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I give it to my friend. He takes it. This would be the end of my post other than dropping something, but I'm supposed to die, so I get thrown off a cliff.
Unfortunately, I'm not the one to pick up the wine, my aunt is and she gets a little crazy when tipsy. I don't die from any physical trama, my death comes from my mind shattering and falling into a vegetative state. As said in my will, "don't keep me alive if this happens" my body soon perishes.
It is a very hot day so I go for a nice leasurely swim. A thunderstorm begins, but I don't care, I'm having way too much fun in the pool. That is, until the pool is struck by lightning which electrocutes me. But some miracle I survive the electrocution, but I'm left paralyzed and sink to the bottom of the twelve foot section of the pool where I drown.
I get black lumps (or bubes) all over my body, but for some reason I have a vaccine lying around. The bubes dissapear, but it turns out that a side effect of the vaccine is death.
I fall on the floor, and drop some shutter shades, laced with some sort of easily combusable substance, that when exposed to frixtion at all, light on fire.
The strings rub against my skin when it lands, causing major friction and pain. I get a rash a few hours later and I scratch at it so much my skin falls off. It still itches after the skin falls off, so I scratch my nerves and no longer feel pain. I continue scratching until my muscles have been torn apart, as have my bones.
I beat the rubik's cube, then later figure out that it's C4 then I scream & run around in circles forgetting that C4 is in my hand, trip, fall, the C4 falls, it doen't explode, I figure out that it's just grey play-doh, walk 2 steps, fall off a cliff, then land on spikes, which therefore, kills me.
I drop my pokeballs, Mismagius, Gengar, Honchkrow, Weavile, Spiritomb, & Giratina.
I have a seizure, because you didn't give me anything for me to commit suicide with. I jump and flail over near a certain armbladed plant person and I am cut in half.
I drop my intestines, stomach, and basically every organ in my torso/digestive system.
I pick it up and sell it on e-bay to some Halo nerd person when the police burst in. They say it's something from an alien planet, and that I must be helping the alien's take over the world. When I ask how they came up with that, they don't know, so they just shoot me instead.
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