I use all of my fury gained from both of it and try to channel it, but my rage is just too much. My hair turns golden, the colour of a shiny Magikarp, and raise my arms into the air. My entire body begins to glow as I levitate into the air, two massive portals open up and all of the Magikarp on the earth, which form a massive wave and crush you, then I put your through a portal into a pocket-dimension. Portals open all around you, and new forms of Magikarp fly through. Ones which man cannot comprehend, ones which cross the fifth and sixth dimension, ones which contain the power of Gods.
They all attack at once
Some bend physics, making reality itself collapse on you.
Some for the shapes of Arceus, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina, channeling all of their power to destroy you
Some trap you in ice, burn your very soul with fire, destroy you with lighting and rip you apart with air. Some impale you, make you implode, destroy your very existence. Some cast spells upon you, some fire weapon upon weapon on you. Soon all that is left is your soul, which is sent to Magikarp-He'll for eternal torment as you burn in a pit of fire so hot and so deadly that even Satan himself dares not enter!
I look down upon you, Briefcase in hand, and laugh