Crush a wish!

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but Palkia sends everyone to an alternate dimension where Dialga sends you to the Jurassic Era. A Tyrannosaurus Rex then eats you. You are now a piece of shit. Congrats.

I wish I had a Wormadam and a Lumineon.

 

[Infernape Rulez]

Granted but they Bug Bite and Hydro Pump till you are stuck in Wormadam.

I wish I was in Pokemon Platinum .

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you get killed by Giratina.

I wish Infernape Rulez would be careful what he wishes for.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but he wishes that you were dead and you die.

I wish lightning would strike the vending machine (from the vending machine game)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you have to buy a new one.

I wish I was alive.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you're paralyzed.

I wish I had something.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, it's cancer. X3

I wish I could move my legs, arms, etc.

 

[Infernape Rulez]

Granted,but you're in a inescapeble Ice Block.
I wish I was Infernape + Darkrai.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you explode for no apparent reason!

I wish you were drowning!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but he pulls you in.

I wish a mod would n00b Infernape Rulez.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you get n00bed too!

I wish all n00bs would get struck by lightning!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you get n00bed right before we get struck.

I wish I.R. would grow a brain.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it's too big and his head explodes!

I wish Stel wasn't so scary! .> >.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(This reminds me of a discussion we had in Chat the other night...)

Granted, but only n00bs fear him

I wish for peanut butter!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you choke on it!

I wish you would drown in chocolate!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but I take it as a complement. ;D

I wish this annoying cough would go away

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it is soon replaced with a migraine.

I wish people in the world weren't so rude.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but now the world is after you because they thought you were rude.

I wish I could stay up untill 6 am tomorrow.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but the instant you fall asleep, you have a heart attack!

I wish the world would explode!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but only you die.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[Shocari]

Granted, and we ban you for phailing epically...and for the lulz

I wish I was sexy

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you get raped. The chick forgot to wear a condom, you're now a father, yada yada...

I wish you didn't make that wish.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then he makes another creepy wish.

I wish the talking ferret would die.

 

[Infernape Rulez]

Granted,but you die too.
I wish I was done EV traing my Infernape.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but the EV spread is 252 Defense, 252 Special Defense, 4 HP.

I wish people would die.

 

[Infernape Rulez]

At least HP is done.....

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you are a stupid moron who doesn't deserve to exist

I wish Infernape Rulez would read the rules before he shames the name Infernape *Axel glares*

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but then he doesn't learn anything and goes back to shaming the name Infernape.

I wish my post would be updated.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but Stel considers it SPAM and armblades you to death.

I wish I didn't have MMM's dead body and quickly spreading pool of blood.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but I come back as an angel and rips your face off.

I wish I would come back to life!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you don't have a stomach, so you die immediately.

I wish I had some chocolate.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but it is from me, so it kills you.

I wish I would really come back to life now!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Infernape, that was completely off topic and it doesn't even make sense. Ignoring that post...

Granted, but you walk onto a street without looking and get your head sliced off by Stel as he drives by with his armblade sticking out of the window of his vehicle.

I wish you would stay dead!

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but I come back to life and kill you again.

I wish YOU would stay dead!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but I stay dead for 2 seconds, then come back to life and push you into Stel, who is very angry and throws you halfway across the world.

I wish stuff would happen.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but it ends up being a massive takeover by cockroaches.

I wish they would all kill the cows of the world!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then they have to start killing people to make hamburgers. (You would be the first to go)

I wish there were no n00bs.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but all the n00bs become Gods and ban everybody in Pokecharms.

I wish somebody would blow up Hollywood.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but whats left of Hollywood then pwnz you.

I wish my eyes were green.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but they were painted green, thereby harming your eyes and rendering you blind.

I wish people would wish.