Crush a wish!

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you have so many thing to do right now.

I wish I didn't have stage fright for the gig on Saturday...

 

[BlackLotus]

Granted, now you have absolutely NOTHING to do and die of boredom.

I wish I owned my own hookah.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it turns out a "hookah" is a large carnivorous sponge

I wish for a hulla-ba-loo

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you get "hulla"ed at by your mother until she is "ba-loo"

I wish I could have come up with something slightly more creative than that.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you said you had died.

I wish someone would post in my new game.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it's one of the mods locking it

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[Jenova]

Granted, you have 75 projects and 82 homework assignments, wether or not you still have school. Oh, and did I mention that tomorrow's the due date for all of them?


I wish people could realize that I am freaking ugly already

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, they think you're an individual because of your ugliness and they kill you.

...I wish that didn't seem so rude...

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but everything else you say is rude.

I wish I didn't have to worry about anything. I'm on vacation, jeez.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, now you worry about everything. (You said anything, so....)

I wish I had my level 100 Salamence back. :c

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but he comes back with all his stats reduced to 0 due to the endless feeding of the stat reducing berries (and you can't restore them... too bad...)

I wish I could make a soda

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's diet Dr Pepper.

I wish Dr Pepper was always fizzy.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, now it always explodes

I wish I had more imagination in making fizzy beverages that are better than Diet Dr. Pepper

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you only make one can then forget how you did it.

I wish the chance of me getting root beer floats from A&W today was higher than it is.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, there's a one in a million chance. :]

I wish Mind Lord would hurry up.

 

[Mind Lord]

What about me, I'm here

 

[Jenova]

[Ignored Mind Lord's post.]

Granted, but someone bans him :V

I wish Lolita dresses were affordable.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, they are affordably by most people, but not you

I wish I had bad-ass ninja skills

 

[Mind Lord]

Granted but you can only use them on inanimate objects

I wish i didn't get paint everywhere when i paint

 

[Jenova]

Granted, it gets only on you :V

I wish that annoying kid across the street would die already.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, because you killed him, and was busted

I wish people are looking when I do bad-ass ninja skills

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but following what Time Lord or whoever said it, people look when you perform badass ninja skills...on inanimate objects.

I wish I had a non-breakable, flame-resistant, non-exploding and non-imploding....air conditioner.

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted, but then it ended up having a lose screw and let out extremely hot air.

I wish i had a million dollars.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but it's $1,000,000 in Monopoly money, so it has no value.

I wish I had Sims 3.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you go bankrupt in all the houses and everyone doesn't do anything you ask them to. (This happened to me in Sims 2)

I wish this soda were cold.

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted, but then it turns into a block of ice that will never melt.

I wish for a giant can of arizona ice tea.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish people would stop giving me such migraines.

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted, but then you give yourself a migrain.

I wish for some ice cream.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, its tuna flavored.

I wish I coulda beat Jirachan earlier on Diamond.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but she throws a hissy fit and attacks you

I wish there was a better way

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted ?

I wish for some new roller blades.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but they don't have wheels

I wish I could snap and then everything I need to do would be done.

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted, but then you become the first geni alive and the government starts chasing you every where you go.

I wish for a faster laptop.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted. It runs faster than you and you can't ever catch it. LOL

I wish my pinky didn't hurt.

 

[DJ Tony]

Granted, but then your thumb starts to hurt.

I wish i had a hat.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, its a posionous snake.

I wish the Jonas Brothers didn't exist.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but something worse than the Jonas Brothers exist in their place.

I wish n00bs didn't exist.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted...everyone is so skilled now that nobody can't ever beat them.

I wish I could go see Linkin Park in concert.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but their guitars have nukes in them and the strings are the triggers

I wish it wasn't 100 degrees today

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted...It's 110 degrees.

I wish I was funnier.