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SUICIDE GAME

Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
The only reason you said fuck was because you saw an A-bomb. It go boom and destroys everything in the area.

I drop another A-bomb
 
Aura

Aura

A missile is lanched at the A-Bomb to stop it. The A-Bomb and the missile are destroyed, but not completely because a part of the missile falls on my head.

I drop a message icon
 
Aura

Aura

I begin to play with the Ralts. We have a grand old time until the pick the Ralts up it give it a hug, and the father, a Gallade, come over, thinking I'm about to steal his kid so he gets rid of me in a not as epic way as Stel could have done, but I'm still dead, so it doesn't really matter.

I drop a map
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I follow the map to find out where it leads. Because I'm directionally impared, I don't realize I'm holding the map upside down. I don't realize my mistake until I'm in a restricted military zone. Typical of the American military it's shoot first, ask questions later. However, I can't answer their questions when they shoot me in the head and heart with machine guns.

I drop military secrets
 
Aura

Aura

Well if you know Military Secrets, you're fucked if you're not part of the military.

I drop a frog in a dress.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I show it to my cousin who flips out at the sight of such a bizarre sight. Her squealing and flailing scared the frog out of my hand and into the street. I run after the frog only to get hit by a car.

I drop a tennis ball
 
Aura

Aura

The tennis ball actually is a yellow Pokemon which contains a very pissed Darkrai who doesn't like being contained. I pick it up and release Darkrai, who takes it's anger out on me.

I drop a speck of dust
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I inhale the dust which contains a rare virus that corrodes the stomach leaving the infected to vomit blood and starve to death.

I drop the vaccine which was created after my death
 
Aura

Aura

I am given the vaccine for protection against the virus, but for some reason, the vaccine doesn't work on me and I also catch the virus and starve to death.

I drop the virus
 
M

Master of Dragons

It makes it's way into my body but it doesn't affect me because I have dragon blood but the angry villagers that are infected with the extremely deadly virus take all of my blood to use it as an antidote and I die from ,you guessed ,blood loss

I drop this link witch will automaticly be clicked on when you get hit by it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14
 
Jenova

Jenova

Because your brother and his companions' annoyance, I jump off a cliff and die happily.

I drop my strict 2nd grade teacher.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I have war flashbacks because my 2nd grade teacher was also an evil bitch that terrorized the students. At least from my young perspective anyway. Regardless, the memory drives me into madness until my brain implodes.

I drop my 9th grade Government teacher who was also a vile cretin.
 
Aura

Aura

This bitch decides that in punishment for living, I must spend the rest of my life doing schoolwork. No matter how much I love learning, I am NOT spending the rest of my life doing schoolwork. But I'm not a suicidal person, so I put up with it for a while, but the need to RP eventually drives me insane and I end up trying to escape. In that attempt, I failed to notice the firearm that teacher was carrying.

I drop 'Smells like Team Spirit' by Nirvana - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
In an attempt to finally figure out the lyrics, I begin doing endless research which slowly deteriorates my health from lack of sleep and propper nutrition. The results show that even Nirvana don't know what they're saying because they were high off their asses when they wrote the song. I decide to walk to my room in defeat, but because I'm so sleep deprived and weakened from hunger, I fall down the stairs and break my neck.

I drop the last peice of meat lovers pizza that I was unable to finish last night.
 
S

sheesheesh

I devour it, and nothing happens. But somebody spiked my drink. I then attempt to drive to Iraq and convince the people there to stop antagonizing the U.S.A. Problems: I didn't pack anything; I left the windows rolled down. THANKS A LOT, PSYCHO MONKEY.

I drop a yellow lab. His name's Elliot.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I throw the Bunnery because he was too stupid to realze that there was a whole nother page that he completely ignored. Ijit. Once that is taken care off, I run into a little lab named Elliot. He looks like a friendly dog so I decide to pet him. Elliot bites my hand and gives me rabies. I die a deranged death.

I drop a Shamwow towel
 
S

sheesheesh

I use it to wipe the blood off that poor whore, and she gives me AIDS.

I drop a used condom.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

I could go into extreamely naughty ecchi detail with this one, but I think I'll keep it kid friendly. As such, I tell the younglings it's a balloon and blow it up to try and make balloon animals. One of the kids points out that there is something inside the monkey I attempted to make. I gag realizing that this is in fact a used condom. I drown myself in peroxide and other chemicals in an attempt to purify my-

Psycho: I said that before!! *attacks Brendan with Space Monkeys*

I drop a trident with fireworks attached
 
H

Hunting Rifle

It hits a Energy Crystal and the combined power releases a triple beam that kills me three times, turns me ino a zombie, kils me again, etc.

I drop a Red Shard.
 
A

AetherGlaceon

I pick it up and examine it, not knowing that it's actually very sharp. I poke someone with it. They take it from me and stab me in the heart.

I drop a rickroll.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

it is a pornographic rickroll, and thus my eyes bleed out and my brain oozes out of my eye sockets. Then... you know what, I better not get into details

I drop liquid brain
 
Rozi

Rozi

What the.....How am I supposed to die by air? *spends life searching for an answer and dies of malnutrition*

I drop my curiousity.
 
A

AetherGlaceon

I grab the curiosity and wonder what the inside of myself looks like. I cut myself open and dissect my stomach, veins, arteries, pancreas, and intestines. *bleeds to death*

I drop Stel. >.>
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Brendan Savem said:
I could go into extreamely naughty ecchi detail with this one, but I think I'll keep it kid friendly. As such, I tell the younglings it's a balloon and blow it up to try and make balloon animals. One of the kids points out that there is something inside the monkey I attempted to make. I gag realizing that this is in fact a used condom. I drown myself in peroxide and other chemicals in an attempt to purify my-

Psycho: I said that before!! *attacks Brendan with Space Monkeys*
Click to expand...

I knew that sounded familiar! *Attacks Brendan with Evil Space Monkeys again* Anyway...


Stel and I are on reletively decent terms, but I get fatally wounded by him armblading a n00b behind me.

I drop a freshly cooked cheese burger
 
S

sheesheesh

His stardust dragon makes me lose the game. After that, I shoot my self in the head with a Magnum.

I drop a bullet.
 
S

sheesheesh

It uses Shadow Ball on me. In this case, I'd be fine with being normal.

I drop The several people who wished that Pokemon were real.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Sensing my future in the industry (I wish), they swarm all over me and beg me to make pokemon real (don't ask why they think I have the power, they just think weird). Trapped underneath them, I suffocate.

I drop a prawn curry
 
S

sheesheesh

I eat it. I like it. I got poisoned because it was expired.

I drop Brendan's pie.
 
zingy180

zingy180

I die waiting for him to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfinish his scentence.

I dropped a nerf sword
 
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