Later...
Rex: So, uh, what's your name? *Wink*
Jamie: *Deep inhale* Rex? That's your name right? Either your parents hate you and decided 'fuck it, who cares?' Or you were the twin that tagged along, honestly, I can't blame your parents, your head is so far up your own ass, I'm not sure how you even know where you're going, how about you get back to your little card game, jesus, how much of a kid are you? You act like you're five years old, how about you just realise your fate as a 'nice guy'and go back to ranting about how women are just 'dick sleeves'. I'm a guy, y'know? I can shapeshift, but fuck shapeshifting into what you want, goofball, leave this dumbass alone, even you're too good for him, and that means a LOT.
Goofball: *appears between the two with the annoying honk sound.* Holy shit! You went OFF at him! Jesus kid, I wouldn't try to come up with a comeback, even if it wasn't the best, he's gonna come up with something better.