The Vending Machine Game!

[Brendan Savem]

You get El

*shovels a pile of candy into the vending machine*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get 3 pennies back.

I insert all the Poke'mon named after Tunduli.

 

[jertyuiop]

Gets a cacnea named 'Mr. Cacti'

*inserts a mushroom*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get Mario and Luigi

I insert The universe

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Time Paradox!

*Inserts Snake*

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets a bandana, cigarette, and an IQ of 120!

*inserts brainpower*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

The machine clicks, whirrs, and then fires several very heavy UNIX manuals at you at extremely high velocity. OW. That's gotta hurt. But then, where there's no sense, there's no feeling!

(Inserts a whip-wielding adventurer/archaeologist which may or may not be portrayed by Harrison Ford.)

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get...ME, Mr. Cacti.

I insert Uxie.

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets a twitching alien who supposedly helped create human kind.

*shoves the alien back into the machine*

 

[**BeginwiththeEnd**]

You get a pelican-looking alien that would suit more as an Animal-Crossing character!

*Inserts highly annoying fairy name Navi.*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get the Faces Of Evil CDi.

*inserts Hitler*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a Nazi vending machine

I insert a bowling ball, a deck of cards, the original Super Smash Brothers, and a cheese pizza.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get your next two birthday parties.

I throw the Nazi vending machine off a cliff and replace it.

 

[Newprofile001]

You get an anvil falling out of the sky.

KLUNK!

I insert a safe deposit box with an AK47 in it into the machine.

 

[Aura]

You get imploded.

I insert 'charms.

 

[Newprofile001]

You get a trainer card.

I insert a keyboard.

 

[Aura]

Watch out for the moniter!

I insert a tv (somehow)

 

[Newprofile001]

You get a VCR.

I insert Stel again, and press the "PEPSI" button after putting in four more quarters.

 

[Aura]

You get an armblade in your head.

I insert White Tiger by Kylie Chan. (very good book. Very awesome.)

 

[Newprofile001]

You get your old avvie (which is awesome, btw)

I insert a Pepsi-Cola.

 

[Aura]

You get a lot of mentos.

I insert a drawing of 'Aura the Lucario' by littlemisssunshine (I have a habbit of searching really old topics for some reason...)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Puff the Magic Dragon.

I insert a bong.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get high!

I insert Zero

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get 10.

*inserts a clipboard*

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets a chocolate-board.

*inserts $2*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get your worst nightmare... For $2.00!!!

Inserts recording of a creepy voice saying: " Hello. This is your worst nightmare."

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a tape recording of a Spartan yelling "TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!"

*Inserts crackers*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get cheese.

I insert your mother.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get mauled by rabid geese.

(Inserts the mauled corpse)

 

[Aura]

You get a judge.

I insert a sock sandwich

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a sweaty jockstrap on wheat bread

I insert dog hair

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get an impaled Psycho Monkey.

I insert the impaled Psycho Monkey.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I come out and drive my sword through your chest

I insert the murder weapon

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get the key to Mr. Cacti's trailer. The empty one.

I insert my Soul.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Rotom

I insert a possessed doll

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Astronaut Tails.

*insertificates a fast food restaurant*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get Mr. Cacti back alive.

I insert Me.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get out.

I hit you with a shovel and stuff you into the machine.

 

[Aura]

You get nothing, it's blocked.

I insert a picture of myself

 

[sheesheesh]

The machine explodes.

I buy another with mah sue money. $_$