The Vending Machine Game!

[Burgundy]

Gets Mario Kart 8 DLC
Link yuuus
Inserts Shulk

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Shulk
Throws Shulk back in the machine.

 

[Burgundy]

No Shulk my bae don't hurt him.:<
Inserts pepper spray

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Paper cut.
OW!
Inserts Torchic

 

[Burgundy]

My favorite Pokemon!
*cuddles with Torchic and inserts pancakes*

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Waffles
Inserts Deadpool.

 

[FalChromiforme]

Gets burned- I always burn myself making waffles
aw crap
inserts sea urchin

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets a huge wound on my skin.
Inserts a mug shot.

 

[Burgundy]

Gets this.
What is this ew.
Inserts Smash 4.

 

[AzureEdge]

*Reaches to grab it, but misses*
That mug shot is amazing, btw.
Inserts random gun.

 

[Burgundy]

Random gun! :O
*shoots everyone*
Oop sorry
*revives everyone and reinserts the gun*

 

[AzureEdge]

Wooo~
Gets Bazooka~!
Inserts this thread.

 

[FalChromiforme]

Gets a bunch of people rambling on next to a vending machine
I just summed up this thread in one sentence.
Climbs into vending machine with blanket, goes to sleep.

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Oliver
Inserts Teto

 

[Burgundy]

Who's Teto?

Inserts this question with a cupcake.

 

[AzureEdge]

*Devours the cupcake*
It's a Vocaloid.
Inserts Vocaloids into the machine.

 

[Shiny Glaceon]

Gets a cat
Inserts Troll Face.

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets meme.
Inserts Random Meme.

 

[Green Dragon]

Gets coffee.
Inserts Mocha Frappuchino.

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Espresso.
Inserts random Frappe~

 

[Green Dragon]

Gets yum yum.
Inserts my mom.

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets regular show
Inserts Rigby

 

[Burgundy]

Gets RigbyXMarlene ship which really should happen.

Inserts chili

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets chipotle
Inserts hummus

 

[TrashAI]

Gets Master Ball
Inserts arceus

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets palkia
Inserts cold wind

 

[Burgundy]

Gets cold.
*shivers*
Inserts All-Star Mode

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets stars
Inserts frostbite.

 

[Burgundy]

Loses my arm
Nuuuu
Pulls a new one out of the machine and inserts the old one.

 

[AzureEdge]

*Gets what looks like a Halloween prop.*
"Oh wait that's real?"
Keeps it into the machine.

 

[Burgundy]

*pulls out my old arm*
Yuck ew why
Inserts a clock

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets a beautiful Rolex watch.
"Thank you random vending machine!!!"
Inserts wattpad.

 

[Burgundy]

Wattpad?
*looks it up*
Agh too much creativity.
Inserts complementary angles

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets an acute angle.
Inserts some random algebra problem.

 

[Burgundy]

My brain hurts
Inserts rainbows

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Unicorns.
Inserts Deadpool.

 

[Burgundy]

Gets voices in my head
Inserts your latest report card

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets 90%'s.
But then there's math.
Inserts a blue t-shirt.

 

[Burgundy]

Get's an orange t-shirt
Inserts meow

 

[AzureEdge]

Gets Cat
Inserts this.
I've only rescued 54 of them. *Cries*