Private/Closed Naruto AU RP: discussion

[Shen: King of Digimon]

He's a perv. Sooo.... yea. Then again Zino will also help catch peepers. And if neither Zino nor Shura catches them welp... Sagiso will kill him

XENO better not be peeping on any Mist women...or else Kai will execute his right of defending the village by slaughtering the invaders (of privacy)

 

[Retro Master]

XENO better not be peeping on any Mist women...or else Kai will execute his right of defending the village by slaughtering the invaders (of privacy)

Yeah, only Kai has that right to peep on Mist women lel

 

[DarkHydraT]

Just how many death threats have there been so far?

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Just how many death threats have there been so far?

You don’t want to know.

Yeah, only Kai has that right to peep on Mist women lel

Kai: I-It’s not peeping! It’s ensuring the safety of our nurtures and caregivers! In case scum like YOU show up. Y-yeah.

 

[SageNeb]

You don’t want to know.



Kai: I-It’s not peeping! It’s ensuring the safety of our nurtures and caregivers! In case scum like YOU show up. Y-yeah.

Isn’t kiro currently in the mist? Does that mean he can peep on the Mizukage and tsuki?

 

[DarkHydraT]

Kai: I-It’s not peeping! It’s ensuring the safety of our nurtures and caregivers! In case scum like YOU show up. Y-yeah.

It's not peeping if you're a writer, then it's called 'gathering information'

 

[SageNeb]

It's not peeping if you're a writer, then it's called 'gathering information'

So tsuki can peep on the boys?

 

[Retro Master]

Isn’t kiro currently in the mist? Does that mean he can peep on the Mizukage and tsuki?

Kiro: Women are a waste of my time.

 

[SageNeb]

Damn the mist is really lenient with their gender separation laws

 

[SageNeb]

Kiro: Women are a waste of my time.

Raiku would disagree.

 

[DarkHydraT]

So tsuki can peep on the boys?

If they want to peep, I ain't stopping them

 

[SageNeb]

It's not peeping if you're a writer, then it's called 'gathering information'

Wait Raiku is an aspiring novelist.. does that mean...?

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Damn the mist is really lenient with their gender separation laws

Nah just Kai XD

 

[DarkHydraT]

Wait Raiku is an aspiring novelist.. does that mean...?

Peep all you want, just don't get caught

 

[OracleLegends]

You don’t want to know.



Kai: I-It’s not peeping! It’s ensuring the safety of our nurtures and caregivers! In case scum like YOU show up. Y-yeah.

Yusa: kai, I’m on your side dude!

 

[SageNeb]

Peep all you want, just don't get caught

CAMOFLAUGE JUTSU!!! Heh good thing none of the girls have dojutsu... wait...

 

[SageNeb]

Yusa: kai, I’m on your side dude!

Don’t you wanna kill all the Yukis?

 

[OracleLegends]

CAMOFLAUGE JUTSU!!! Heh good thing none of the girls have dojutsu... wait...

when you realize one of the girls is a Uchiha

 

[DarkHydraT]

CAMOFLAUGE JUTSU!!! Heh good thing none of the girls have dojutsu... wait...

Once Sagiso finds out, it's every man for themselves

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Yusa: kai, I’m on your side dude!

Your profile pic fits perfectly with that sentence XD

 

[OracleLegends]

Your profile pic fits perfectly with that sentence XD

I KNOW RIGHT!

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Once Sagiso finds out, it's every man for themselves

Well you don’t have to worry about Kai peeping on a deplorable Xeno

 

[SageNeb]

*uses jutsu* *gets caught* Raiku: W-wait Sagiso I can explain! I was just collecting research for my novel. I wanna be like Jiraiya-sama, he does the same thing! Didn’t your village leader wanna marry him or somethi- *gets beaten to death anyways*

 

[OracleLegends]

Well you don’t have to worry about Kai peeping on a deplorable Xeno

so the girl he’s peeping on is who exactly?

 

[DarkHydraT]

Page 300 already

 

[Retro Master]

Page 300 already

Nice catch

 

[SageNeb]

Nice catch

But we all know what I aim for right?

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

so the girl he’s peeping on is who exactly?

Kai: Protecting, NOT peeping. But if your HAVE to know, I would only protect those of the mist...anyone but a Xeno.

 

[SageNeb]

Kai: Protecting, NOT peeping. But if your HAVE to know, I would only protect those of the mist...anyone but a Xeno.

Kanshi: Ahh yes I remember him being caught peeping on arashi.... he got beaten very badly.

 

[OracleLegends]

Kai: Protecting, NOT peeping. But if your HAVE to know, I would only protect those of the mist...anyone but a Xeno.

Yusa: GLACIONA, KAI IS GOING TO PEEP ON YOU!

 

[DarkHydraT]

Everytime I see Xeno, I can't help imagining a Xenomorph which makes for very weird situations

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Kanshi: Ahh yes I remember him being caught peeping on arashi.... he got beaten very badly.

Kai:....never speak of this.....

Yusa: GLACIONA, KAI IS GOING TO PEEP ON YOU!

Kai: SHES MY COUSIN YOU SICK XENO FILTH! *fires thousand needles of death*

 

[OracleLegends]

Kai:....never speak of this.....


Kai: SHES MY COUSIN YOU SICK XENO FILTH! *fires thousand needles of death*

Yusa: *dodges them with the power of ducking*

 

[DarkHydraT]

These scenes would make fantastic omakes

 

[SageNeb]

Kai: SHES MY COUSIN YOU SICK XENO FILTH! *fires thousand needles of death*

Kanshi: I thought I was your cousin?

 

[SageNeb]

Yusa: *dodges them with the power of ducking*

Sometimes getting hit makes the jokes funnier and dodging ruins it

 

[Shen: King of Digimon]

Kanshi: I thought I wa your cousin?

Kai: am I allowed to have more than one cousin? Anyone with ‘Yuki’ in their last name is related to me you know...

 

[SageNeb]

Kai: am I allowed to have more than one cousin? Anyone with ‘Yuki’ in their last name is related to me you know...

Wait is glaciona even have parents which are siblings to kai’s? If not she’s not a cousin.

 

[OracleLegends]

Kai: am I allowed to have more than one cousin? Anyone with ‘Yuki’ in their last name is related to me you know...

*15 years later, everyone has the last name Yuki XD*

 

[OracleLegends]

Wait is glaciona even have parents which are siblings to kai’s? If not she’s not a cousin.

there childhood friends, and yes they do