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Crush a wish!

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Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted...

Don't worry no jokes this time...

*cake is catapulted into Aura's face*

... Well, maybe just one

I wish I still had something extremely creative for this topic
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, it costs $200 US plus $50 for shipping and insurrance, plus an additional fee for being out of country. If you've got the cash then you are all set.

I wish I could find Baccano on DVD.
 
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POH!KEMON

Granted, but you have to celebrate a Japanese holiday on Dec.25 because Santa needs a break.

I wish I could see the new Twilight movie New Moon (along with the first one.)
 
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turbokid64

Granted, but it sucks so incredibly bad it burns your eyes out and then with the new holes in your head, fries your brain too. Chipmunks soon take residence in your now lifeless cranium.

I wish I had wings. No scientist could catch me in the air right?
 
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GengarsShadow52

Granted, but the wings are metal and attached to your feet. Soon the scientists push you into the ocean because you are a freak, your metal wings drag you to a watery grave.

I wish Cherry pie would fall like rain from the sky!
 
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sheesheesh

Granted, but you are now allergic to cherry pie.

I wish for a cure for autism.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but can never be at peace because some rumor about a 'relationship' popped up on the internet

I wish famous people could be treated like normal people
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, I gouge out your eyes with a rusty knife giving you a nice life threatening infection.

I wish Brendan would share some of that delicious looking pie with me.
 
Aura

Aura

Granted, but you're never going to make sense again.

I wish I didn't have to reread my sentences five times to make sure I haven't made some stupid mistake while typing...
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

You don't 'have' to, though silly mistakes happen if you don't. It's your choice...

I wish at least a handful more people on the internet actually used what was taught in school
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, they start typing in ebonics because they learned it from their friends in school.

I wish the rental Pokemon's move sets in Pokemon Stadium2 didn't suck.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

(I'm a crazy baker what did you expect? This isn't a game...)

Granted, but it's corrupt and you can no longer play it. (same happened to me)

I wish I didn't forget that last wish
 
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sheesheesh

Granted, but your camera breaks right when the picture is taken.

I wish nobody would crush this wish.
 
Aura

Aura

Granted, the wish isn't crushed. But that doesn't mean that you can't be.

I wish I could remember what the doctor's name is in 'Adventure of the Speckled Band' so I can finish my english assignment.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, but because you rushed me the chapter sucks. (Seriously, without giving away too many spoilers, this is a very important chapter and I want to leave the biggest impact on the reader possible. Also I've been busy the last two weeks ^^;)

I wish I had a solid 2-3 hour time slot to work on my fic.
 
Teapot

Teapot

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Granted, but you're hit by procrastination! (dammit, that's what happened to me. D:)

I wish I could remove my siblings from this plane of existence.
 
Belle

Belle

Granted, but they're on the next flight ;3

I wish I had my own village, just a little town up the coast. Somewhere I could call 'Pretty Pretty Unicorn' 8D
 
Teapot

Teapot

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Granted, but there's rainbow-coloured unicorn crap all over the place. And you can't get rid of it.

I wish I had the power of hax.
 
Belle

Belle

Granted, but upon hacking into the top secret government files, you find Tony Blair's 'secret stash'.
Good luck trying to unsee that D:

I wish I could smoosh all the timezones together so everyone's all on at once and it's one big happy family :D
 
Jenova

Jenova

Granted, but because of all the people going on the internet at the same time at once, the internet shuts down...forever :c

I wish that all of humanity would end in an epic way :V
 
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