Crush a wish!

[DayU]

Granted, but they're traumatized from all the treatments.

I wish I could make up for practically poofing on all of you.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but you are pulled into the internent and can never leave


I wish that my cold didnt exist

 

[Crabmeat]

Granted but it's replaced with Ebola Virus.

I wish I owned the word Banana.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but no one calls it that anymore. They call it banasa for some odd reason.

I wish I could have had more sleep last night.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but you find you can not wake up!

I wish no illness inhabited the universe

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but people just die off randomly AND THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP IT.

I wish that my PS3 didn't fail at life.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now it's azombie which tries to eat you. And your games.

I wish I could control time.

(And don't try to kill me, or I'll slap you with a gerbil!)

 

[Luigi777]

Granted, but it's only for you watch.

I wish Nexle would be on so I could trade with him so he could rename some of the guys he traded me.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but it turns out he can't rename them.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, BUT all cookies disappear from the universe


I wish I had something better to do

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then it ends up to be cleaning horse doo from the Macy's Parade.

I wish I could teleport.

(I will slap you with a gerbil if I end up dead!)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

But... gerbils are nice! I actually have one.
Granted. Uh, you teleport onto a a drainage thing in a pool and get your intestines sucked out. But you're still alive.

I wish that eighty people didn't wait for this thread to pop up as "New" so I could be a wish master!

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then all your wish crushing is horrible.

I wish I had three gerbils.

I have a gerbil, too!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Yay!
Granted, but they practice their multiplication. 0.o

I wish that I would stop randomly dancing all the time.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, but you end up jumproping all the time instead 0.o


I wish I was a pokemon ^.^

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, you are a Magikarp with an everstone.

I wish there weren't severe thunderstorms headed to where I live.

 

[DayU]

Granted, instead its a hurricane.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, Now you have fun by cutting your limbs off.

I wish I didn't have to go to Chuck E' Cheese for my cousins birthday party.

 

[DayU]

Granted, you have to work there for your cousin's birthday! XD

I wish these oreos weren't stale.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, the milk however is stale O.o

I wish Secad didn't wish for the exact thing I wished for almost a week ago (I wished I could teleport before but then got stuck in a tree )

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted, but Secad wish everybody was mean to you
i wish that i had a pot noodle

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but the noodles are poisonous.

I wish I could get 'I Kissed A Girl' out of my head, along with the picture of Yoshimitsu in the 'I Kissed a Girl' parody in the Pokecharms Chronicles.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but then you miss it too much and ask for it back.

I wish I didn't just bike around my subdivisions.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, now you have to walk around your subdivisions.

I wish I had photographic memory.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I could remember the dream I had.

 

[Luigi777]

You do, but afterward you wish you hadn't.

 

[Tony14]

um......make a wish next time
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I wish luigi777 had made a wish

 

[Luigi777]

He does, but it's an incredibly stupid one. (Sorry)

I wish I could understand how that heck PokePlushies worked.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but then the Pokeplushies site is hacked and has to close down forever 0.o



I wish that hacking was never invented

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but the only way for that to happen is for there to be no internet.

I wish I could help Nintendo make a Johto G/S/C remake.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but then you are attaked by those who liked the original better!


I wish I had more Rp's I could join T_T

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(If I did work for Nintendo, I would make it like the original. I'm a smart girl. I know what I'm doing.)

Granted, but you're not allowed to join any of them.

I wish I could beat my old score in Tetris on Facebook.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, but then you cant beat your new score


i wish i didnt have writers block

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, you have writer's cramp instead.

I wish I could give everyone on this site a cookie.

 

[DayU]

Granted, I don't see anyway to crush that unless someone can't eat sweets.

I wish I wasn't so depressed...

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now you're so happy everyone hates you

I wish I knew what just happened in chat....

 

[DayU]

(What's the difference?)

Granted, its because Rach got annoyed with you and Kalseng and had Alex ban you both till tomorrow.

I wish people would give peace a chance...

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but everyone becomes peace-loving hippies. Then we die from all the por we smoke.

I wish I knew why Rach was so annoyed

 

[victorygurl]

Granted, er.....well uh ok I can't grant that cause I don't know


i wish pokemon were real!

 

[Chibi]

Granted, you get eaten by a Snorlax

I wish my last wish was granted