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turbokid64

Granted, but it's only because all the TVs in the universe simoltaneously exploded. Good going! Now we're devoid of TVs!!!

I wish people would stop wishing that they wish they could fall asleep.
 
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Megaboom

Granted, but now everyone can't go to sleep and become sleepless zombies.

I wish they'd stop airing stupid Progressive insurance commercials.
 
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sheesheesh

Granted, to make up for it, they show a buttload of Nationwide commercials with the "umm" and "W-we" and stuffs.

I sure wish preps didn't exist.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, but the stress of all that battling deteriorates your health. You will die at a very young age.

I wish I had a Geass. (Look it up if you don't know what it is)
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, but like C.C. you never experience true love. Also, your Geass would affect both genders.

I wish I had some method of changing the world for the better.
 
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112% Elusive

DARN YOU PSYCHO MONKEY Xp

(I'll be cliché here) Granted, but you have to sacrifice someone important to you to achieve it.

I wish I had Mashed potatoes.
 
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Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted. *stomps on a potato* Here you go. ;D

I wish my dog would stop barking at the wind. Tis very annoying
 
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turbokid64

Granted, but that's all you're able to say and eventually all you're friends think that you're annoying and you end up dieing alone and saying "Man have I been dieing to get into the cemetary."

I wish I could....um....eat....corn?
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, instead you have me for a brother! :o

I wish I knew why I got more amusement out of that crush than nescesary
 
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112% Elusive

Bleh, having a brother doesn't sound half bad. (My sister is the type that needs to have someone with her at all times X_X She also had 3 friends over in the past 2 days.)

Granted, but then you find nothing else amusing.

I wish Tan would act his age. (and also act -slightly- more like a male.)
 
SineCosineTangent

SineCosineTangent

Granted, but it's always on fire. It likes being on fire. You, however, will get burned if you try and cuddle it D:

I wish I had a fiery kitty that wouldn't burn me.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but we start playing ping-pong with you as the ball. And since you're invincible, you don't get smashed by our hits. And then we want to play again.

I wish I could play ping-pong with the invincible Mr. Cacti as the ball
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but I'm your next opponent and I declare this a duel-weilding match.

I wish I was coordinated enough to pull off a duel-weilding ping-pong match
 
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turbokid64

granted, but you eventually get sick of ping-pong and get into ice skating. HAHAH TIGHT-WEARER!!!

I wish I never have to wear tights in my life.
 
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sheesheesh

Granted, but you die on the second year. (Wait... You're seven?!)

I wish I was a dictator.
 
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turbokid64

Granted, but you're only dictator for 2 minutes before someone kills you and takes the throne.

I wish my laptop didn't have a virus on it anymore....
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, but the virus's damage is done and all of your files are corrupted.

I wish I didn't have fines on my library card
 
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QuilavaEmperor

Granted but you're still in debt from those late fees from Blockbuster

I wish if I have to buy something I can just take the amount I need right from my pocket forever.
 
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turbokid64

Granted, but money becomes obselite in the next 20 seconds so it doesn't matter anymore.

I wish i could bend space and time THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AT MY FINGERTIPS ALL POWER WOULD BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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QuilavaEmperor

Granted, but soon enough you will be devoured by it's immense power and become one with time and space and there is no ruler over it.

I wish I can find a Heart Scale in the underground finally.
 
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