz Berry (pokemon reference xD)

*inserts a phone*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Taiwanese Bootleg Legendary.

*Inserts the Fourth Leg of Arceus*

 

[Teapot]

You get another sixty-eight legendaries, each more godly than the last!

-inserts some antimatter-

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get No Matter.

*Inserts Mind Over Matter*

 

[Newprofile001]

You win a slot machine!

I insert a quarter and some pocket lint.

 

[Piemaster]

You get punched by the machine.


*inserts a :

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get fired!

*Inserts a God. Here. Have a Deus In Machina*

 

[Piemaster]

I get punched.

*inserts an Arwing*

(Do a barrel roll!!!!)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get an X-Wing. Now try levitating it.

*Inserts a green muppet with supreme mastery over The Force*

 

[Newprofile001]

You won a pair of shotgun sells and a rubber hammer.

I insert a revolver.

 

[Piemaster]

You get lazered by Dr. Octagonapus.

*inserts Chao walker from Sonic Adventure 2*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Get teh kyutness

*Inserts a rocket launcher*

 

[Newprofile001]

You win a Stel about to ROCKET LAWN CHAIR you.

I insert yer brain.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get my warped reality yet sharp intellect

I insert the hope of the universe

 

[Newprofile001]

You get the BSoD.

I insert antidisestablishmentarianism

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

*Inserts Ubiquinone*

 

[Piemaster]

The Vending machine explodes.

*calls someone to fix it*

 

[Newprofile001]

Opportunity!

WRENCH GET!
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I insert the key.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a Keyblade

I insert a heart

 

[Piemaster]

The vending machine spits it out.

*inserts Groudon*

 

[Newprofile001]

The machine melts. Congratulations, you just beat the game!

I drop another Vending Machine.

(Suicide game reference.)

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Yet another vending machine comes out. So now we have three: The original one, the one you dropped, and the one that popped out of it.

I insert three pineapples.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are, standing in a row.

(Inserts Zeeky Boogy Doog)

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Aaand explosions occur D:

I put in my old Pokemon Yellow version, which I just found on my desk. Warning, I went to glitch city over 9,000 times, and my Pikachu eternally hates me.

 

[Piemaster]

Both off the vending machines warp to the 231,998th dimension.

*drops another one then inserts Pokemon emerald*

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Out pops a large spiral galaxy, much like our own.

I put in a pad of star-shaped sticky notes.

 

[Newprofile001]

The "PLEASE INSERT CORRECT CHANGE" light glows dimly...

 

[SineCosineTangent]

What did you put in?

Since you put in nothing, you get a pineapple. One that is green. Because it's a space pineapple.

I put in ten banana creme pies.

 

[Newprofile001]

The "PLEASE INSERT CORRECT CHANGE" light goes out as 9 of the pies are hurled at your face.

Out Of Gaming- Classics. I like them.

I insert a $100 bill.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get back a penny. And that's it.

I put in a graphing calculator.

 

[Newprofile001]

You get $99.99 and a soda.

I insert my penny.

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get three pennies!

I put in EVA Unit 01.

 

[Newprofile001]

You get a live nuke.

I put in another penny.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get executed for high levels of annoyance.

*Shoves all the excess vending machines into the one in the best mechanical state*

 

[SineCosineTangent]

Out pops a toaster. With bread inside! All you gotta do is plug it in, and then BAM. Toast.

I put in a satellite.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get government secrets

I put in Area 51

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get aliens! Little green ones. They insist on eating your brain.

I put in a small frog.