Crush a wish!

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you go in your pants

I wish the cesspool of darkness in my back yard would disapear so that I could hack into the internet outside without dealing with the mosquitos that breed in the cesspool.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but now there is a Gigantall Sunflower (basically, a giant flower) where the cesspool once stood. And that attracts the zombie killer bees which you will have to deal with when you go outside

I wish I had a duplicator which can allow me to make numerous copies of myself to do various things, then put them all back straight afterwards, so I don't have to feed them.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but each copy represents an aspect of your personality. The evil you, although pretty weak, causes a lot of trouble for everyone and you get blamed for it.

I wish people would stop complaining to me about stuff that isn't within my power to fix.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but now zombies complain to you instead ;D

I wish I was at Zaxby's

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you are on the streets outside of Zaxby, because you were kicked out

I wish I knew I was being dragged to the beach tomorrow in advance

 

[Aura]

Granted, you get ready in advance, but it turns out you heard wrong and now you're wearing all this summer clothing at Falls Creek (thats when I come up and bury you in the snow).

I wish my best friend didn't ignore me almost completely on Tuesday...

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but she followed you around and was annoying

I wish I was already at my trip to Whitewater water park

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, however it rains all week.

I wish, no, I demand funnel cake!

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you die in an accident involving the fryer.

And Fi.

I wish I had enough time to read all of the books I got out of the library yesterday. Over 15 600 page books in a week? I hope I can read them all and still do all my other stuff.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you read so fast that you can't remember which plot went to which book. (You could always just renew them)

I wish I could get to the library to pick up a book or two to read when I go on vacation

 

[Secad MS]

Heh, I have someplace to go to next week, so I can't.

Granted, but it's a really bad piece of chick lit. There are some good chick lit books, and some not-so-good...

I wish I knew the kata Pasai perfectly for my next rank (karate).

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but while demonstrating it you accidentally kill someone and get explelled.

I wish I was more skilled in martial arts

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you slip on a puddle one day while holding sai and impale yourself on them. You die.

I wish I would get taught a bo kata soon! Squee! I love the bo.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but you suddenly forget why you want to be taught.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but I crush every last one of them.

I wish I was more skilled at playing Wii left handed

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but Fi burns off your left hand.

I wish that I had the energy to go get dressed right now. I'm still in pajamas.

'Charms is soo addicting...

 

[POH!KEMON]

Granted, but you get laughed at for wearing the wrong clothes.

I wish I had a giant hamburger!

 

[Master of Dragons]

Granted,but it turns into a magical pickle fairy and destroys you with it's fire spell

I wish I was a magical sea monkey

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but while I am the Lord of the Evil Space Monkeys, the Magical Sea Monkeys fall under the jurisdiction of Wrath Monkey who is a much more aggressive ruler than I am.

I wish Wrath Monkey would let me rule the Magical Sea Monkeys for at least a day.

 

[Rozi]

Granted. The next day, they drown you for ruling them instead of Wrath Monkey.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake. ^^

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but I make you allergic to strawberries!

I wish I didn't break my toe or anything else yesterday at the dojo.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you skinned your toe walking barefoot in the driveway to get the mail like I did a few weeks ago.

I wish my headache would go away (probably shouldn't be on the computer but I'm addicted)

 

[Aura]

Granted, but she followed you around and was annoying

(He)

Granted, but you have a migrane now... (probably spelt that wrong...)

I wish I was a better speller

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but your hands fall off and you can never write or type again.

I wish I had caught a foul ball at the Braves game last night

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you caught it with your face and are now missing both of your front teeth.

I wish my life was more like my Sims life. Allow me to go into more detail:
I am an immortal mad scientist werewolf
My sexy wife is a vampire
My daughter is a witch
I have twin alien sons that I gave birth to
My best friend is a robot that I built
And my dog is a demon
(I beg you to be super creative when crushing this)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, your best friend sets your house on fire and everyone in your family but you dies. You then plea to the Grim Reaper, who then kills you.

I wish I didn't just lose the game.

 

[Master of Dragons]

Granted but you just died because Rick Astley Rick Rolled you and you died due to annoyance (evil laugh).
I wish I wasn't emo right now...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted. You're so peppy, you now are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers.

I wish this wasn't turning into the Suicide Game.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it gets boring cause nobody ever dies.

I wish I had a taco in my right hand (im hungry)

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's filled with poisonous spices.

I wish allergy season didn't start in the SUMMER for me.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it starts the day BEFORE summer starts and lasts 364 days a year (365 on leap years!)

I wish I had a non-poisonous taco

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

ONCE AGAIN, YOU FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING, so a hobo eats your mother.

I wish I had a pet hobo.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it starts the day BEFORE summer starts and lasts 364 days a year (365 on leap years!)

I wish I had a non-poisonous taco

Actually I did wish for something so the hobo ralphs up my mother (so many nightmres...........) and eats you instead (but on the plus side theres no pollen in a hobo!)

I wish I was a Marine General and wouldn't die if I was shot

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(Cheater, you edited the post. >:C)

Granted, you die if you get touched.

I wish I had better drawings.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but everyone goes blind and can't see them

I wish da moon really was made of cheese ;D

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's Limberger.

I wish this sandwich didn't taste expired. :C

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it tastes worse regular!

I wish I had pie

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's squash pie, it's squashed and made with real squash!

I wish I could come up with better fakemon.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but Game Freak (people who make pokemon games) kills you for making pokemon better than theirs

I wish I could solve the world hunger problem

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, the solution is committing suicide.

I wish Jonas Brothers had good voices.