Crush a wish!

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it rolls over on top of your leg and breaks it.

I wish Uki had a wheelchair for her broken leg.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but you have to push her around until she gets better.

I wish I had Manaphy.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it's wimpy.

I wish I could make up my mind on whether Full Metal Alchemist or DBZ is better.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but you decide you like another anime

Edit:I wish I could howl

 

[112% Elusive]

NOT GRANTED! (You didn't wish)

I wish I had a cat.

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted, But it is a wild rabid tiger and it eats your face and kills yew.



I wish i had a tame tiger ^_^

 

[Vol]

Granted, but it has wild babies who eat you.

I wish ghosts were purple.

 

[Aero]

granted but you die before you see one and dont become a ghost you are just dead

i wish i had a pet eevee

 

[Squrtachu]

*Granted*, but as it is runing around playing it hits a thunder stone and evlolves into Jolteon, Who goes to cuddle with you, impaling you on its many spikes and shocking you until you die


I wish i had FREE GAS(for my car)

 

[Vol]

Granted, but your car charges you one dollar per mile.

I wish I was rated E.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then you get mauled by the people of the world because they think E is for Everyone needs to get it.

I wish I had 9999 posts.

 

[King of Rhinos]

Not granted.

I wish I had a wish like no other wish, a wish that came true without turning into something I never wanted

 

[Kruk]

NOT GRANTED!(because you ignored mine.

I wish I had some Rootbeer.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it is made with real beer and poisonous plant roots, so you both get drunk and poisoned.

I wish I could control pheneromes so I could control and make anybody I want fall in love with me.

 

[King of Rhinos]

Partially granted, because you can only get women to fall in love with you

I wish that my previous wish had been granted

 

[Squrtachu]

NOT GRANTED!(But if it was, it was a previous wish so it is now expired)



I WISH THE EARTH WAS MADE OF CHEESE

 

[Aero]

granted but you are lactose intolerant

i wish for a shirt like the one im wearing and a haircut like the one i have

 

[Squrtachu]

Alredy granted, but than you take off the shirt and your hair falls out



I wish i wasn't lactose intolerant ( THAT would SUCK)

 

[Aero]

granted but someone makes the world into a real world with a lazer

i wish i could speak any language

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted but everyone finds you annoying and doesn't talk to you And also your tounge falls out ^_^


I wish i had a pet

 

[Aero]

granted but it dies

i wish i had a pizza

 

[Squrtachu]

granted but it dies

I wish i had 2 pizzas

 

[Chibi]

Granted but their both moldy and cold and give you major food poisoning so the hospital has to pump your stomach out.

I wish Erin had a "Get Well Soon" card from me.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but it blows up in her face.

I wish for a fun summer break this year.

 

[Chibi]

Granted but you break your leg and have to spend all summer in a hospital.

I wish I had a smiley.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then it gets mad and becomes a frownie. :

I wish Squirtachu(Eric) would stop relating his wishes.

 

[diamondphantom]

Granted, but then this topic is locked

I wish I had macromedia flash so I could create animations

 

[Chibi]

Granted but your computer breaks down so you can't use it.

I wish my computer had a different mouse

 

[Vol]

Granted, but your computer becomes selfish and won't let you use it.

I wish I could mail myself into Canada.

(You guys need to be more random like me!)

 

[Chibi]

Granted but they screw up the adress and you're shipped to Iraq instead.

(creativeness huh?)

I wish Optimus Prime was dead!

 

[Vol]

Granted. The Decepticons end up destroying all life on Earth.

I wish I had a craving for flowers.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you get stung a ridiculous amount of times by bees.


I wish my DSTT would come in the mail already. (hint, find out what a DSTT is before you reply to this or you'll probably look like an idiot)

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but it goes somewhere else in the country.

I wish people would request at my sprite shop

 

[Chibi]

Granted. The Decepticons end up destroying all life on Earth.

Really? Because me and my friend just so happen to love the Decepticons and maybe they'll spare us. ;D

(BACK ON TOPIC)

Granted but your sprites suck. (No offense)

I wish I could spend a day with Byakuya from Bleach.

 

[Wolfnoid]

None taken

Granted but then Byakuya kills you

I wish I had a hamburger

 

[Michieru]

Granted but it goes somewhere else in the country.

... how does that make anysense... if it came to ME in the mail, how would it go somewhere else in the country?
ok i know what my wish is now..

back on topic


Granted, but it's tainted and you get food poisoning.

I wish people would thing their wish granting through and actually READ the wishes thoroughly. :

 

[King of Rhinos]

granted but it goes somewhere else

I wish I hadn't made such a corny joke

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but no one laughs the un-corny joke and you fail.

I wish anybody could find me somebody tooOOOOoOOOOoOO, Lo-o-o-oveeee.
(Doo, doo, doo, doo do do doo-oom)[/size]

 

[Chibi]

Granted but the person who does is really ugly.

I wish it were Saturday again.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I could speak Japanese.