Crush a wish!

[Chibi]

*screams and runs off*

Granted, but no one likes it.

I wish I didn't read Psycho's post....my eyes burn...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

lol

Granted, but you go crazy-er because you want to know how I crushed your wish.

I wish I had something decent to eat for lunch

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, its air.

I wish my name was Jimmy.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but as your name is being changed someone makes a typo and your name comes out as Jammie.

I wish I had more gum.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, you have more gum. In your hair. Now that really sucks! (That happened to me once and it wasn't fun!)

I wish I had a can of soda.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, you have more gum. In your hair. Now that really sucks! (That happened to me once and it wasn't fun!)

I know how you feel....

Granted, but when you open it it explodes in your face and gets on your computer and messes it up.

I wish my hair was longer.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, now it's so long that a group of emo monkeys settle in it.

I wish I really had the Scizor plushy I stole from Psycho Monkey in the suicide game.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but my spirit haunts you for the rest of your life

I wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving (if you celebrate) ;D

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

I wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving (if you celebrate) ;D

I was gonna wish that...

Granted. Everyone has a happy Thanksgiving, but since It took me too long to try and type it, it's now Thaksgiving.

I wish that my dust allergies would go away.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but now you're allergic to CHOCOLATE!!! muahahahahaha

i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now you have to go to work EVERY DAY!!!! *evil laugh *

I wish I had some moar music to listen to.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it's all crappy rap songs.

I wish that I could get more time on WoW.

 

[Chibi]

NO, NOT THE RAP!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

Granted, but it's an extra two seconds. ^^

I wish the squirrels outsode my wondow would go the hell away.

 

[PokemonDP]

Granted, but now they're in your room chewing up everything.

I wish my sister would stop bugging me.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but now your mum is.

I wish I had something nice to eat...

 

[000aj]

Granted, but you are allergic to it

i wish my wish can't be crushed

 

[Chibi]

Granted. ERROR. You wish gets crushed anyways.

I wish I could make awesome puns like Stel.

 

[000aj]

Granted, but Stel's puns are not awesome anymore

i wish my wish get crushed ;D

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted. That's all I have to say. Nothing Fancy.

I wish I had peanut butter

 

[Chibi]

Granted. You have it all over you.

I wish my neck didn't hurt so much.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but now your arm is broken.

I wish Mork and Mindy wasn't so hilarious!

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it's now sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad

I wish I had some chocolate...

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but it explodes as you try to eat it. Muahaha!

I wish I had a fish, can it be a salmon?

 

[000aj]

granted, but the salmon is huge and eats you

i wish i can grant my own wish

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted. You have it all over you.

*starts licking myself* Mmmm peanut butter...

*Ahem* Granted, but you can't bring yourself to crush it so I had to.

I wish I had a loft

 

[DarkPokemonTrainer]

Granted, but its haunted by a pig.

I wish I had a dog made of lemons.

 

[000aj]

granted, but the lemons are crushed

i wish i has a munchlax

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but your new munchlax friends come and start munching on you.

I wish I had a rubber dinosaur.

 

[000aj]

granted, but it's alive and eats you

i wish an other wish

 

[Chibi]

Granted. You wished that your Munchlax and his friends would eat you.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

 

[Brendan Savem]

cannot be granted, because we cannot heat you up any more. You're still cold, and you're sitting on the sun

I wish I could withstand any heat (You hear that Secad! I am now Fi-proof!!)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you're still not Chibi-proof. I take out my titanium flyswatter and cut you into ribbons with its super-sharp edges.

I wish my computer wouldn't lag.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now it's going so fast, you can't keep up (are we talking about computer performance or a three-footed race?)

I wish I was Chibi-proof (and I better keep my Fi-proofness too)

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you're still not titanium flyswatter-proof. Which still slices you up like a cheese grater. ^^;;

I wish it wasn't so silent. (Maybe it's the gloomy weather. I like gloomy weather...)

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now the silence is being erupted by a man with the bagpipes next door, you will never find peace when he is practicing, which is for most of the night.

I wish I had something to counter a titanium flyswatter (such as a nuclear fly or something)

 

[Chibi]

Granted. It's stabbing yourself with a taser.

I wish I had a staple.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but it is worthless since you don't have a stapler

I wish I had more waffles at that hotel I spent the last three days in

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, and then you build a waffle fort. But it gets soaked in the rain.

I wish I didn't feel like eating all the time.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, and then you build a waffle fort. But it gets soaked in the rain.

The waffle fort sounds like a good idea. Would make a much better base than my tinfoil shed

Granted, it however doesn't stop you from eating all the time

I wish I had an umbrella for my waffle fort

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it has holes in it.

I wish I could use the Kamehameha attack.