The Vending Machine Game!

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a copy of Final Fantasy: Dawn of Souls. FFII has as much playability value as a plastic water bottle, after all.

(Inserts the Molten Core of the Earth)

 

[cyanwolfie]

You get a lava rock.

*inserts a Shiny Espeon*

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a vial of fluorescent lime-green liquid of unknown properties... You can vaguely hear it whispering 'help me...' to your mind when you hold it...

*Inserts an Ion Cannon*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a charged particle gun

I insert a bootleg copy of Soul Silver

 

[cyanwolfie]

You get a bootleg copy of Heart Gold.

*inserts a stick of dynamite*

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get Wily Coyote.

*inserts the heat of my house*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get central cooling

I insert a drunken bum on a beach

 

[Jenova]

You get an attractive woman wearing a bikini.

I insert fire. (Wonder how that works..)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get the fiery passion of love for giving me a woman free of charge ;D

I insert another drunken bum in hopes of getting another woman for a three-some.

 

[Piemaster]

You get stuff.

*inserts coupon from page 1*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a soda, and get another one free!

I insert Philemon's joke.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get yourself because you are a joke

I insert Mr. Popo's evil laugh

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get raped by an army of over-steroided female Machokes. Be careful for what you wish for.

*inserts the resulting psychological trauma*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get me in a straight jacket ranting about my experience

I insert one of the female Machokes

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a macho lady in a thong (LAWL FEMALE MACHAMPS ARE FTL)

*inserts a broken stylus*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a broken DS

I insert the Chosen One

 

[Jenova]

You get Princess Cthulhu.

I insert a meteor.

 

[QuilavaEmperor]

You get asteroids.

I insert Flava lava (Whatever his name is.)

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a giant watch that says "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DDDDDDDUEL!!!!!!!!!".

That being said, I insert Obelisk the Tormentor into the cash slot.

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get an ´Obelisk the Tormentor´ card. (what they do to overly powerful Egyptian mythological monsters these days...)

Edit: Shiz! I forgot!

... come on say something before somebody else... *pounds head until brain flys out and falls into the machine*

 

[Toru]

You get knowledge.

I pul out a pistol and shoot a 9mm Caliber round into the machine.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get shot back

I insert a 7-11

 

[sheesheesh]

You get brain freeze.

I insert Satoshi Tajiri.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get the original 151 Pokemon.

*inserts a banana*

 

[Perfect-Chao]

You get a banana split sunday

*inserts a xkcd webcomic*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get ensuing hilarity

I insert a leprechaun

 

[sheesheesh]

SAWDUST OMG

I insert Jirachan after she eats a bowl of ice cream.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get yourself with a finished bowl of ice cream *wipes chocolate off of face*

*inserts a can of soda*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a can of pork soda.

I insert horse testicles.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a horny horse that rapes you

I insert a Game Shark

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Sharpedo. Oh look. Dinner time.

I insert the resulting monkey carcass.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get attacked and torn apart by Evil Space Monkeys

I insert three bags of Doritos

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You get a Super Bowl Party.

I insert a drawing of a stick figure.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

You get a living, breathing stick figure that beats the crap out of you with a baseball bat.

*Inserts a quarter*

 

[sheesheesh]

You get Quenten.

I insert Soul Silver.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a pissed off Red Gyarados

I insert the Red Scale

 

[POH!KEMON]

You get a clumsy Magikarp

I insert a watch.

 

[Jenova]

You get a clock.

I insert a dress.

 

[sheesheesh]

You get a stripper. Oh look. She's walking towards you. What do you do?

I would insert Playboy Magazine if I were you XD

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Loppuny

I insert all twelve Final Fantasies except XI because XI sucked.