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The Vending Machine Game!

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
The machine clicks, whirrs, and then fires several very heavy UNIX manuals at you at extremely high velocity. OW. That's gotta hurt. But then, where there's no sense, there's no feeling!

(Inserts a whip-wielding adventurer/archaeologist which may or may not be portrayed by Harrison Ford.)

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get a Nazi vending machine

I insert a bowling ball, a deck of cards, the original Super Smash Brothers, and a cheese pizza.


You get your next two birthday parties.

I throw the Nazi vending machine off a cliff and replace it.
You get a lot of mentos.

I insert a drawing of 'Aura the Lucario' by littlemisssunshine (I have a habbit of searching really old topics for some reason...)