You receive one SUPER Blah.
*Inserts the Auto-Romeo-Maker*
*Inserts the Auto-Romeo-Maker*
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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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*the vending machine explodes and a new on falls into the place of the old one*
*inserts a chair*
*inserts a chair*
You get a roll of Astroturf. And a rocket.
*Inserts Lady Gaga*
*Inserts Lady Gaga*
You get Skittles.
*Inserts Skitties*
*Inserts Skitties*
'Gets Yogibear'
'inserts masterball'
'inserts masterball'
You get a Fanbus.
*Inserts three goats and a jug of wine.*
*Inserts three goats and a jug of wine.*
You wake up the next morning with a hangover and three very tired goats lying around you. None of them can look you in the eye.
Inserts a sigil stone
Inserts a sigil stone
You get a Sigilyph wearing venetian-blind sunglasses that incessantly hums auto-tuned bullshit.
*Inserts the charred, sliced and diced remains of a n00b*
*Inserts the charred, sliced and diced remains of a n00b*
You get an army of fresh n00bs. From this, we can conclude that they regenerate their flesh when not disposed of properly.
Inserts maracas
Inserts maracas
You get Maractus who calls himself Cuban Pete and fancies himself King of the Rumba Beat. When he plays the Maracas, he goes chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom.
*Inserts Stunfisk*
*Inserts Stunfisk*
You get AGNI KAI.
I put in FIRE (in all caps of course, as is the tradition for online AGNI KAI).
I put in FIRE (in all caps of course, as is the tradition for online AGNI KAI).
you got smoke.
*Inserts a plushie*
*Inserts a plushie*
Gets A Azure Flute
Inserts A Red Flute
ARCUES
Inserts A Red Flute
ARCUES
Congratulations! You get to play chess with a depressed Pignite!
*inserts a giant glass panda*
*inserts a giant glass panda*
You get a slightly smaller stuffed elephant.
*inserts a cell phone*
*inserts a cell phone*
dunananana... YOU GOT BUT-TER!
Inserts Sheogorath, Daecric Prince of Madness
Inserts Sheogorath, Daecric Prince of Madness
You get a Magikarp!
insterts a chikorita
insterts a chikorita
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get a Totodile
Inserts a piece of paper reading "This game still lives!?"
Inserts a piece of paper reading "This game still lives!?"
You get a crumpled note that says "Apparently."
*Inserts a violin*
*Inserts a violin*
*Gets a piano*
inserts a Boulder badge..
inserts a Boulder badge..
You get a Misty.
*Inserts pumpkin pie*
*Inserts pumpkin pie*
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get an angry Gorgeist because the pie was made from Pumpkaboo
Inserts the leftover turkey bones from yesterday's dinner
Inserts the leftover turkey bones from yesterday's dinner
You get a resurrected turkey with knives seeking vengeance.
*Inserts a mallet*
*Inserts a mallet*
Gets a paper with a question - What's a mallet?-
*Inserts the same question*
*Inserts the same question*
You get a hammer (i.e. a mallet)
*Inserts a dragon egg*
*Inserts a dragon egg*
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get a baby dragon. Lucky you!
I insert a bag of M&Ms
I insert a bag of M&Ms
You get two bags of M&Ms.
Inserts an Oshawots shell.
Inserts an Oshawots shell.
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
You get a live clam
I insert Avatar Aang
I insert Avatar Aang
You get his next reincarnation, Avatar Korra.
*Inserts headphones*
*Inserts headphones*
You get a new iPod.
*inserts a boonbuck*
*inserts a boonbuck*
You get a Glaceon ..
* Inserts eight Eevees*
..* Inserts eight Eevees*