Crush a wish!

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

(Hooray! 4000th post!)

Granted, but they wish for talking llamas who eat humans!

I wish the llamas had something better to do!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, they spit on you.

I wish people would be nicer.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but you suffocate under the weight of the presents that you get for wishing this wonderfull wish.

I wish Model P had other attacks then big silver bullets. (Megaman ZX reference)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but the other attacks blow up everything, including itself.

I wish I had some food.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted. *plops cafeteria stew on AtherGlaceon's tray* If you don't want it though, just leave it and it'll hop away

I wish people that worked in cafeterias put at least a mediocre effort in their cooking.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then they also put an effort into poisoning you. >.>

I wish chocolate was even more delicious.

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but you're allergic.

I wish I had some toblerone. Chocolate....mmm......^^

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish n00bs would die.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you have to clean up all the bodies.

I wish I could get in a pool

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it's a pool filled with poison that absorbs through your skin.

I wish the weather would cool down.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, temperatures are at absolute zero. This is colder than space.

I wish Cody would hurry up with posting that new PRP he was talking about.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it's as if the worst n00b ever posted it.

I wish I had a notebook (not a Death Note)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it has half a page, and it's already been used.

I wish I could find another Farfetch'd ;x;

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it runs away when you find it.

I wish I poked someone.

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted, but they poke you back... with a katana.

I wish i had lots o' moneys! ;D

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it was stolen and thus, you are imprisoned.

I wish that ---> :3 would be even cuter.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, now it's a rabid weasel. (Hey! I think they're cute!)

I wish for a leprechaun.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you get no gold, just Lucky Charms.

I wish for Lucky Charms

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you only get the grainy cereal pieces, no marshmallows. >.>

I wish people wouldn't post epic fail RPs and fan fics.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, now they post epic win RPs and fan fics, causing everyone to go mad and kill themselves because of the post's awesomness.

I wish what has been seen could be un-seen. O_o

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you are now blind.

I wish I could get a good-natured Snorunt.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it only knows Tackle. It cannot learn any other moves or evolve.

I wish cartoons would be funny.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now everybody watches them because they are funny, the cartoon entertainment industry becomes a gigantic cash cow, and thus it is completely bastardized by people that think that people will like it, which surprising everyone who didn't like cartoons before do, and those that did are the better people (I think I failed this crush...)

You know what we need here? More sand, can I wish for some?

 

[Drawcia]

Granted but all the sand is quicksand so you sink and die.

I wish for world peace

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it comes in the form of mankind's last generation before they become strange zombie things as it did in Childhood's End.

I wish I knew how the end of mankind would come

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it will be by my hands. The Evil Space Monkeys will destroy all, fling poo at all, and terrorize all. In other words, this. Those humans who I deem worthy enough to spare will become my pets.

I wish the above would come true.

 

[Drawcia]

granted but then after 5 seconds it all goes back to normal. too bad.

I wish pokemon were real and i had an arcanine that was my best bud forever no matter what.

 

[sheesheesh]

(Not again... :)Granted, but Palkia throws you to the Andromeda Galaxy where you die of oxygen deprivation.

I wish VideoGames4ever would pet my ferret.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but he squishes it

I wish I could store people in pokeballs

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but unlike Pokemon who are converted into compressed energy, the humans are just compressed and come out as discusting blobs of flesh.

I wish I knew the ideal move set for the perfect Infernape that would make it unstoppable.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it is glitched, and turns into a lvl 2 Ditto every time you play against non-computer opponents.

I wish for some more Root Beer

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but somebody shakes it, so it squirts in your eyes and you go blind!

I wish I had some corn dogs.

 

[Tunolipede]

Granted, but Sonic comes and kicks your ass.

I wish my brother would shut up and annoying me already >>;

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then your mom/dad come and annoy you and they will never stop being annoying.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then you can't wish for it.

I wish I had a shiny mew in real life and it loved me and no other pokemon existed.

 

[4evr_ninja]

granted, but then you wake up...

i wish for blue mew's wish but with a blaziken

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it has an incurable disease that will kill it within one minute of the beginning of its existence.

I wish I could wish for what I want.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but now you want gay pr0n.

I wish people would realize how awesome death metal music is.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but they just ignore it after realizing its awesomeness.

I wish Chibi would reply to my PM.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but she asks you to leave her alone.

I wish the wind would calm down.