Crush a wish!

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. They annoy you and you can't make them shut up.

I wish that when I spelled "taht" it would automatically turn into "that".

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, but you lose all your grammer skills.

I wish I was a witch, that can use spells.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you're burned at the stake.

I wish I could think of more creative names.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but your IQ drops to 7,85. Sorry. (I hate to see Disturbed-fans get destroyed like this :'()

I wish I had a sword.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(I like Disturbed too. Down with the Sickness and Stricken are my favs)

Granted, it's a cheaply made wooden sword that breaks when used.

I wish I was a master swordsman.

 

[Weeds]

(Hehey! We're a group of our own! I love Liberate, The Game, I'm Alive and Indestructible)

Granted, you start your own sword school and get your arms chopped off when teaching your students "how it feels to cut through flesh".

I wish I could meet the members of Slipknot in person.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but they are mugging you

I wish my didn't jump off the starting block with my hands holding on during my swim-meet today (ouch! :'()

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]D: Ouch.
Granted, but your dive into the water knocks your goggles off your eyes and you do the entire race bumping into the sides.
(Happens to me all the time)

I wish Kal didn't hate me, and would let me call him Marcus D:[/size]

 

[Chibi]

(I like Disturbed too. Down with the Sickness and Stricken are my favs)

*hugs Psycho* I love all of those inculding Indestructible.

Granted, but everyone else hates you and calls you Nemo.

I wish I could use aura magic

 

[Shocari]

Granted, but you can't use it correctly and end up killing someone you love, somehow.

I wish I could think of a new poem...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

*Hugs Chibi back* Indestructable and The Game are pretty good too

Granted, but it takes so much time you forget what the first line was and must start all over again

I wish for something rediculous

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but it's so ridiculous and complicated that it can never be mentioned.

I wish I had more creative things to type.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Fun.

Granted, but it's so creative, it's not creative so no body likes it.

I wish I was the Queen Of England.

(I am a guy)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but at coronation you get your liver eaten by an eagle. (Yeah...mythology...)

I wish that I would get an idea of what to do for my book.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but nobody reads it.

I wish I wasn't bored all the time.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, you are bored 99% of the time and 1% of the time, you are not bored.

I wish I didn't wait until the last minute to begin my stupid assignment. So much to do! :'( I don't want to fail.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, you waited until the last two minutes. Which might be better. Mo'well.

I wish that I used "Mo'well" more often...it's cool!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you use it so offten it begins to sound wierd. (Anyone else say a word so much it sounds wierd besides me?)

I wish it would snow

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but while you are taking a walk around a mountain far away from everyone else. The snow comes down in one gigantic sheet (like in the Fone Bone comic) and you are stuck out in the cold without any food, water, or gigantic soft underpants

I wish these newspapers would stop making me think that Iran and the US are about to go to war

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, they tell you that we are at a war.

I wish that I could swing dance.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but people mistake you for a swinger and other swingers want to bring you home.

I wish the next time I die of laughter I could actually breathe. Seriously though, that was the best insane evil laugh I've had in awhile and I don't even know what caused it.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you can't breathe while sleeping, but survive the night some how.

I wish my chem teacher was less of a....jerk.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but he's so nice it gets annoying.

I wish no one would crush my wish.

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, Its already crushed.

I wish I knew what to get my brother for his birthday.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but you can never find it.

I wish it was afternoon again

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but it goes by in 5 seconds

I wish I had a wish that was so great no one could crush it because its so awsome.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but someone wishes it as you're typing it out and then nobody ever posts in this thread again 'cause they don't know how to crush it.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Pokemon_Ranger06]

Granted, but the puppy runs away.

I wish my cats will stop causing trouble.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but your cats have kittens and they cause trouble.

I wish I was at home

 

[Aura]

Granted, but Blaire blows it up.

I wish my little sister wasn't so bitchy

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but everyon else in your family is.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but in order to relieve the pain your chiropractor snaps your neck to an awkward angle, and if you want to live witout pain you'll have to leave it so your ear is up against your shoulder. Awkward.

I wish for satisfactory results on my exams :3[/size]

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but your results burst into flames before you get to see them.

I wish for a lemon.

 

[Stark]

Granted. You get a lemon. Strapped to wheels.

I wish for some internet. Yes, some internet.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish my dragons eggs would hatch soon.

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I for a box of tissues, yes thats right a completely fully box of un-opened tissues.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but when you open it the tissues turn into one of my dragons and they eat you.

I wish my friend was online.

 

[Chris]

Granted, but you will be offline.

I wish it would snow

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but while you are taking a walk around a mountain far away from everyone else. The snow comes down in one gigantic sheet (like in the Fone Bone comic) and you are stuck out in the cold without any food, water, or gigantic soft underpants

Jeez, when will people learn what happens when you wish for snow...

I wish I didn't have to repeat myself all the time (this was a prime example)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, you reapeat yourself now only 99% of the time. ^^

I wish I would hail.