Crush a wish!

[Zachary]

Granted, but it's soy milk.

I wish I don't have to keep caring for my katana every day.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, only because I steal it. (Yes! I finally have a katana!)

I wish it wasn't cloudy tonight so I could see the full moon. (I'ts supposed to be the biggest one of 2009 and I'm missing it! :'()

 

[Zachary]

Granted, but I turn into a werewolf and rip your throat out.

I wish that my band members wern't complete retards.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, they're now monkeys in Psycho Monkey's army of doom.

I wish that I'd do my homework.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but the gard you get is EPIC FAIL!

I wish I would finally get to my "volountory"(sp?) mandatory science paper due next month.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but my crush turns out to be the same as the one you just did.

I wish for a Nintendo Ds Lite.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it only plays Brain Age.

I wish I could go to an MCR concert.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it's bombed.

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[Secad MS]

So do I!

Granted, but Secad gets pissed that I forgot to include her and overthrows us with Fi despite our various animals out numbering them.

I wish I included Secad

This wish is epic. Everyone knows my temper, and my pyrokinetic gerbil. I am the ruler of all! Bwahahahahaha! *kidding*

[size=1pt]You still should know I rule everything.[/size]

Granted. Now you're a plank!

I wish I could be on more often without my classwork, grades, or performance in class slipping, sliding, or being lowered in any way.

 

[blackdaisy13]

Granted, but all the computers now will decide that they don't want to work for you so you can't get on.

I wish that penguins ruled the world

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they turn you into a fish and eat you.

I wish I got included in Nem's fic either as myself or Fi.

 

[Aura]

Granted, but it is deleted.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but evey time you get to the computer you forget what it was.

I wish... Damn I can't think of anything either. I wish I wasn't experiencing crush revesal.

 

[Typhlosion4ever]

Granted, but you start thinking of millions of crushes and can't decide which one to use

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but no games, electricity, or Wiimote. Have fun whacking people with a small white box.

I wish to be featured in some 'Charms fic like all the other regulars.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it's only a small cameo where you get made fun of

I wish I had done more today then play on the computer

 

[Cody]

Granted, but in running outside from the excitement, you get flattened by a cement truck that burts into flame when it hits you.

I wish for...for.......something to wish for.

 

[garyoakguy]

Granted, but the wish is so bad, it kills you!

I wish i was a loyal member of psycho monkeys army and he wouldn't kill me. ( im sorry for the other stuff. please forgive me :'( ) Ohahah ( lol )

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, in our social hirachy you become the janitor. (It's better than being dead, AND you get to move up the ladder if you behave yourself)

I wish my sibling wasn't taking the 360 to his friend's house tomarrow where he will be spending the night. (curse you little brother!)

 

[garyoakguy]

Granted, in our social hirachy you become the janitor. (It's better than being dead, AND you get to move up the ladder if you behave yourself)

I wish my sibling wasn't taking the 360 to his friend's house tomarrow where he will be spending the night. (curse you little brother!)

granted. he is now dead.

I wish that i would be a part of psycho monkeys army. ( for example, I mean like fighting with the other monkeys. )

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you accidentally kill one of the monkeys and the others kill you.

I wish I was a Rukia Kuchiki was real just long enough for me to get her autograph.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but the Soul Society decides to erase everything that can prove she ever existed, including you. And me. And everyone else that has seen or read Bleach. D'oh.

I wish I hadn't just killed myself and all the other Bleach fans.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now Fruits Basket fans do it for you.

I wish I would finally get my 'regular' status on the forum like Jeydis and Shiny Eevee.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it takes you another 2 years to complete.

I wish my second attempt to download the Gundam 00 OST works (The file was corrupted the first time)

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now any other game you try to download a game screws all your files and blows your screen up

I wish I was like a Super Smash Bros Brawler (not dieing, technically, cool strength, double jumping, and a final smash to write my name all over the wall)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you are the wimpiest one.

I wish people would post in my Debate thread.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but now any other game you try to download a game screws all your files and blows your screen up

(OST= Original Soundtrack, not game )

Granted, but everyone is against you.

I wish I did something worthy enough to be put on the Member Showcase

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but all you did was giving all members a monkey.

I wish I could be a hero for one day. (Without dying, of course.)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. You saved Sem...'s shoes.

I wish for awesomeness.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then you become a selfish jerk.

I wish I could play the flute and beatbox at the same time.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you can't sleep and live at the same time

I wish I hadn't watched 'Superhero Movie' (The animals! The snail! It burn my eyes!)

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but your eyes are burned anyway.

I wish I was farther in SSBB's campaign.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you wind up losing the last match.

I wish I could actually play SSBB.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but only two minute demos allowed (like some of the twenty second masterpieces which suck)

I wish I had some chocolate pudding

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but its two months past its experation date.

I wish there was more to do online right now.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but you have to pay lots of money to do that stuff.

I wish that I could play SSBB more often.

 

[DalekSam]

Granted, but you will get owned by noobs all the time.

I wish I was a Pokemon, that would ROCK.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but I hose you down (that's what you get for being so 'stony')

I wish I had a spare DS and Pearl (I need to do some evolution stuff)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but they all get glitched and turn into Magikarp

I wish Magikarp was a little more useful before it evolved

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. But all it does is excrete confusion-cure berries.

I wish that James Patterson's book Daniel X wasn't so horrible. I wanted to vomit after I read it.