Crush a wish!

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you step off of the airplane right next to me, and my wish for something to explode comes true. :3

I wish that when I explode, other people will explode.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, all the people of the world have a bomb that sets off when you explode. And then you explode in

5.....4....3...2..

kthxbai



I wish I could get one of LoN's AWESOME signatures

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it gives your computer a virus that causes the computer to explode. Kthxbai.

I wish the FailWhale was even funnier.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's so funny that you implode out of laughter. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

I wish people liked some of my sprites BESIDES the Fail Whale.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but Fail Wale gets popular by a bunch of 3-year olds now.

I wish Aether wouldn't explode all the time.

 

[Abnaki_Knight]

Granted, but the times it does the explosion is ten fold of the original.

I wish I was an expert in sword play.


I trying this game for laughs.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you're stll a novice in actual combat. Play fights and real fights are completely different.

I wish I had a Keyblade

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you drop it. On your foot. Your BROKEN foot.

I wish I could find better Pokemon in my Diamond game.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then your Pokemon KO's them every time you wanna do anything.



I wish for a 2nd wish.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, I crush that one too.

I wish my foot would stop itching!

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, you didn't know you had mosquitoes that kept biting you until you lost all your blood and had to be amputated.



I wish all the wishes that I make couldn't be crushed. (And I could still wish for them and wish for whatever I want and they would last.) HA! Tough one!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, instead I crush you with a really big boulder.

I wish for all I can eat shrimp *drools uncontrollably*

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but they explode in your stomach after your eating time and you die!

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but she secretly reveals to you she used to be a man!

I wish I had monkeys in my socks.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but they think your toes are bananas and eat them.

i wish Assasins creed 2 was out already

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but it costs $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and it sucks.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted. But a bunch of poor people break into your house, kill you in your sleep and take the money.

I wish school only lasted for two days.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, that simply leaves you to be an unintelligent blob that isn't worth being kept alive. *beheads GengarShadows*

I wish people (especially younglings) would embrace their schooling and try to get as much out of the educational system as possible.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but after all, it only lasts for two days.

I wish i had Megamen Zero Pak 3&4 so i could unlock Model OX in my Normal file of Megaman ZX.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you don't get Model OX, instead, you get Youtube's favorite doctor

I wish at least 40% of the internet's idiocy could be taken out and used to power America

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but the energy overload makes all power plants and electric wires explode.

I wish I could oppose the Grox.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then you get PWN'D by Longcat. :3

I wish that all of the valued members of Pokecharms would find out that the site is back up again.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they come back a minute before the site goes back down. For another month (that's kinda a crush for them ._.)

I wish it was my birthday already.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but everybody forgot your birthday.

I wish math was easier.

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted, but you forget how to count.

I wish i wasnt sick.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, you'r dead instead.

I wish i had a bowl of fruit.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but after you take a bite out of one, they all explode and kill you.

I wish I was happy.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you are so happy, you decide to remove yourself from the world so that the resources that you were set to consume in your future could be redistrubuted to others (moral: you can be super happy, and still be a suicidalist)

I wish I could double jump like a Selkie (Crystal Chronicles spin-off of Final Fantasy, if you are wondering)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then you get PWN'D by Dr. Octagonapus.

I wish people could actually shoop da whoop.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but nobody remembers how to.

I wish i had a bottle of Dr. Pepper. (No, not that other Dr.)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it has pepper in it. Like pepper you put on food pepper. Anyways, it sucks for you.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, now you're home schooled!

I wish I was in bed right now.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but it's because you died while sleeping.

I wish i was on Hawai right now.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but you drown while surfing in the Ocean there.

I wish it was warmer today!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, the Earth bursts into flames.

I wish for a million wishes.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, but they're already chrushed.

I wish the earth would stop bursting into flames.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, it explodes instead.

I wish I had these damn Hannah Montanna songs outta my head!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but now you have heavy metal music stuck in your head.

I wish people would post in my fanart market.

 

[Master of Dragons]

Granted,but it gets locked because some n00b spams the f**k out of it and crashed the server
I wish I was dead

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but then God rejects you and you go to he//.

I wish that superkalifagilisticexpialidosious wasn't so hard to spell that Alexis Vickers loved me! :-[