Crush a wish!

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but then you have to come up with a mono flying team for me. (Heading in there now No one there :S)

I wish I had a pet Kecleon.

Granted but it hates you.

i wish i could swim

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then you would get eaten by a shark.

I wish I had a speck of dust.

(Work with that! Ha!)

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted, but then you would get eaten by a shark.

I wish I had a speck of dust.

(Work with that! Ha!)

Granted but it is cover in plague germs

i wish i could have the Patience's to EV train

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but it would cost you your social life.

I wish I could sprite.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you lose the abiltiy to write fan-fictions.

I wish I had a real KeyBlade.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you are overcome with Heartless before you get the chance to do anything.



I wish I had a mechanical pencil that never ran out of lead.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you can't stop writing and die of writers cramp.

I wish I could meet Utada Hikaru.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but she sprays you with Mace and has her body-guards throw you in the river.


I wish I could find the ring that my friend lost on me. >=(

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you can't wear it unless you sing badly.

I wish my geometry teacher wasn't teaching anymore.

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but then you have to teach Geometry in their place

I wish I was the fastest runner in the world

 

[Stark]

Granted, but you ran so fast everyone else gave up and you had no one to compete with.

I wish I could sneeze lava. ()

 

[Michieru]

(too easy) Granted but you melt your body in the process.


I wish the people in the administration office at my college weren't so scatter-brained.

 

[diamondphantom]

Granted, but they all quit and get better jobs

I wish my sister wasn't allergic to nuts

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but then nuts became allergic to her

I wish that it rained chocolate

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but humanity would end due to the ensuing drought

I wish I could dance like Shakira
(I can't wait for the crush on this one!)

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but you get in an accident and end up in a wheelchair

I wish I could be an alchemist

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but due to equivalent exchange you end up in a wheelchair too

I wish that my room didn't get so hot in summer

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but your room gets too cold instead and you wind up getting pneumonia.



I wish I knew how to hack my Wii and DS like other people do in order to download games for free. >.>

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but you dropped your ds into the toilet and your wii exploded

I wish I could play the guitar

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but you play it so much your fingers fall off

I wish I had my own house

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you go into debt and can't pay for it.

I wish I could paly the flute better than I could in the 5th grade.

 

[Ruko]

Granted, but due to the typo you can't play the flute for squat.

I wish I had the motivation to pass my boring classes.

 

[Plapti]

Granted but you end up failing anyways.

I wish the chat wasn't so dead.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but it's so spammy you wish it were dead

I wish I was fabulous.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you become so fabulous that the paparazzi never leave you alone and you go insane.


I wish it was winter again.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted,but it gets too cold and you freeze to death


I wish pokemon were real

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but the governments see their powers as "weapons of mass destruction" and a whole war erupts. Way to go! =D


I wish the random door in the back of my closet that doesn't actually open led to a magical land like Narnia... or Red Robin.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then magical creatures would escape from it and take over the world.

I wish I could make the world perfect, no wars, no famine, no plague, no deformed, etc. without genocide or other violent or controversial techniques. i.e peaceful ones only.

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but the apocalypse comes =0

I wish I was taller

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but you keep bumping your head on stuff


I wish I lived in Hawaii

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then Mona Loa would melt you down.

I wish I could enter a Black Hole and see the back of it, and without dying too!

AL

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but you get stuck there and die from hunger

I wish I could have the power of intangibility

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you can't touch any food so you die of hunger.

I wish I hadn't made that typo in my last post.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but fixing the typo somehow messes up the site and it shuts down. WAY TO GO! >

I wish I had all lv.100 on my pokemon pearl and pokemon sapphire.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but your game crashes as soon as you get your wish.

I wish George Bush didn't screw the US economy so bad and put us trillions of dollars in debt, making our dollar worth less in other countries. (There better be a GOOD answer to this one... no crappy "um.. ok but.. the world explodes!" or something. )

 

[Jeydis]

Granted but then you notice that Gearge Bush isnt the one pulling the strings and now have to use other wishes to get rid of other figure heads.

(And the american dollar should honestly not be worth so much more then everybody else's, if it would be worth close to the same then the canadien dollar or the Euro then it wouldnt be so bad, as long as it just doesnt plummet further)

I wish I had more requests to do, seems most people are hibernating in spring or something

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but you get too many requests to handle and have a break-down

I wish that I could breath underwater

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then you'd have to trade in your lungs.

I wish I could be immortal. (So many ways to screw up here...)

AL

 

[KoL]

Granted, but then you'd end up being sealed away in a void of nothingness for all eternity, purely as a way for the world to spite you for not being able to die (like Garlic.Jr and Porky Minch.)

I wish I could use mind control on people and turn them into my slaves.

 

[DoggyEars]

Granted, but then a rebellion of animals would take over the planet.

I wish I could draw well.