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The Vending Machine Game!

You get murdered by all the females in the world who just pop up randomly. What comes out of the machine is a porn dvd.

I insert this post
 
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sheesheesh

You get replaced with an emo kid who won't stop bragging about meeting Adam Gontier. Your family then becomes incredibly poor, so they postpone your funeral. By the time your funeral is ready, nobody remembers who you are. I end up being the only one there, so I stuff the emo kid that replaced you into the vending machine.
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
You get a sign that says "We apologize for the inconvenience."

I proceed to be amused at the alternate universe you seem to be trapped in, and proceed to put you out of your misery by shoving said alternate universe into the machine.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get data on how to destroy the world. Then the government detains you and puts you in a padded cell with a staightjacket and muzzle so that you can not use the information you obtained.

I insert a bottle
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
You get Lady Snowblood. Wait, what?

I insert the people responsible for the atrocity that is the English dub of the fourth and fifth seasons of Digimon)
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get 4Kids. Sure they never touched Digimon (that I know of), but they have done a lot worse.

I insert the 4Kids dub of One Piece
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
The the stupidity limit of the vending machine exceeds 9000. It can't take much more.

Will possibly destroy the vending machine by inserting Naruto. Believe it!
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
The machine proceeds to yell in Arabic, grow legs, run off and explode on some innocent bystander.

Sigh. MEDIC!

(Drags a new machine out of a spatial void and inserts a copy of Frank Herbert's masterpiece, "Dune")
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
You get a polypeptide chain composed of a repeating sequence of Tryptophan, Threonine and Phenylalanine.

(For the uninitiated - the one letter amino acid code for Tryptophan is W, T for Threonine and F for Phenylalanine. Try to sequence THAT protein and you get WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF ad infinitum)

*Inserts a plasma relay conduit*
 
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