Steal the Briefcase!

[Doodlydoo]

I still have my lightning powers and create a giant nimbus above you. The nimbus creates a spear of lightning and breaks the surface of the land. The land electricfies and you are electrified, dropping the breifcase. I then grab the breifcase, the nimbus guarding me.

 

[Tamazarokon]

I become Wendy and trap you in a golden ring. Whislt you are struggling to escape, you drop the briefcase and i take it

(I mean wendy from paper mario color spalsh)

 

[Doodlydoo]

The nimbus sees his master traps and goes into rage. He grabs @SMRPG64 and absorbs some of his Magikarp powers. The nimbus collapses and release the almighty Stormagikarp. It splashes the earth, sending shattered fragments flying. The Stormagikarp then eats you and get sfurher powered. I run in and grab the breifcase, avoiding the eternal storm approaching us. I call the Stormagikarp off but it does not listen. I realise I have unleashed an undefeatable monster and run like mad.

 

[Tamazarokon]

I arise and give the Stromagikarp a yummy treat. I become it's master. We bound over to you and snatch the briefcase as we splash off into the sunset.

 

[Fishykarp]

I collapse onto the ground screaming in agony as I feel my power leave my body. I surround myself in a Magikarp shroud, then when it fades I am gone...

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I snag the briefcase with a fishing rod before using a Phazer to destroy the Stormagikarp and teleport away. I flee with the briefcase.

 

[Tamazarokon]

I fly over to you and snatch the briefcase from your hand. I fly up into the air and out of reach. I create a force field around the briefcase.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I teleport inside the forcefield, grab the briefcase, and teleport out. I chain the briefcase to my arm and teleport away.

 

[Tamazarokon]

I dislocate your arm so much that it falls off. I grab the arm, attached to the briefcase, Bubble it, and send it to a temple.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I activate the remote teleporter on my arm, bring it back to me, and re-attach it with glue and safety pins. (Because that's logical.) I shoot @Cutepikachu343 in the shoulder with a sniper and teleport away again.

 

[Tamazarokon]

Luckily, I teleported to you and snapped the chain. I dig under the ground after taking the briefcase, into the core of the earth while i put on Lava armor, which prevents me from dying.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I use the fishing rod to pull you to the surface and snag the briefcase while opening a dimensional portal and jump inside.

 

[Fishykarp]

Meanwhile, in the depths of an alternate dimension, I feel my power return to me as the Stormikarp is destroyed. I redirect your portal to me, and as you appear in front of me I chain you to the ground, light you on fire, and take the briefcase

 

[Grand Master Koop]

Meanwhile at the ultra beast dimension, I'm still there making conversation with the UBs

and re-attach it with glue and safety pins. (Because that's logical.)

(It should have been Duct Tape)

 

[Hydreigonborn]

I pop out of the briefcase and punch you. I teleport away, with the briefcase in my hand.

 

[Fishykarp]

However, I control all Magikarp in every possible universe, no matter where you run, no matter where you hide, I will find you

Soon enough, my Magikarp bring me the briefcase, along with your bruised and battered body.

I chain you to the wall too, and set you aflame

 

[Hydreigonborn]

I turn into anti-magikarp gun and destroy all Magikarp. I revert back to my true stat and become ethreal and steal the 3 briefcase.

 

[Fishykarp]

I laugh as I hide in another dimension. You had only killed all of the Magikarp in that dimension. All the others behind me, I chain you to a wall with Magic-Restricting chains and take the briefcase

 

[Hydreigonborn]

My Hydrwigon Childeren rescue me, and assualt your Magikarp. My greninja brothren galloped across the sunset. I hope on the largest and strongest Greninja and lead my charge against your magikarp legion. Killing them entirely. I take the briefcase as you lay amongest your fallen comrades.

 

[Fishykarp]

Or so you think...

Remember, infinite dimensions, infinite Magikarp. And there are is no guarantee that they are as weak as they are in the original world. Literally infinitely Magikarp with the power of Gods pile on top of you, murdering you and letting me take the briefcase

 

[Hydreigonborn]

An alternat direction me comes through a portal. I have the power of ten titans and smite you. I pick up the brief case and desimate you body.

 

[Fishykarp]

I thank you for the idea, enter an alternate dimension and take an alternate Briefcase. Me and my army retreat back to my dimension

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I douse myself with Water magic, free myself, shoot you both in the shoulders and take both briefcases.

 

[Sky_]

I set the copy briefcase on fire, and turn it into toxic sludge, which melts your hand and paralyses you. I then take the briefcase and fuse it with my body, then go fully invisible

(How could you kill a Latios? They're adorable!)

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I use a Full Restore to heal myself, use a Spirit Sensor to detect your spirit, use the Phazer to unphase the briefcase from you and teleport away.

 

[Kaben and Madeleine]

A palkia appears and use spacial rend on you and you drop the briefcase and I come out of the sky on zekrom and I have kyrem and giratina for back up and soar away into the clouds with the briefcase that I throw in the air and freeze it for protection.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I teleport up, melt the ice, teleport the legendaries to the Reverse World, grab the briefcase, and jump in a portal to my own pocket dimension that only I can go to.

 

[Kaben and Madeleine]

The legendary are mine and I hop on giratina and enter the reverse world and give it the orb and find the briefcase and the case is broken and something fell out.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

Being confused at how the hell you got the briefcase from my pocket dimension that only I can go to doesn't stop me from calling upon Darkrai, a mythical Pokemon and thus outside the realm of your control, to put you and your Pokemon to sleep and torment your nightmares while I grab the briefcase and the thing that fell out before returning to my pocket dimension with Darkrai.

 

[OmegaNave]

Secretly holding onto Darkrai and travelling into Eeveechu's pocket dimension along with him, I steal the briefcase.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I kick you out of the pocket dimension, grab the briefcase, and close the portal with the briefcase safely inside. Now no person can get the briefcase.

 

[OmegaNave]

I send a small white dog into the pocket dimension to fetch the briefcase. It succeeds, and I trade it some dog treats for the briefcase.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I open a portal, land on top of the dog (obviously getting the reference) saying "Screw you, Toby!" I shoot @OmegaNave in the shoulder, grab the briefcase, and toss the briefcase back to Darkrai who closes the portal after returning the briefcase to the pocket dimension.

 

[Kaben and Madeleine]

I wake up with the help of creselia and use my dimensional portal gun and make a portal to the pocket world and found the thing that fell out of the briefcase and it started to glow brightly and I disappeared.

 

[OmegaNave]

I summon both the entire Prankster Gangster Nation and the Toaster Head Nation to help me fight Eeveechu for the briefcase.

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I launch a Reset Bomb at the armies, decimating them all. I give Viridi the everseed that I promised her and teleport away with Darkrai and the briefcase.

 

[OmegaNave]

*But it refused.

I refuse to die, and, with pure Determination, I teleport to Eeveechu. I attempt to steal the briefcase.

 

[hybrid]

i take the briefcase and send alex mercer and two doomsdays to protect it

 

[Mechanist Gamma]

I kill all three of them, have Darkrai put @hybrid to sleep and torment his nightmares while I retrieve the briefcase and flee.

 

[OmegaNave]

I send a super powered Tom Bergeron to retrieve the briefcase. I then travel to my own pocket dimension that only I can enter.