Crush a wish!

[zezzyman]

Granted, but they go mute 3 minues afterwards

I wish my computer could do anything

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it can make very loud beeps at you and does it frequently.

I wish for mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted but it eats your head cause it was radioactive.

I wish it would rain ice cream

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, a giant ice cream sundae lands on your head and knocks you out cold.

I wish I had NON-RADIOACTIVE ice cream.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but the grenade in it is radioactive!

I wish Magikarps didn't suck

 

[Rozi]

Granted. You suck.

I wish I had some cake.

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted but you choke on it and die

I wish I could pluck up the courage to ask this girl out...

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but she rejects you. Sorry!

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted. Your dead insted

I wish my RP was the best on charms

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, all the other role-plays suck so much that yours is even worse than before.

I wish the chatroom would let me in.

 

[Rozi]

Granted. Then your computer crashes.

I wish Laties would stop wishing about his RP. It's awesome, though. XD

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted. He starts talking about his RPCs instead.

I wish I weren't too lazy to color my drawings.

 

[PhantoAce]

Granted, but I steal them so you can't colour them

I wish I wish I was a Fish

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but your wish your wish to be a fish was crushed by Doctor Seuss.

I wish for a fish, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but the Grinch steals your Christmas and then he stabs you

I wish I had a piece of pie

 

[Trop003]

Granted, but that pie was made with rotten fruit.

I wish I had some Wii points...

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but your Wii implodes

I wish I was filthy rich

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you get sued for all your money soon after.

I wish my Cascoon drawing wasn't so fail-worthy...

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but it becomes so good it burns your eyes

I wish for world supremacy

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, then the world is hit by a meteor and you must pay for everything that was destroyed. This includes the White House.

I wish dinner was ready.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but its turnips

I wish turnips were illegal

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted. Now radish is the only legal food.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted but Gyarados eats you

I wish I was hungry

 

[Master of Dragons]

Granted but there is NO food in your WHOLE house and you have no way to go to a store to get food.

I wish I had a Wii

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you accidentally throw the Wiimote at your TV a day after you get the Wii.

I wish I could eat those delectable ribs again.

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, butyou have to barf them up but your lungs come out in the process and you die of lack of oxygen

I wish I had a choclate chip pancake

 

[ShinyLuxray123]

Granted, but you have to eat your pet and a poison frog
I wish I had a plater of ribs and chocolate cupcakes

 

[ShinyLuxray123]

Granted, but you have to eat your pet and a poison frog
I wish I had a plater of ribs and chocolate cupcakes

 

[POH!KEMON]

Double posting could get you a warning and a chance of getting you banned. For now, just read the rules before posting anything else, kapeesh?

Granted, but you vomit at 3 in the morning.

I wish I had a set of bongos.

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but they burst into flames.

I wish that other guy on Laties' RP'd post already. -_-

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, he posts "lolhi".

I wish ShinyLuxray wasn't such a noob.

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but you turn into one and get banned from the forums.

I wish the world would end already :V

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, the world of your imagination ended.

I wish for more time to think of a wish.

 

[Aura]

Granted but your wish is so terrible that all the mods/admin swoop down at once and ban you forever... off any computer...

I wish I made ha;hg;laht;lahds;laghwahfdlsenselahs;hg;slafhd;lafhj;aghdsa!

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but ShinyLuxray, the n00b that he is, eats it then explodes ;D YAY HE'S DEAD!

I wish for a party to celebrate the death of shinyluxray!

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but no one comes to the party.

I wish my friends aren't such homophobes

 

[zezzyman]

Granted, but they become zombies and eat your brain

I wish Dr. Seuss wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't rhyme

 

[Jenova]

Granted, now children everywhere are retarded as hell because they think "turkey" rhymes with "bleep."

I wish people would just shut up about Lolita being "frilly" and stuff

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted. They now say Lolita is "LIEK SUPER KAWAII DESU".

I wish we were having ribs for dinner again.

 

[Tangrow]

Granted. Have fun having infected old rat ribs from a sewer rat for dinner!

I wish that I didn't have so many things to do on Saturday >