• Welcome back to Pokécharms! We've recently launched a new site and upgraded forums, so there may be a few teething issues as everything settles in. Please see our Relaunch FAQs for more information.

Crush a wish!

Status
Not open for further replies.
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but now (s)he is very grumpy because (s)he needs to get laid. As a result (s)he gives your class a difficult weekend assignment. (Wait, you're still in school?)

I wish for a way to expell all of my extra energy
 
S

sheesheesh

Granted, you are now incredibly lethargic and fall asleep for God knows how long.

I wish you didn't lose the game right now.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, you lost the game because I never lose.

I wish I could decide if I should cut my nails or let them continue growing until they are long enough that I can sharpen them into claws.
 
S

sheesheesh

Granted, you are forced to KILL THEM WITH FIRE and you now longer have nails.

I wish that made sense.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
(Bitch Ima scientist!)

Granted, but that doesn't stop me from sending a horde of angry Evil Space Monkeys to your doorstep.

I wish I could find a viable specimen for my monkey-human cross breeding project.
 
T

turbokid64

Granted, but it loses it's mind because it doesn't know what species and it kills you and itself.

I wish I could control lightning without getting hurt
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but as your wish was made 11 hours ago you're probably already asleep.

I wish people would do what I tell them when I tell them when it is of the utmost urgency.
 
PhantoAce

PhantoAce

Granted, but there never is an utmost of urgency again in history

I wish My mate listened to decent music other than the Hoosiers and Mika all the freakin time
 
T

turbokid64

Granted, but the place you have to go to instead is a bottomless hole with a wireless card and laptop falling next to you.

I wish I could actually cook a decent meal...
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted but your cat now wants to join a football team.
(...This is 'Charms. Randomness is normal.)

I wish I lost 10lbs of my weight
 
Newprofile001

Newprofile001

Granted.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PARENTS WERE KILLED IN ACTION BY A NUKE THAT WAS LAUNCHED INTO THEIR BUNKER BY A "STELLARWIND ELSYDION". THE FUNERAL IS TOMORROW. PLEASE WEAR RADIATION SUIT.

I wish I made a wish. >=-3
 
M

Megaboom

Granted, but now all the users are complete and total dolts that make all the current N00b'd people look like saints.

I wish for a giant vat of chocolate ice cream.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, because our world is at peace all of our military technology has been erased. Then in come the Decepticons and without a military humans are eliminated before the Autobots can arrive.

I wish I had more money so I could see Transformers 2 again.
 
Aura

Aura

Granted, but it's taken out of the cinima before you can see it again...

I wish I didn't have to go to Drama in half an hour... I can't be bothered to act at all right now...
 
Aura

Aura

Granted, but I am and now you have to live with the fact that you put me in jail.

I wish I could see all the people from ags now...
 
Aura

Aura

NOOOO!!! YOU NEVER GRANTED THE WISH!!! DIE!!! *kills Newprofile*

...

I'll answer myself now!

Granted, but David ignores you.

I wish I had something to eat
 
S

sheesheesh

Granted, it is now midnight, but it's 90 degrees Fahrenheit INDOORS, and it's still bright out. Brings back bad memories, huh sis?

I wish I could see what you did thar.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top