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SUICIDE GAME

ToadDude

ToadDude

I abuse the AR by exploiting 277700995 cheats at the same time so the AR overloads and it's explotion is equivalent to an Atomic Bomb. >_<

I drop 1 Million Pokédollers.
 
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Blisk

Blisk

I try to chug the bottle of water but Harry Potter had put a bottomless spell (this is what i'm calling it, it's where it keeps refilling itself) on it so I drown.

I drop a set of iPod headphones.
 
ToadDude

ToadDude

The wild Totidile is Asleep!
What will Arceus do? "Splash"
Arceus uses Splash. But nothing happened!
The wild Totodile woke up!
The wild Totodile used Shoop da whoop.
XP

I drop a die (singular of dice)
 
B

Black Wolf

I role the die and it somehow ends on 13,
this results in a gaint meteor falling ontop of me, crushing every bone in my body, then Arceus comes out of a portal and blows away the remains of my body with a hyper beam.

A Nintendo DSi falls out of the remains of my pants.
 
B

Black Wolf

I come back to life (one way or a other), find the stylus and activate it by accident, burning down a orphanage and then a elephant drops down from the skies on top of me.

I dropped said elephant.
 
ToadDude

ToadDude

I run to it's leg and start nibbling on it.... Elephant leg! Hum, num num num num num! Then it kicks me into a girrafe that eats me, ignore the "a girrafe is a herbavore!" thing.

I drop a all you can eat gum piece.
 
F

FowlInc.

I start chewing the gum and blow a bubble... I then put it underneath of the chair I sit on and it lifts me up into the air... After several hours of oxygen deprivation, a 747 runs into me.

I drop Left for Dead 2
 
ToadDude

ToadDude

Your neighbor looks in a mirror, faints from what s/he saw, then I rush to give Mouth-Mouth and s/he throws up in my mouth, choking to death. :'(

I drop the SEREBII webmaster code. (I'd like to see what someone does with this!)
 
Blisk

Blisk

I use it to hack the site.I get in. Then because i commandeered their site. They nuke my house with.....wait for it.....feathers. I then sneeze to death.

i drop a.......drop of water.
 
zingy180

zingy180

I get intrigued by the drop that is in the middle of the road and don't notice the truck going at 90 km/ph being driven by a blind midget racing up behind me.

I drop an exhaust pipe
 
A

Abnaki_Knight

Someone throws me into the car, tapes a hose to the exhaust pipeand the has the windows ducktape tight with the other end of the hose inside the car. And with a automatic car starter, suacates me.

I drop an old grandfather clock.
 
B

Black Wolf

I find said clock and and when its 18:00 a Grandfather comes out of it and strats beating me up with a empty pack of pills and a walking stick.

I drop the grandfather.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
I escort the Grandfather to his doctor's appointment. The experience influences me to start an escort service for the elderly where I would serve as an escort to take old people where ever they wanted to go. However, people get the wrong idea about my business because "escort service" has another meaning involving sex, and so I am viciously attack by overbearing soccer moms who think I'm exploiting old people for sick and twisted purposes, pimps who think I'm infringing on their territories, and the FBI who think I'm doing illegal human trafficking. By the time the angry mob is done with me, I'm already dead.

I drop the idiot ball
 
B

Black Wolf

A wild Arceus appeard.
What will Black Wolf do?
Pokéballs pocket.
Idiot Ball, use.

Aaw it appeard to be caught.

Arceus Uses Judgement.
Its super effective.
Black Wolf fainted.

I drop a egg holding a baby T-Rex.
 
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B

Black Wolf

I go all like: "Aaw what a cute kitten." Then it claws open my face, eats my heart and then buries me under the catnip.

I drop a big red shinny button.
 
BlackRoseJack

BlackRoseJack

Formerly psy-teen
so dazzled by the button I run out in the middle of the road following it again dazzled by the shininess i get hit by a car vroom vroom

i drop yoda
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
GAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! No! Not sanity, anything but sanity! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! How could you? Sanity is my greatest weakness! *Dies from becoming sane*

I drop the snake from the freaky dream I had last night that one bite will kill a human. Even after taking anti-venom you will only have one year left to live.
 
Rozi

Rozi

What am I supposed to do with a pair of pants? o.e
Random Retail Guy: Hey! You have to pay for those!
Me: Wait what!? These aren't even mine!
RRG: You have to pay for those!
Me: No, but see I don't even want th-
RRG: You have to pay for those!
Me: .... *kills herself to rid the mind of the RRG*

I drop the knife I used in the suicide process.
 
ToadDude

ToadDude

Heh, heh, heh bloody knife! Awwwwww.... All the blood is dripping off *Stabs self* ...now...the next.... person.... will have... an extra....bloody....kinfe. X(
 
zingy180

zingy180

I sing into the mike and the terrable pitch of my voice angers the crowd into a riot and i get pummeled to death

I drop a compoter that can punch you in the face via the monitor
 
KoL

KoL

Expert FPS Player
Staff member
Moderator
The computer, using its special powers, performs the Reverse Warlock Punch, turning around and punching you into the stratosphere so hard your body vaporizes before reaching space.

I drop PINGAS.
 
B

Bloodless

I see PINGAS so many times that I am unable to get it out of my head, thus I jump off a bridge and is eaten by a passing shark, thus ending it.

I drop a leaflet.
 
Blisk

Blisk

The leaflet drops from the top of the Empire STate Building and falls fast enough that it crushes my head.

I drop a watermelon that does not squish heads
 
B

Black Wolf

But then when you dropped it, somebody stole it from you and replaced it with one that does squish heads and then you drop it making it squish my head.

After dropping my Pants, I drop my Shirt.
 
B

Black Wolf

"Oh God, its Groundon, and its coming right at us!!"
"Do not worry, for pantsman is here (me)."

Pantsman (me) gets squished by Groundon. I died.

I drop, those kids that were bulling me this morning. (just if you want numbers, they were with twenty.)
 
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