Crush a wish!

[Rozi]

(Heh...scary maze isn't scary dude.)

Wait...aren't you supposed to wish for something, not drop something? You know this isn't the "Suicide Game". But I'll just take it as a wish anyway. You wished for the Archive of Stupidity. *drops a million useless picture books on Rifle* There you go. Literally crushed.

I wish I had some bagels

 

[TheUnknownunter]

I wish i could do anything
By the way please warm the egg

 

[112% Elusive]

...You forgot to crush the previous person's wish.

Granted but you die right after you gain that ability.

I wish my mind wasn't broken. (It broke Friday AND Today.)

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life in prison. ;D

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Because you didn't wish for anything, your egg dies.

I wish Magnus would stop spamming about his egg.

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but then he starts spamming about something twenty times worse ._.

I wish I wasn't bored

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you're being tortured by your hairbrush.

I wish I didn't have to leave for a couple weeks.

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, you're leaving tomorrow. ;D
I wish..... eh.....That i was immortal.



Ok im gonna stop talkin about my egg.

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but you go insane because you lose your friends every hundred years or so.

I wish I had another kitty

also, Vira, what hairbrush? My hair is really short =3

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, but it dies of disease after a few days.
I wish i had some friends at school. (seriously i got no friends at school )

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(Magnus, that was making my wish better. I'm leaving today for a couple of weeks.)

Granted, but they turn out to be bullies to everyone.

I wish my bike was fixed (stupid pushpin >>;

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Aww man....
Granted, but as payment you need to give away your soul. ;D



And you should probably check The person below you game.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

You forgot to wish AGAIN, so your internet stops working until Pokecharms no longer exists.

I wish Magnus would remember to wish for something.

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Ooooops.....
Granted, but Cysero takes all of you left socks. lol
I wish i knew where the last poe soul in my legend of zelda twilight princess were.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it's on Mt. Vesuvius, which no longer exists.

I wish I knew something about the Zelda games.

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, you are ganondorf and he knows a lot about it,but he dies in the end of that game
I wish The word LOL dominated the world.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, it destroys you and your family.

I wish I didn't just lose the game (second time today, much less than usual).

 

[TheUnknownunter]

I edited it so i got the wish hehe.
granted, but you die because you're bored after you've taken over the world...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, you died from FOUR strikes.

I wish Magnus could remember something.

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, but when i remember, you die because of the shock. ;D
I wish you could stop saying when i forget.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

Granted, but then I start again.

I wish I was better at emoting.

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, but you lose all other talents.
I wish pokemon was real...

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(I've lost track of how many times that has been wished for...)

Granted, a Pidgeot swoops you away and feeds you to the vulture (Ho-oh).

I wish people would stop wishing for that.

 

[AetherGlaceon]

Granted. Now they start wishing that noobs ruled the world.

I wish RAGEQUITTING was unnecessary. (Well, at least for me)

 

[TheUnknownunter]

Granted, but after that you die.
I wish poeple weren't so mean

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

I wish YOU knew how to spell people.

 

[JUTM]

GRANTED BUT YOU DIE FROM SHOCK BECAUSE HE BECOMES SO SMART

I WISH I COULD BE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

 

[sheesheesh]

We all know that's never gonna happen.

I wish you'd shut the hell up.

 

[KoL]

Granted, but JUTM still gets a warning for all-caps abuse.

I wish my facial hair would stop growing.

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted but then the hair on your head grows to uncontrollable levels.

I wish I had some Rice Crispie Treats D=
(Win KoL, win)

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but you're allergic.

I wish for a hamburger.

 

[KoL]

Granted, but the hamburger comes to life and eats you instead.

I wish PINGAS would become part of the English Dictionary.

 

[sheesheesh]

Granted, but they spell, pronounce and define it incorrectly, so now, PINGAS = herpes.

I wish my parents would stop smoking.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, they shoot crack instead.

I wish that wasn't such a negative grant.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but than everything else you say is a negitive grant.

 

[DayU]

Granted, but your empty wish makes everyone hate you more than they hate n00bs.

I wish Team Shadow Leader Zach had a brain! =D

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but you sacrifice your brain!

I wish I was no longer 1,000,000 years old!

 

[naanny]

Granted, but now you are eight years old and not allowed to be on this site.

I wish I was beautiful.

 

[Team Shadow Leader Zach]

Granted, but then you are forced to date me! ( )

I wish the world was somthing.

 

[DayU]

Granted because it already is.

I wish for a decent show on Cartoon Network.