Crush a wish!

[Chibi]

(Deja vu...)

Granted. But well....now your head hurts! (I had to make it bad on someone!)

I wish I would get a DS for Yule this year. (Yule. Not Christmas. I celebrate Yule)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it's given to you on December 29. For some odd reason that I don't feel like making up.

I wish I that I would get some Buddy Holly Cd's for Christmas (He's amazing!).

 

[Aura]

Granted, but they carry Weird Al's Virus, and you unleash it on the world... Then everyone kills you for making them... Oh I can't be stuffed listing them all...

I wish Virus Alert was even more epic than it is now...

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but then the software ruins your computer when you try and use it

I wish Hailey wasn't so god modding in chat sometimes.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but now you have to play the piano for 48 hours straight. And I dunno where that came from.

I wish that I'd stop dancing to music randomly.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but it eats your spleen!

I wish cows could fly

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they all get shot down with bazookas.

I wish that I had telepathy, telekinesis, and mind control that I could control perfectly and are very powerful.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but your throat gets slit in your sleep. That's how most of those people meet their end.

I wish my right arm didn't hurt so much (marching Tenor Saxophone is not fun.)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now your face does! And facial injuries always seem to hurt more, hmm?

I wish my teeth would stop hurting.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but your fingernails start. Not sure how, but they do.

I wish that Secad's nails wouldn't hurt.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now your nails do.

I wish that people would request invites for the rebooted Government Utilization of Super Powered Forces RP.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then it dies. A slow and painful death.

I wish that I didn't sit on my feet.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you sat on a dagger. The pointy side.

I wish it would snow harder.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. It snows lead weights.

I wish that I liked to eat fish.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but the fish like to eat you too!

I wish it was snowing snow, not anything else.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but its only the fluffy snow that doesn't make snowballs very well. What fun is that?

I wish it would snow here. Good snow too.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you get only a milimeter.

I wish that the snowflakes were bigger.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they eat you.

I wish that I could eat a mountain of chocolate pudding.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you choke and die.

I wish my mouth didn't feel odd.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, it feels like jello now. Jello is not odd somehow.

I wish I got a better chair down here.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. However, it is made of solid gold and melts underneath your rear. You didn't specify how it was to be better.

I wish for bananas. I am hungry. So is my hoarde of pyrokinetic gerbils.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. You get fried bananas. How is that corrupted?

I wish that sometimes a meteor would give me space-cheese.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you get sick and die from some alien bacteria.

I wish my bangs were electric blue.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they're made out of electricity that kills you.

I wish I could use magic powers.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they change you into sushi. Yay, lunch!

I wish for some octopus sushi that was dead and fresh.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it still gets suckered to your face.

I wish I would start my homework.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you have to get off 'Charms.

I wish for sushi in general.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. But I somehow get it. But I don't like it.

I wish for a vowel change!

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but somehow instead you get a sex change.

I wish that someone would join GUSPF.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but they have an acute allergy to icecream, that turns out to be worse than they originally thought and then die.

I wish I was a girl again!

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you're de-aged to a fetus.

I wish that the person who joined didn't have an ice-cream allergy.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now they have an allergy against whatever they joined and leave.

I wish I had food.

 

[Secad MS]

It was GUSPF, my new superhero RP.

Granted, but it's poison.

I wish you would join my RP, Chibi.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. But Chibi is poisoned remember? You did the deed yourself!

I wish that people could type as fast as me at least.

 

[Chibi]

I wish you would join my RP, Chibi.

If that was for real then I'd love to.

Granted, but then we type faster than you.

I wish I wasn't poisoned.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, with no catches. Go ahead and join. I sent you the invite.

I wish for thirty Fis.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but they all burn you.

I wish I would get up and get my coffee. (I made some but I don't wanna go away from the comp.)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but I drink the coffee and steal your money.

I wish for...gerbils!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, it starts to rain gerbils everywhere.

I wish that I wasn't cold.

 

[Secad MS]

Yay! You say raining gerbils like it's a bad thing.

Granted, but now you're burnt in Fi's flame. Warm enough?

I wish for...fire!