Crush a wish!

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then it starts hailing. The hail is bigger than the Empire State Building.

I wish for anything.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, anything includes cancer.

I wish to Rocket-Lawn-Chair a n00b.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but it comes around like a boomerang and hits your face.

I wish I didn't have these zombies chasing me!

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then vampires start chasing you.

I wish that my last wish wasn't a dream.

 

[GengarsShadow52]

Granted, it was a nightmare and in it mew kills you.

I wish Google: search would search for Chuck Norris.

 

[4evr_ninja]

granted, but then Chuck Norris finds out and pwns you with a roundhouse-kick to the nuts

i wish fire didnt hurt
(i dont know why)

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you can still be killed by it. Who said death had to hurt?

I wish the RP board would have more good RPs on it that won't die.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but nobody reads your stories because there are better ones!

I wish I could eat anything

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you eat a dagger and it cuts your stomach open, and you die a slow, painful death.

I wish I had a pair of daggers.

 

[MadeOfFail]

Not Granted, no knives for you >---> ARROWED!

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, you're skewered to death.

I wish MadeOfFail knew how to play.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but now he wants to play all the time and eventually he triple posts and the quadruple posts and gets banned because of you. (lol.)

I wish for nothing bad to happen EVER not to anyone, or me. (Tough one, eh?)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, now life is boring.

I wish for an IQ of 200.

 

[4evr_ninja]

granted, but your head swells up and eventually splodes cause you are such a smart ass...

i wish my life didnt suck...

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted. You are no longer alive. Now your death sucks as well.

I wish people had correct grammar skills.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted. Now people are wise-asses.


I wish people could be smart but they wouldn't brag about it.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted. Instead of bragging, they spend their time plotting to kill you. And they succeed. Because they're smart.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but some assembly is required.

I wish for Thrusting Mewtwo.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then he pwns your soul.

I wish there were more good video games.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, everyone gets them before you can even go to the store.


I wish I was a Shiny Mew myself.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you have the worst moveset ever. ALL you can use is Splash. Nothing else. You cannot learn any moves, TMs, HMs, or tutored moves. You are the worst shiny Mew. EVER.

I wish

wasn't so ugly.

 

[MysticalMonkeyMan]

Granted, but it finds out you thought he was ugly, so he kills you!

I wish I could run fast.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then you can't stop, you run up a building at super speed, you run through the air, and you eventually die in space.

I wish that everyone will be healthy and happy the rest of their lives with nothing going wrong.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but lifespans shorten from 70-80 years to 1 second.

I wish I had a Hot Pocket.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, it burns your thigh.


I wish for nothing but what I already have.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but the molecular structure of the stuff has been changed so that it will explode in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. 0. *watches the fireworks*

I wish the Fail Whale would devour n00bs.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then it mistakes you for a n00b.



I wish I had a smart, hot, and nice boyfriend.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but then he explodes.

I wish you would explode.

 

[Teapot]

Granted, but then I reassemble and eviscerate you. :3

I wish I had cake.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it's in your face

I wish school didn't start today

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted. It starts tomorrow. You go to school, and then it explodes.

I wish LoN would post his "failed" attempt at making me a siggy.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but LoN closes his signature shop all because of one friggin' failiure.

I wish King of Lucario had a Facebook account.

 

[Blue Mew]

Granted, but then he takes all the fans of your account, YouTube's account, and eventually everybody's account.



I wish for a puppy!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish for something cute/deadly/evil/going to kill me.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, you are now dead.

I wish puberty didn't suck.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, adulthood sucks even more to make up for puberty not sucking.

I wish people would reply to this topic and wish for weird things.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the weirdness turns into X rated stuff that gets completely out of control, everyone becomes uncomfortable, and everyone leaves the game because no one wants to grant such obscene wishes any more.

I wish to win the game tomorrow (I can't believe it will be Tuesday again already)

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but your team gets so many five-year old girl fans that you had to lose the next one.

I wish I could do backflips!

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted, but you backflip into a fire and explode after combusting.

I wish something would explode.

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, YOU EXPLODE!!! Muahahahahaha!

I wish I went to Paris.