The Vending Machine Game!

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Mary Sue.

(Inserts the Matrix)

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a table (only 40% of people in Pokecharms can understand how this works)

Inserts Pi

 

[Stark]

You get Theta.

Inserts Pokecharms.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get Mr. Cacti.

I insert myself out of LoN's hands.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

The vending machine doesn't take trash so it spits you back out

I insert a bag of cookies

 

[sheesheesh]

You get my grandmother.

*inserts Snorlax*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get a Cacturne's arm stuck through your head.

I insert Ari.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get sued.

I insert that girl in the ad that haunts me whenever I'm here.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get killed by it.

I insert the dead Ari.

 

[sheesheesh]

The girl becomes a necrophile, and I run out screaming.

I insert Psycho Monkey.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I come out and stab you in the face with my sword

I insert a device that prevents me from getting stuffed in that vending machine a third time

 

[sheesheesh]

It malfunctions.

I insert Psycho Monkey again.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get an Invincibility Star.

I insert $2.00.

 

[Tunolipede]

You get a pair of clean sockies.

*inserts a Jigglypuff's toes*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get a toeless Jigglypuff bent on revenge.

I insert Psycho Monkey. ( For those who don't know he is dead with 3 holes in his chest.)

 

[sheesheesh]

The machine gets bored and runs to a convenience store.

I replace the machine with a vending machine in top condition. Then I insert Mr. Cacti.

 

[Tunolipede]

I get my quarter back.

I insert rubber bands.

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get them shot back at your face by me, Mr. Cacti.

I insert my couch for the house I made in this machine. I also change the thing on the front to say: ABSOLUTLY NO PSYCHO MONKEY. DEAD OR ALIVE.

 

[Newprofile001]

You get a boot to the head.

I press the PEPSI button after inserting a Pepsi.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a machine of massive destructive properieties, who promptly shoots Aristotle, Psycho Monkey and Mr. Cacti, with deadly accuracy, and replaces their charred corpses with dimwitted repetitive robots. Unsurprisingly, no one can tell the difference.

(Inserts a Hive Engine)

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get body slammed by a Snorlax.

I insert my robot-self

 

[sheesheesh]

You get electrocuted.

I insert Stel.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a very pissed off Mod with armblades

I insert my dignity hoping to get back my intellegence which I obviously misplaced this afternoon. (Is very ashamed :-[)

 

[Aura]

You get some random person who slaps you for some reason which no one knows (not even the person)

I insert blue tack

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a blue sword

I insert a half eaten watermelon

 

[sheesheesh]

The moisture of the half-eaten watermelon causes the vending machine you inserted it into to explode and create a black hole, thus killing everyone on Earth. Would you like fries with that? End of game. You lose. I win...

Nah. Just kidding. You get a quarter-eaten watermelon.

*inserts a whirlpool*

 

[Secad MS]

*Gets soaked by a waterfall*

Hey, Fi, why don't you check out that vending machine...

*inserts Fi*

 

[jertyuiop]

*gets a rattata who seems pyroknetic*

*inserts a boiled egg*

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You get Chidori'd

I insert a kunai, hoping to steal all the money.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Suddenly, A biomechanical tendril emerges from the machine. And another one. And another one. Before you can figure out what is going on, a massive, biomechanical squid-like beast emerges from the heart of the machine, crawling menacingly upon a fanned-out array of tendrils... And with a silent command from him, the beast proceeds to rend, slaughter and devour Mr. Cacti and Aristotle. You do NOT eff around with StellarWind Elsydeon.

The strange creature proceeds to return into the vending machine from whence it came.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a marvalous creature that deserves our respect

I insert a CD

 

[Secad MS]

The vending machine doesn't like me, so it sharpens it's edges and spits it out in my face, cutting me.

I insert fire.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get Ash

*Inserts the master muffin*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a blueberry flavored muffin (I'll take it if you don't want it)

I insert my work ID

 

[Mr. Cacti]

You win $999,999 Poke'dollars.

I insert $1.50

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a Mallet

I insert a Darknut

 

[Tunolipede]

I get a pile of -beep-.

*inserts myself (again)*

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get a note, written on a small, torn sheet of paper that reads:
"If one more person gets pushed into the machine, whether it be you or anyone else, and whether it be that person's choice or not, this machine will spit out a tangent universe that will destroy the current universe. Thank you."

That being said, I put in a protractor.

 

[Brendan Savem]

you get a point of view, one in which inserting another person and destroying the current universe is a good thing

That said

I insert Beavis and Butthead

 

[Tunolipede]

Nothing happens.

*inserts candifloss (Cotton Candy, to Americans)*