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Crush a wish!

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Granted, but you'll simply have to kill yourself to get rid of it.

I wish victorygurl wouldn't have killed off the Slipknot members. :'(
 
(with a chainsaw. How ironic.)

Granted, but your house will be blown up by... terrifing... terrorists.

I wish I had an IQ of 175.
 
Granted but suddenly a decimal is insterted between the 1 and 7 (I ISH SORRY)


I wish that my friends baby doesnt die..poor little thing is in the hospital
 
I know, right? [It should be "stupid cartoon kids, Trix are for Rabbits!" :p How do you like that, cartoon kids?! :p] That rabbit deserves to have Trix. Those kids who won't let him have any are mean!!!]

Yeah, I mean, c'mon! Who's the Trix mascot? The kids or the rabbit?!

Smoochum: Granted, but your arm suddenly falls off for no reason.

I wish I could have crushed that wish better.
 
Granted, but it involved blood and gore, along with other innapropiate stuff.

I wish I could find a word I was thinking of for an essay.
 
Granted, but when your essay is finished, it suddenly lights on fire/your computer blows up.

I wish my friend's humor was better.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
(So do I)

Granted, but now you have too much time on your hands and you get bored.

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend
 
Granted, but a relative you don't like comes to visit and has to sleep in your room while you sleep on the couch. (Sorry. :()

I wish I could speak fluent Japanese.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, they're replaced with math problems (Hope you're good at math Secad. Happy b-day btw)

I wish I had more money in my wallet
 
Wow, you guys are so nice! (By the way, I'm horrible at math beyond first semester Algebra 1.)

Granted, but it's stolen, so you get arrested.

I wish I could go rock climbing for my b-day already. I can't wait!

(And if you say I can't go rock climbing because of an injury or something, you will get whacked with a gerbil!)
 
Granted, but green grass is so short you can't see it. And high tides never come meaning some fishing buisinesses somewhere (where there is no water during low tide) goes out of buisiness.

I wish I wasn't woken up so early
 
( >:(, that was probably one of the most ridiculious wish crushes I have ever seen since the insanity one)

Granted, but it still doesn't change how well the police responds to life-and-death situations

I wish I could run at supersonic speeds
 
granted, but now the world is so over populated, people are tightly packed all the time and some are stuck on top of others.

I had a good superhero costume for spirit week
 
Granted, but then they change it to cheerleader costumes.

I wish I could think of a good peer review comment for a classmate's essay.
 
(that actually might happen)

Granted, but your classmate takes it seriously and you feel bad but can't apoligize

I wish I had more chocolate (so I can share it with all of you guys :D)
 
Granted, but it's so nasty, you don't want to know.

Hah! I take online college courses! Foiled!

I wish I could meet Davy Jones from the Monkees.
 
Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I could speak with any accent I wished.

(And if you say that I'll lose the ability to speak English or my own accent, I will whack you with a raccoon-gerbil!)
 
granted, but... why should I say what happens? you know what I was about to say, Mr. I-know-everything-about-everything!

I wish I had one more cookie for myself (if you guys eat it, I will get Secad to whack you with a gerbil... one way or another)
 
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