The Vending Machine Game!

[Blisk]

You get the sweet sig that Rayn made me.

I insert....a Pepsi

 

[PichuBros]

You get a Coke.

I insert a Keyblade.

 

[Blisk]

You get a Swiss Army Knife.

I insert the internet.

 

[PichuBros]

You get a Trojan Horse.

I insert a Pokemon Soul Silver.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Pokemon Heart Gold

I insert a broken N64

 

[Blisk]

You get a broken Gamecube.

I insert a washer. (as in the circle thing with the hole in the middle)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get a Dryer, because I couldn't resist the pun.

*Inserts a Gundam*

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get a Iron Man action figure.

I insert the Christmas Carollers (As in, 'and to our wassail too')

 

[PichuBros]

You get some figgy pudding.

I insert a mouse.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a Pikachu

I insert a DDR pad

 

[AetherGlaceon]

[Removed]

 

[Darth]

You get Frosty the Snowman.


I insert the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

You get DELETED! (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)

*inserts a balding communist leader*

 

[AetherGlaceon]

[Removed]

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get cake and it isn't a lie this time.

I insert a cicada

 

[BlackRoseJack]

you get a swarm

i insert a dizzy panda

 

[Bloodless]

You get some flattened bamboo

I insert a dragon.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get a poisionous seasnake.

I insert sandelwood-scented insence.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get pot scented incence (seriously, one of my brother's friends actually got that once )

I insert pots (as in the cooking kind)

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a talking teapot from a Disney movie (A.K.A. Mrs. Potts)

I insert Ezio Auditore de Firenze

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get his predecessor Altiere

I insert the new Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Trailer

 

[BlackRoseJack]

you get aqua

i insert a pokemon new year party

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get a drunk Charizard. Becareful for irs flames!

I insert a UFO

 

[BlackRoseJack]

you get a stressed out obama

i insert a senior sitizen

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a twelth-grader. (school joke, stuff to do with the last spirit week)

Inserts a Stantler

 

[Nim]

You get a sugar coated Vladamiir Putin.

I insert a lemongrass teacup

 

[Black Wolf]

You get a grass lemon (?) cup of tea.

I insert a candle

 

[Brendan Savem]

You get a forest fire

*Inserts a Na'vi patriarch*

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get the Smurfs!

I insert a Hyplasma Maxigun.

 

[acidhead27]

You get World War III

I insert a smiley face

 

[Tunolipede]

You get WORLD DOMINATION FACE > : (

Inserts I'M HIGH! face ;D

 

[Master of Dragons]

You get a mango smoothy.

I teteport into the machine.(AKA I insert myself)

 

[Tunolipede]

(isn't "smoothy" spelt "smoothie"? Oh well)

You get a refund. (20p oooohhh yeeeaaah ~)

I insert the 20p

 

[Master of Dragons]

You get the bag of chips I accidentally knocked down when I teleported out of the machene.

I insert 75¢ (alt 155) and I press D4. (the combo for Rice Krispie Treat at my school vending machine)

 

[Hunting Rifle]

You get a Pepsi. *vomits*

I insert a centaur.

 

[Master of Dragons]

You get 1/2 men.

I throw Linkachu into the machine.

 

[ratsmilk]

you get a pikachu and a link

I insert a grenade.

 

[Neo Kaos Kaiser]

you get pain

I insert napalm

 

[Toru]

You get a large triggered burst of flames. Incineration FTW.

I insert my sword, The Titanium Edge.

 

[Chibi]

You get a severed human hand.

I insert the Shift key on my keyboard