The Vending Machine Game!

[Brendan Savem]

you get pink candifloss sugar

I insert a Bandicoot

 

[Tunolipede]

I get a polar bear. : D

*inserts penguins*

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get suicidal rocket penguins

Inserts Dr. Cortex

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets a vortex. *Rhyming for the win*

*inserts Space Time Continuum*

 

[**BeginwiththeEnd**]

You got a Palkia which sliced your hand off with Spacial Rend.

*Inserts the GameStop bunny who cusses too much.*

 

[Aura]

You get an annoying Buneary

I insert a mad cat

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get an entire plate of mashed potatoes.

I put in three Expo markers.

 

[sheesheesh]

Jigglypuff comes out.

I insert... boobs!

 

[Aura]

You get murdered by all the females in the world who just pop up randomly. What comes out of the machine is a porn dvd.

I insert this post

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get THIS post.

(injects 50 ccs of epinephrine, STAT)

 

[Tunolipede]

I get a Bidoof.

*inserts an Ambipom's severed 'hand'*

 

[Brendan Savem]

you get a weirdly-shaped Duskull

Insertation of all your money is required, please accept or be devoured

 

[QuilavaEmperor]

I have lost my 2 pennies and now I'm broke.

I insert panthers and jaguars.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Lions and Tigers And Bears. Oh My.

(Inserts a Zulu edition of Harry Potter and the Schnibble of Azimuth)

 

[Piemaster]

You got Mail!

*inserts Snag Machine*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Cyclic Redundancy Check.

(Inserts emotions)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get replaced with an emo kid who won't stop bragging about meeting Adam Gontier. Your family then becomes incredibly poor, so they postpone your funeral. By the time your funeral is ready, nobody remembers who you are. I end up being the only one there, so I stuff the emo kid that replaced you into the vending machine.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a sign that says "We apologize for the inconvenience."

I proceed to be amused at the alternate universe you seem to be trapped in, and proceed to put you out of your misery by shoving said alternate universe into the machine.

 

[sheesheesh]

The machine gives you to Satan.

I insert a flash drive.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get data on how to destroy the world. Then the government detains you and puts you in a padded cell with a staightjacket and muzzle so that you can not use the information you obtained.

I insert a bottle

 

[SineCosineTangent]

You get a whoooole bunch of Unown, flying at top speed out of the machine. They tackle you.

I put in three paperclips.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a briefcase. Hey, that's mine!

I insert my diagnosis of Life Bomb Cancer.

 

[Aura]

You get mouth cancer.

I insert a naughty monkey.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Spinning Top.

(Inserts Rosecliff Island)

 

[Tunolipede]

Gets Easter Island.

*inserts Easter Island head-statue thingy-me-bob*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Moa!

(Inserts a skeleton of a Haast's Eagle)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a revived Haast's Eagle

I insert a Japanese to English dictionary

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get Lady Snowblood. Wait, what?

I insert the people responsible for the atrocity that is the English dub of the fourth and fifth seasons of Digimon)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get 4Kids. Sure they never touched Digimon (that I know of), but they have done a lot worse.

I insert the 4Kids dub of One Piece

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

The vending machine cannot handle the visual style and contemplates suicide.

(Makes matters worse by inserting DBZ)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

The the stupidity limit of the vending machine exceeds 9000. It can't take much more.

Will possibly destroy the vending machine by inserting Naruto. Believe it!

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

The machine proceeds to yell in Arabic, grow legs, run off and explode on some innocent bystander.

Sigh. MEDIC!

(Drags a new machine out of a spatial void and inserts a copy of Frank Herbert's masterpiece, "Dune")

 

[sheesheesh]

You get my grandfather's sand rail.

I insert the WTF blanket.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a polypeptide chain composed of a repeating sequence of Tryptophan, Threonine and Phenylalanine.

(For the uninitiated - the one letter amino acid code for Tryptophan is W, T for Threonine and F for Phenylalanine. Try to sequence THAT protein and you get WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF ad infinitum)

*Inserts a plasma relay conduit*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get lotsa plasma

I insert a Biology text book

 

[POH!KEMON]

You get a Biology teacher.

*Inserts a Weedle*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a joint.

I insert Paramore.

 

[meggido]

You get a joint.

I insert Paramore.

uh... i have no clue wut that is
insert a katana(sword)

 

[Stark]

It impales meggido.

I insert a hospital bed.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

A lazer is fired at you. BBBBLLLLAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!

*Inserts a shoop da whoop*