(It has been a while, my homies.)
Jesie looked at Soul with serious eyes as he handed him the pair of sunglasses he wears. “Take these. When I tell you, say “Stand Off”. I don’t need these at the moment since I will probably be able to see “it”. The reason I’m trusting you with these is because you might like what you’re gonna see if it decides to show up.” The stand user smirked as he glanced at the hat.
Chrissy, still touching the star mark, leaned up against a wall with confusion. “Really? A possessed hat? He’s crazy.”
“If I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think Roundabout Boy’s crazy. Personally, I think he’s right.” A voice was heard by only Chris.
The cowboy quickly looked around at his surroundings, extremely confused now. “Who in the hell....? No one’s talkin to me...”
“Oh, someone is talkin to ya alright. More of a something rather than a someone. However I am pretty humanoid.”
“Seriously, though, who are you? Why can’t I see you? Show yourself!” He kept mumbling to himself in reply to the mysterious voice.
“If I show myself, that’ll just ruin the surprise now, would it? Think of me as your.... how do ya say it... mental but physical bodyguard. Your personal sheriff.”
“Personal... sheriff? I don’t understand what you’re sayin.”
“Whatever. Also, where’s your lil fairy friend. Aren’t you two lovebirds together?”
“....... How do you know that?”
“Did you not hear me the first time? I’m your personal sheriff. I’m in ya head.”
“I understand that, western boy, but I-“
“I wouldn’t be talkin if I were you, western boy. Oh wait, that’s right, I am you. Your personal-“
“I GET IT!”
“Don’t get snotty with me, cowboy.”
“Fine. We’re going back to the original conversation. Just..... tell me how I should approach Allie when she arrives.”
“That’s for you to find out yourself. I only make decisions for you when the time is right.”
“When the time is right? Hold on. What do ya mean by that? And what exactly are you besides my “personal sheriff”? What’s ya name? ................ HELLO?!”
And just like that, the voice stopped talking, leaving Chris so confused that he gets more headaches than a Psyduck. He took deep breaths to calm himself down as he tried to wait for his date patiently. “I just wanted an answer on who that was......”