The Vending Machine Game!

[FanceeLlama]

Gets rotten venison. EWW WTF IS THIS SHYIT?!?!?

Inserts SUPER OP RAINBOW AWESOME POKEMON WITH PERFECT IV'S! Guess what Pokemon it is? METAPOD.

 

[Skyy-chan]

Metapod turns into a metaphor.

I insert my novel, "The Town of the Sun "

 

[3D_Tetra]

*gets a note saying "the book was published "*
*insert a creepypasta(Jeff or Eyeless Jack(I DONT KNOW!!!!D: )*

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get something so scary and horrifying that it destroys your mind

I insert the 1000th post aka this one!

 

[Vaporeonn]

*Gets this post* wow..
*Inserts an Oshawott's shell*

 

[Burgundy]

Gets an Oshawott missing it's shell.

Inserts the same Oshawott with a brand new shell and a cookie.

 

[XenoRed]

Gets an Oshawott with a brownie.
*Inserts the (poor) Oshawott. Again*

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets a half-meted chocolate Oshawott statue. *sniff*

OMG TASTEEEE! *proceeds to shove entire statue in mouth* ...

Inserts spit wad.

 

[Vaporeonn]

* Gets pure spit* Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
(alot of 'w' later)
...wwwwwwwww! *Inserts Arceus (lol)*

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets a llama (Yay! )

Inserts ransom note

 

[Vaporeonn]

*Gets a note saying 'All obey Llama'*
... xD
*Inserts Sneasel*

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets scratched up pillow. Eh, still comfy.

Inserts the letter Z after a refreshing nap.

 

[Vaporeonn]

* Geis a Zygarde *
*Inserts Flareon *

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets Dome Fossil

Re-unsrts Dome Fossil out of sheer disgust.

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets Kabuto(ps).
Inserts this song:

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets dancin fevah!

Inserts paradox.

 

[Gliscario39]

I don't want this, Fancee.
Re-inserts paradox.

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets a piece of paper saying "This sentence is a lie. Is it true, or is it a lie?"

Inserts life hack.

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets the worst life hack ever.
Inserts a different song:

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets exploded eardrums after blasting the volume for some reason.

Inserts high-five for Minecraft!

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets the hoof of the Llama God.
Me: HOLY CRAP IM RICH
Inserts the chorus of that song.
BUT THEN THE FREAKING CREEPERS CAME!!!
BLEW UP EVERYTHING IN MY GAME
FROM MY COUCH ROOM TO MY KITCHEN PLACE
ALL THEY DID WAS
DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!
YEAH THEY
DESTROYED EVERYTHING!!!

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets angry. I'm a girl damnit!

Inserts 5 billion dollars.

 

[3D_Tetra]

*Gets 5 billions cents, i keep the dollars*
*inserts tape*

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets sticky-tak.

Inserts a stinky yak.

 

[Green Dragon]

*Gets insulted*

*Insert a baby*

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets someone who doesn't know how to walk. Useless
Inserts Mega Mewtwo Y.

 

[Vaporeonn]

Gets a Mega Mewtwo X
Inserts Pokemon Manga (the special one):3 !

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets "The Electric Tale of Pikachu"
I don't read these, @Vaporeonn
Re-inserts "The Electric Tale of Pikachu"

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets an electrified tail of Pikachu, and shocked.

Inserts wrath of the Llama Lord.

 

[Vaporeonn]

Gets Arceus
Avceus is Mad and destroys the Vending machine
-rebuilds the Vending machine-
Inserts a diamond

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets a Minecraft pickaxe. Yay!

Inserts severed creeper head.

 

[Skyy-chan]

The creeper head explodes @-@

I insert Marikaite Chikyuu.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

You get Italy

I insert a combination lock

 

[JadaDoesArt]

You get a universal key that unlocks everything.

*inserts flipped table*

 

[Burgundy]

Gets hit in the face by a table. (I deserve it. Q-Q)

Inserts an apology note to @Dinova for stealing his number.

 

[Sy Kage]

*Rips note up making @SuperSableye24 feel guiltier* Mwahahahaha.
*Thinks and pulls out author powers bag*

Let's be creative here. *Inserts a Dunsparcenite*

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets a Stunfiskite. They're pretty much brothers/sisters.
Inserts a Gliscarionite

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets @Gliscario39
Hey buddeeeee!

Inserts Bidoofenite.

 

[Gliscario39]

Gets the best HM Slave ever.
Goes back into the vending machine with @FanceeLlama
We shall find a new home together!

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets bottled air, because @Gliscario39 forgot to put something in.
FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER. But not living together, that's nasty.

Inserts Justin Bieber, he was getting on my nerves so, I decided to set him on somebody else! MUAHAHA!