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The Vending Machine Game!
- Thread starter Tunolipede
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*Axew gets several pairs of headphones*
Me: I thought he didn’t enjoy that as much...
*Axew inserts an Outrage* (The move for clarification.)
Me: I thought he didn’t enjoy that as much...
*Axew inserts an Outrage* (The move for clarification.)
Gets a Granbull using Outrage.
Well, that's definitely different.
Inserts a Satchet (the item used to evolve Spritzee into Aromatisse).
Well, that's definitely different.
Inserts a Satchet (the item used to evolve Spritzee into Aromatisse).
Gets Satchet. *Throws away*
Inserts Pineapple.
Inserts Pineapple.
Free Pina Colada! On the house!
...I prefer the version without coconut, but then again. That's not really Pina Colada.
I've inserted a mango.
...I prefer the version without coconut, but then again. That's not really Pina Colada.
I've inserted a mango.
Receives Mango
“What is this fruit, It is clearly threat to my power as the ultimate tropical fruit” Squishes it.
Inserts Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen.
“What is this fruit, It is clearly threat to my power as the ultimate tropical fruit” Squishes it.
Inserts Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen.
A book flew out from the Vending Machine and knocked me out.
"Okay, now I feel like it's my birthday... Yet, everyone wants to kill me..."
Inserts Cragalanche from Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Okay, now I feel like it's my birthday... Yet, everyone wants to kill me..."
Inserts Cragalanche from Kid Icarus: Uprising.
A giant rock hit me in the face and gets launched back. Wards off Cragalanche with barrage of Pineapples.
Inserts Fujin Yumi Arrow
Inserts Fujin Yumi Arrow
Gets hit by a critical
Insert The Raijinto
Insert The Raijinto
I watched in horror as a large lobster scurried out of the vending machine. For some reason, I'm no longer hungry for seafood.
Inserts a Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Inserts a Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
*Hammer Bro comes over and gets 3000 ATK launched at him, as he activates Auto-Endure*
Me: Hmm... so that ring does have its use after all.
*Hammer Bro inserts a spare hammer from the pile he was sitting on earlier*
Me: Hmm... so that ring does have its use after all.
*Hammer Bro inserts a spare hammer from the pile he was sitting on earlier*
The Hammer flies out and hits The Pineapple Prince in the face, angering him.
I insert Corrin.
I insert Corrin.
*Hammer Bro gets a firey sword with a nice fire emblem while thinking about how much gold they could sell for*
Me: Oh silly turtle... you’re holding the sword backwards!
*Hammer Bro inserts a Hammer Bro plush holding the same hammer he’s holding*
Me: Oh silly turtle... you’re holding the sword backwards!
*Hammer Bro inserts a Hammer Bro plush holding the same hammer he’s holding*
Gets said plush
I love Koopas, do you know that?
Insert The Siegfried
I love Koopas, do you know that?
Insert The Siegfried
Gets Sigurd the Norse Hero.
Inserts a crossbow bolt made of lightning.
Inserts a crossbow bolt made of lightning.
*Hammer Bro gets a lightning bolt headed towards him, as he goes in his shell to dodge it*
Me: Talk about defensive strategies...
*Hammer Bro comes out of his shell and inserts an Allante Candy with a note attached*
“Legendary candy that should be used with great care. Allows the player to duel the first opponent encountered in a random dueling minigame. The losing player is teleported back to the starting space and gives all coins, candies and stars to the winning player.”
Me: Talk about defensive strategies...
*Hammer Bro comes out of his shell and inserts an Allante Candy with a note attached*
“Legendary candy that should be used with great care. Allows the player to duel the first opponent encountered in a random dueling minigame. The losing player is teleported back to the starting space and gives all coins, candies and stars to the winning player.”
Gets a western showdown with Mario characters.
Inserts Clint Eastwood.
Inserts Clint Eastwood.
*Hammer Bro gets a Westurn TV show that seems appealing to him*
Me: Oh cool, the classic pistol duel.
*Hammer Bro inserts a Protecto Candy with a note attached*
“Allows the player to become unaffected by all negative outcomes until their next turn. Use this candy with care, it is rare to find and costs a lot in the store!”
Me: Oh cool, the classic pistol duel.
*Hammer Bro inserts a Protecto Candy with a note attached*
“Allows the player to become unaffected by all negative outcomes until their next turn. Use this candy with care, it is rare to find and costs a lot in the store!”
Gets a rare candy
Eats it, and barfs up a missingno
Inserts said missingno
Eats it, and barfs up a missingno
Inserts said missingno
*Hammer Bro gets a glitched Game Boy*
Me: Least he doesn’t know how to use it...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Slowgo Candy*
Me: Least he doesn’t know how to use it...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Slowgo Candy*
A dice block was dropped at my feet...
"...What's even the point of this?" It's been discarded.
Insert a Chibi Deadpool.
"...What's even the point of this?" It's been discarded.
Insert a Chibi Deadpool.
Gets an erotic fanfiction about Deadpool and Spiderman
Searches for brain bleach
Inserts a cockle and jellied eels (Weird English food FTW)
Searches for brain bleach
Inserts a cockle and jellied eels (Weird English food FTW)
Gets Grits and Burgoo. Yum yum.
Casually inserts the souls of the innocent.
Casually inserts the souls of the innocent.
Gets a soul gem
Inserts a pair of great tits (They're birds, you perv!)
Inserts a pair of great tits (They're birds, you perv!)
*Hammer Bro gets a nest of said birds while he wonders where he name of said birds came from*
Me: At least I learned them in biology class...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Thrice Candy*
Me: At least I learned them in biology class...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Thrice Candy*
Gets a Three Musketeers Bar.
Me: Wowee, my favorite!
Inserts a Lego Star Destroyer.
Me: Wowee, my favorite!
Inserts a Lego Star Destroyer.
*Hammer Bro gets a destroyed star destroyer with exploded pieces*
Me: ...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Twice Candy*
Me: ...
*Hammer Bro inserts a Twice Candy*
Gets a singular piece of that horrible toffee flavor candy.
Me: *crys*
Frost the Glaceon inserts an ice cream cone.
Me: *crys*
Frost the Glaceon inserts an ice cream cone.
*Slitoling comes over and gets some chocolate ice cream in the ice cream cone while he looks a bit too happy with it*
Me: Don't tell me you're going to eat the whole thing there...
*Slitoling inserts a twig*
Me: Don't tell me you're going to eat the whole thing there...
*Slitoling inserts a twig*
A bonzai tree fell out of the machine and broke the pot it was in. "Uh.... I... Um..."
Insert a pandesal (Filipino food).
Insert a pandesal (Filipino food).
Gets a halo halo
Never had Filipino food before, but ok
Inserts an ube roll
Never had Filipino food before, but ok
Inserts an ube roll
Rejects the ube roll.
Yea.....
Inserts $23.42 worth of pennies.
Yea.....
Inserts $23.42 worth of pennies.
Gets a lot of lucky pennies
Inserts a dildo
Inserts a dildo
*Slitoling gets a magazine that’s not exactly appropriate for his age as he decides to take a peek in it when his trainer’s not around*
Me: ...
*Slitoling inserts a Salvo Seed*
Me: ...
*Slitoling inserts a Salvo Seed*
Gets Bird Seed
....
Inserts Alphys
....
Inserts Alphys
Received the [True] Final Boss Music of Undertale on the CD.
"Hm... I've never really played the games, by the OST is good."
Inserts Star Butterfly's Wand into the machine.
"Hm... I've never really played the games, by the OST is good."
Inserts Star Butterfly's Wand into the machine.
Gets Harry Potter's wand.
"Lumos!"
Inserts a golden Snitch.
"Lumos!"
Inserts a golden Snitch.
Received the Beetle from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
"OH!!! Pretty insect! Maybe I can prank my sister with this..."
Placed One-Up Mushroom into the machine.
"OH!!! Pretty insect! Maybe I can prank my sister with this..."
Placed One-Up Mushroom into the machine.
Gets Gomba
I don't know how to spell mario.
Inserts a MHA Manga.
I don't know how to spell mario.
Inserts a MHA Manga.
Received the Shounen Jump magazine.
"Huh? Black Clover is in this too? ...I'm intrigued~"
Placed said Shounen magazine back into the vending machine.
"Huh? Black Clover is in this too? ...I'm intrigued~"
Placed said Shounen magazine back into the vending machine.